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So what excuse will Phil make on his inevitable podcast meltdown afterward? Will he blame the UFC doctors, Dana White, or will he somehow find a way to pin the whole thing on Triple H?
Take Mickey's word for it -- CM Phil is going to be knocked out so hard he'll wish he was back in WWE. This fight aint scripted, PHil
He'll own it like a man and admit he was beaten fair and square
>>1460428
Phil please.
You may be a "Superstar" in your scripted fights, Phil, but come UFC 203, you will learn your place and be humbled. Couldn't handle Ryback stiffing you a few times? There will be no pulled punches when you step into the ring with Mickey Gall. Place your bets, people, this Emo Cuckold is going to get his shit pushed in
What the fuck is going on here? Are they trying to start a new fashion or is this just a brazilian thing?
Don't wanna cover the good m8
>>1460376
Gold*
>>1460376
They could just tuck it under, probably it's some goofy Reebok practice, just like when they place a damn energy drink in the winner's hand lel
Is there anywhere I can watch the entirety of ufc 200?
9.99
>>1460270
ufcnetwork for only 9.99 a month
>yfw you first found out cm punk's real name is phil
>>1460243
so funny bro lmao i'm gonna post this on r/4chan hopefully that will get me some upboats
>>1460266
hi phil!
>>1460274
Hi Ryan! Can you follow me on tumblr? I'll give you five dollars if you do!
Post wrestlers that browse /asp/
pic related
>>1460209
What makes you think she does? Better yet what makes you think any woman will be on here
>>1460214
This.
Am I the only one who misses talk n shop with the Good Brothers.
Get these damn ewoks off muh damn propurtay
Give this fat giant baby a mic and no script
FUCK YOU I I
So lads, how do we utilize meme magic to change WWE?
>>1460183
The shieldettys are found with an assload of coke and dead hookers
By sending Deanetty to the unemployment line.
Pray to Dean Ambrose
Lets see what you got
What happened to cuck jericho?
Is this the fate of the eternal manchild?
Apologize. Apologize you stupid idiot.
>>1460080
His career is at an all time high. Looks like he is transitioning to retirement soon and getting his name out there one last time. I could never hate on based Jericho. The man is an og.
>>1460080
What did happen?
is this game really bad?
>>1460065
Career mode sucks and feuds from the Universe mode suck, the game tried to be "smarter" and determine these things but it ends up becoming a circle.
ywn see THQ/AKO rise like a phoenix and save us from 15+ years of wrestling game mediocrity.
>>1460100
*AKI
Is this correct?
Jasethy: liked by wrestling fans.
Ramenetty: liked by children and women.
Deanetty: lone fan is Carter.
>>1460008
Roman: Liked by Chads
Jasethy and Deanetty: Liked only by fat neckbeards
Makes sense. It's why Dean also has the lowest of the RECORD LOW among the three and Seth has the highest.
>>1460029
>Roman: Liked by Chads
kek he said Chads, not fags
Jasethy: wrestling fans
Ramenetty: low iq people and pajeets
Deanetty: fangirls
Who does the suicide dive the best?
Who does it the worst?
>>1459838
Owen Hart best of all time.
>>1459838
King Cuerno is the best
The MIz almost kill himself everytime so he's the shittiest
Deanetty's is obviously the worst.
![Vince_McMahon_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HoiIIUn.jpg "Vince_McMahon_2[1].jpg")
>UFC
>real
>>1459834
>WWE
>relevant
WWE JUST BOUGHT UFC!!!
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2651383-ufc-reportedly-sold-latest-details-comments-and-reaction?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial
Knife and cloth shield fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hccyPJ7a8j4&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhccyPJ7a8j4&has_verified=1 [Embed]
Machete fight
youtube.com/watch?v=VhV9xTPRvaI [Embed]
Gang weapons fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWrYUUIrR2o [Embed]
Knife vs unarmed fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWTsM_YUOrQ [Embed]
>browsing /asp/ a lot late 2014/early 15
>discuss martial arts, MMA, boxing, etc
>slow moving board with tight community
>also discussion of paintball, HEMA, skateboarding for fans of the sports
Leave, come back in 2016
>mandrama/wweshit
>"I practice chen pang gong nong" posts unironically
>divashit
>wwe...
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>>1459672
Wrestling got kicked off of /sp/ and invaded /asp/
Things were better on /sp/, everyone stuck to one general /wwe/ thread instead taking up the entire board.
>>1459711
fucking gook admin, fuck him
FUG OFF MMA FAG
What does the "CM" stand for?
>>1459660
http://fansided.com/2015/01/02/cm-punk-finally-reveals-cm-name-stands/
Chuck Mosley
>>1459663
What dat mean? Who chuck mosley?
Cuck Man
As in "there goes Cuck Man Phil, the fake UFC fighter"
His wife will be getting fucked back at home by Ryback while he's away getting fucked in the octagon by Mickey Gall -- that's why they call him "Cuck Man Phil, the biggest punchline in UFC history"
