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Issue #00002 Heels vs. heels edition
Talk about darts, where have you played? How's league going? Any luck in the local tourneys?
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Share your tips and stories, Make friends playing darts at your local bar!
Darts is also an /asp/ort!
I generally suck - motorcycles alcohol and darts is a bad mix...
RATING: 6
(Reference 6.05 / From Yesterday -0.47)
FLIGHT: B
01 Average: 59.81 (+0.58)
CRICKET Average: 2.12 (-0.17)
Thank you based whited ape!
now that /wwe/ is on /sp/, /asp/ is now /darts/
Should he have been the new face of WWE?
HE SHOULD'VE BEEN THE ASS OF WWE
Bryan-Punk should have been the new Rock-Austin
>>1457714
Punk was the best thing in WWE since The Attitude Era...
But I still think he's gonna get killed in MMA...
What is their feud even about? Neither of them have ANY motivation for this.
>Natalya gets screwed out the title multiple times
>better attack my only friend for no reason at all
Seriously what the fuck is this feud
Nattie is a tranny who can't pass so he's jealous of an actual woman like bex
Bret Hart screaming, crying and kicking at the top of his lungs for his """""""""legacy"""""""" to live on
thats why. natty doesnt draw a dime but gotta give bret his pacifier every once in a while
Natalya is bitter after getting cheated by the Flairs for months and Becky is a useless nuisance that cost them the last match, accidentally or not. Motivations in wrestling don't have to be deep. Loser got sick of being a loser and decided to blame someone else. It happens all the time irl.
Friend passed away and left me this, how do I care for it, how do I shoot it.
>>1457366
Sorry about your friend.
You should oil it with a mixture of his mothers cunt slime and his fathers cock cream.
>>1457378
Sounds a bit closer to /k/ advice than /asp/
>>1457366
>Friend passed away and left me this, how do I care for it, how do I shoot it.
When you transfer your soul energy into the arrow, that combined with your friend's essence will guide the arrow with a power like nothing else.
>mfw
>>1457344
I looked outside, and it's not raining blood, so article is fake
>>1457344
Cena can't die until Vince is convinced that Roman isn't the next guy.
>>1457344
>mfw I never injure the correct head
go erly
burly
>tfw fell for the early or burly meme and got raped
>>1457143
[spoiler] erly burly [/spoiler]
>>1456608
>tfw I looked like that 15 years ago
>Crossfit Jesus
>You da man sef
>>1456571
You've really contributed so much to this board
FedoRamen thread
>>1456571
Quality thread
I mean, you'd see guys kicking out the pedigree or the tombstone at Wrestlemania only.
Now they kick out anything on every monthly PPV or even Raw.
It literally kills the purpose of the finisher and their credibility.
Lesnar needing 3 f5 to beat taker was a rare sight, now Roman takes 4 finishers and still gets up.
Nice job ''creative''.
Reigns and Nakamura spring to mind. Cena's finisher is probably the weakest, since most people besides jobbers need two or three to be pinned.
Wrestlers should be built up to have a finisher that finishes a match one-two-three easily and a second finisher that they use to beat jobbers and so on that some people CAN kick out of but it would be still rare.
>>1456522
yeah this and most wrestlers used to have it
What is the difference between a mark, smark, and anti-smark?
Only retarded americans care about this
>mark
people who enjoy the product
>smark
underage faggots and manchilds
>anti-smark
realists aka smart marks
>>1456409
>Mark
Likes WWE
>Smark
Likes Outlaw
>Anti Smark
Dislikes Outlaw fans.
>Be Bulgarian man
>Learn to wrestle
>Make it big
>Get a hot model south american wife is a giant ass
>Smoke cigars
>Be forever over due to a giant amount of charisma
he cant wrestle
he oversells
shes not that hot but she has a nice ass
hes not over and has never been over
>>1456394
>giant ass
it's nice but not giant
>south american
Based gook list
1. Yokozuna
2. Shinsukegay Nakarudeboy
3. Kendo Nagasaki
4. Tiger Mask
5. Pegasus Kid
6. Mr Fuji
7. Ricky Memeboat
> gap
6. Jimmy Wang Yang
7. The Great Muta
> power gap
8. Yoshi Tatsu
9. That fat old green guy that died in the ring
10. The guy that fought that fat old green guy loads
> power gap with extra beansprouts
11. le flippy stupid mask gook Justin Riger
12. Literally Hidewho Itami
13....
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>>1456157
Autism. Go back to wew you outlaw shitter
>>1456157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L5lOh1CJIQ
thread music
>>1456161
> being this mad his favourite chink was left out
Why is this board so infested with tripfags that they are center of 90% of discussion?
This doesn't seem to be problem on any other boards
It isn't. We have 3-4 in total who post with any kind of frequency
>>1456073
and each thread devolves into arguing with them and terrible 14 year old level banter
>>1456070
Most tripfags make threads aboout themselves to attract more attention to themselves. They mostly seem to be Carter and a few other faggots who are his buddies.
Is he the best of an already shit situation?
>>1456005
yes, but there wouldn't be a shit situation if they didn't fuck up his booking for 2 years straight. wwe are idiots. based roman will never recover
>>1456011
WWE didn't fuck up his push, his injury did. When he returned from it, WWE instead of changing plans, went ahed with Rumble win and that fucked everything.
>>1456005
He is the shit situation.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/alfredkonuwa/2016/07/08/wwes-recent-viewership-numbers-suggest-the-shield-is-a-ratings-disaster/#44e1169c7c03
>>1455624
It's true but it's not the Shieldetty's fault. They could give the title to Brock or Cena and I still wouldn't start watching RAW again.
The entire product is shit.
>>1455629
You might not, but casual audience would. That's the point, the shield have failed to become a attraction for that audience despite their extensive push.
Although, to be fair to Roman, when he first won the title from Sheamus on RAW in that Mcmahon angle to thunderous Philly cheers, the RAW rating bumped up a massive 27% increase. For comparison, the Rock's return in 2011 the rating increase was 26%. WWE clearly could not keep up the momentum with Roman, but the man did draw at one point.
Deanneity and the cuck Rollins are true failures in every sense of the word.
>So proud of everything he's doing over in India. Over 24hrs on a flight and has been non stop ever since. Literally going on hardly any sleep and he doesn't stop smiling and doesn't stop working hard. It's inspiring to see. Inspires me to be better. He pulls on my heart strings like no other person ever could.
>I love you Papi. Can't wait to see you home! San Antonio isn't the same without you, I'm not the same without you.. Dear India.. Can I have him home now?!! Bring him back...
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Jesus Christ he must be dick game Micheal Jordan
Based El Patron
Damn he's in India? I bet they won't be coming to Mumbai.
>Alberto 3 day trip planned for New Delhi, Bangalore and Kolkatta.
Yep every fucking time, fuck you Vince.
>>1455641
You can just go to one of those cities pajeet
