Because, deep down, if you use /asp/, you are a retard. No exceptions.
Count one of this board's retardation. It's obsession with Cuck fetishes. Who are you people? Moot?
Count two on the retardation board, what is with you guys and Smarkbusters? Literally two guys tryharding to be the most cringeworthy anti-smarks ever.
Count three is that you people don't just except Eugene is the greatest WWE legend ever.
Who should be Smackdown general manager?
>>1458573
EXCUSE ME!
>>1458573
TAG MATCH
TAG MATCH
TAG MATCH
TAG MATCH
1 ON 1 WIT DA UNDERTAKER
>>1458573
Kurt Angle
>>1458520
the absolute cuckiest
>>1458520
Yes
>>1458520
Yes
what did they mean by this
>>1458498
>Carter stalker/Ryder Vice Club President is a wewtist.
Wow what a shocker!...
>>1458498
I bet that was 2Cold - AutismO.
>>1458525
No I'm not lol
What's this submission move called?
>>1458481
The OP
>>1458481
Homoplata
the gook up the poop shute
>Looks like he's on death's door
>expects to fight in 40 days
Toppest kek
>>1458475
Has he been living on the streets or something?
He looks terrible.
Which one's Punk
>>1458476
You know it's fucked up when Jim Norton looks more vivacious than you.
How is it that Bork Lazer can book a fight and compete within a month or so, yet Philip Brooks can't fight within a year of signing?
He's not good at fighting appearetly
>>1458407
Punk is undefeated.
>>1458407
Phil has been busy prepping the bull
Is he the king of Alternative Sports & Wrestling?
Yes. Not even memeing
Yes unironically
Without question.
Things I learned from /asp/ that I didn't know before tonight:
1) There's an actual Turk who posts here and is a huge Sasha fan
2) Polish people actually watch mandrama
3) Canadians are the biggest shitposters as always
>>1458337
Carter is actually a ching chong
>>1458346
He's using a proxy. He's actually Cucknadian.
>>1458337
I want to fuck her.
BREAKING : BECKY LYNCH TO BE CAST AS XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS IN EPIC REBOOT
Xena has freindly confrontation with her enemy
Xena talking to her horse
Locked in battle with a mysterious assassin
On a scale from 0-10, how satisfied were you by the events of this past week in pro wrestling?
>deanetty gets record low ratings and BTFO
>bork wins
>zack push
10
Tenouttaten!
8 for final deletion
Vince is gonna feed Dean to Brock, isn't he?
Fuck, WM 33 will probably be Brock vs Roman II
Reminder that Brock never got pinned when he lost the title at WM 31 and is deserving of a title shot.
Brock will bring in the ratings. Seth, Ramen, and Deancuck are death.
Negro we're back on /sp/
post this there
>feed Dean to Brock
hasn't that already happened?
Womens fight main eventing UFC200.... women main eventing mania confirmed?
>>1458161
dem titties tho
>>1458161
>have huge buildup with 6'6 250lb burly monsters throwing power punches at each other
>cap it off with two skinny females bitch punching each other in what looked like an ametuer mma fight
Underwhelming
>>1458161
Those are some nice titties
APOLOGIZE
>>1458094
Sorry I made fun of your dick sword tattoo.
Sorry that sable looks like a grandma
>>1458094
Sorry
>the state of UFC cucks when Brock beat one of their own
kekekekekekekek
>A "fake" pro wrestler is the UFC's biggest draw
LOL
obviously thrown match. hunt sucks but he didnt even throw a punch
Vince is fucking salivating right now.
>Brock only comes back stronger
>Roman in prime position to win against him at Summer Slam
