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>This is the remaining gasoline from my earlier landscaping escapades.
What did he mean by this?
He used a gas powered lawnmower to ruin Brother Nero's carefully cut lawn.
The absolute madman!
>>1449809
"This is all the gas that is left from when I ran the lawn mower earlier."
All that hype for nothing. It was shit.
>N-NO MR.PUNK PLEASE PUT ME DOWN! I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL WITH MY SHITTY SALARY! I BEG YOU TO NOT HURT ME!
What did Ryback mean by this?
>>1449211
This is what he meant
>Hypocrit
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't stop using HGH
>Pregnant
>Entitled brat
>Can't read
>Bald
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring...
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>>1449211
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most...
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>>1449214
kEK
Paige fags on suicide watch
ooooh that wrestling forum probably in tears tonight
>>1448859
Del Rio is classy man, he wont marry this disgusting slut
I thought del Rio was married hmmm
>BASED RYDER PUSH CONFIRMED
Are they putting the SmackDown WHC strap on him lads?
https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/status/750497703256264704
>>1448477
GRAND
SLAM
CHAMPION
WWWYKI
Who was /lifelong/ lads?
Eternally over, eternally the broski
woo woo woo!
>On Smackdown Zack Ryder defeats Sheamus CLEAN with the Elbrow drop
>Goes on the ramp afterwards and challenges Ruru for the US title
IT'S HAPPENING #WWWYKI
>>1447439
WOW WOW WOW
YOU ARE AWARE OF THAT
No, fuck that. I want to see him challenge for the WWE title and beat deanetty clean with the BROSKI BOOT and the ROUGH RYDER
>Zack also uses new music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjLRANel1pc
IT'S HAPPENING SENPAI
Feet and Thighs edition
>>1447293
POST FARTS
>>1447293
But how is the fart game?
>waits for "the dude" to post his entire folder bc all he does is sit inside all day and jack off his 1 cm dick
dem gainz edition
previous >>1436697
>>1446245
Shit her arms are pretty damn bug here. Are they much smaller now?
Top of the evening to you
>>1446249
Still look pretty good to me.
Hey /asp/, just trying to get some general advice, and you're the guys to ask.
I'm looking to take up a martial art, mainly just for some exercise, get in a bit better shape and generally improve myself and my body image.
What's the advised martial art/arts for this kind of goal? I'm not too focused on getting ripped or being able to kick people through walls.
I'm sure there's more than one answer, but any explanation you can give me along with any suggestions would be much appreciated, I'm brand new to all of this.
>>1447208
Come on now, this kid's obviously not ready for Ameri-do-te.
Issue #00001 straight to the archive edition
Talk about darts, where have you played? How's league going? Any luck in the local tourneys?
http://pastebin.com/A3D81ucb
Share your tips and stories, Make friends playing darts at your local bar!
Darts is also an /asp/ort!
Have sex please
>>1446017
after darts.
>>1446017
/tg/ didn't want us either.
So a couple of weeks ago, I asked /asp/ for suggestions for the /asp/ 4chan cup squad. I got those suggestions and I've put this together to allow people to vote on what they would like on the final Summer Cup squad: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1URhQ17HeHQvl85B2lIrr-Mg8qJb1YIZkHE4nH5Ub0N8/viewform
I also put in a write-in in case someone did not see the suggestion thread. I will put the votes together next Monday or Tuesday and determine what will be on the final squad. Thanks for the help.
oh man i completely forgot to add my suggestions for some new faces, as a guy from the martial art circles id like to:
remove:
mcdojo (too generic)
mishael cardozo (too obscure)
scooter fags (sk8ters need a better player)
airshit (too generic)
change:
box + judo ----> \\\+/// (make boris call it crosstrain), remove from gold position.
add:
BOTN (battle of the nations threads rep)
oosunaarashi or basho! (japanese sumo threads, /asp/s favorite wrestler seems to be oosunaarashi)
Matt Easton (HEMA rep, if possible full name "hey...
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voted and bumped
![[tips meowdora].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XTeBgyt.jpg "[tips meowdora].jpg")
>m-muh 4chan cup
>serious business
Let's update the pastebin edition.
Basic brand info for beginners http://pastebin.com/C6rEGbzD
Shoe reviews: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AnSv7MyhLozYdGM1a1FUMHNtTkRFN0xkVmt3dEZ0NHc#gid=0
Submit a shoe review: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Y70Tug_iI9-dW2VqBBzsI9PCnFlw1jIOu9yTlHcc-wY/viewform
Old thread >>1423375
FIRST FOR RETURNING TO THE SANCTUARY OF OUR GENESIS
>>1441118
who /euphoric/ here?
>Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.
What are your top 10 favorite current entrance themes? It was kinda hard to pick this many since most of the roster today has really shitty entrance music but here's mine
1.) The Club: https://youtu.be/i5B1bDFJeUA
2.) The Dudley Boyz: https://youtu.be/3ZtroGgkzWk
3.) Paige: https://youtu.be/kJ1vSQRyIdA
4.) Brock Lesnar: https://youtu.be/6K07yVtzioI
5.) Triple H (king of kings): https://youtu.be/fH2mf_DFxeM
6.) Chris Jericho: https://youtu.be/jHtEfvg2zd0
7.) John Cena: https://youtu.be/5LitDGyxFh4
8.) American Alpha:...
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The Perfect 10 Tye Dillinger
Swagger
Emma
Jericho
Senor Joe
John Cena
ADR
Harper/Rowan
Farmer Strength
No Way Jose
In no order except Tye's is #1
>>1439207
1-Shinsuke Nakamura
2-Kevin Owens
3-Shane McMahon
4-Bray Wyatt
5-Brock Lesnar
6-Seth Rollins
7-Charlotte
8-Stephanie McMahon
9-Roman Reigns
10-Samoa Joe
>>1439207
Where did Jim Johnston go?
Well, it is rather extraordinary.
>>1453419
DELIGHTFUL !
King Maxel will bring us brilliance with that Xylophone now that Brother Nero is deleted.
WHATS SINFUL DOING IN THE NXT ZONE?
This motherfucker's entrance cracks me up every time. I always forget that he comes out with a shitty plastic scythe and green laser pointer. I love it.
Watanabe had a pretty sweet run as a young lion during his excursion in ROH
I like him
>>1453205
It's pretty campy (and comfy). I like it too.
STOP REPLYING TO TRIPS YOU DUMB MARKS
THE LITERAL ONLY ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH THEM IS TO NOT REPLY
BUT YOU GUYS MAKE THEM INTO GOD DAMN STARS AND LITERALLY HAVING SIGNS ABOUT THEM ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
pic unrelated
Fuck off bretcum
>>1453155
Proof that sperg actually held up the sign at SD?
I thought he made it, posted it then changed his mind
