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>"I went to a thing last Fall when the latest 2K game was coming out. They were telling me how I’m an 85 or something like that and Triple H is a 98. I remember I was like, 'Why would he be a 98?' And they go, 'Well because he’s the boss and we have to suck up to the boss.' I don't know, he was laughing about it. It kind of pissed me off. I thought, 'I don’t care how many titles Triple H wins, he could never lace my f*cking boots up. Period. Vince could make him 35 time world champion and it doesn’t mean he’s...
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>>1453652
He is right.
WWE games stat system is total BS.
>>1453664
This El Torito should be the best in every game
http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers-with-highest-wwwf-wwf-wwe-win-percentages.html
>>1453652
Got to love how the hitman tells it like it is. Did Haitch and Bret ever have a match?
>a wrestler is main eventing UFCs biggest event
VINCE
ALWAYS
WINS
BAYBAY
>main eventing
Not anymore :^)
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/751262281011306496
>>1453714
>Women headlining what will likely be their biggest-drawing event of all time
That's somehow even more embarrassing.
>>1453714
>WMMA is the main event of 200
>Fucking Amanda Nunes in the main event
Lmaoing so hard @ ufc rite now.
Is there a site were I can stream UFC 200 tomorrow online for free, with no sign up or whatever
bump
post more alexa and I'll let you know
>>1453559
Why didn't he just run away from the ring when Ambrose's theme played?
>>1453495
Why didn't Del Rio just slap the referee and get himself disqualified when Dolph cashed in on him?
>>1453500
Good question.
That would be a GOAT heel moment.
Because the man who tells them what they are supposed to do didn't tell them to do that.
I work at the NXT performance center, and I talked to Dean Mark and he wants this as his theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i-rXH6Kr_E
>>1453433
LOL
>>1453433
According to Meltzer he is currently in NYC with CFO$ working on his new theme song.
>>1453439
Actually Whatculture said that Jim Johnson himself is composing the song for him.
What does it take to be a smark buster?
Interbreeding + 0 social skills
>>1453351
Ya gatta be mo' retarded than Eugene
Autism
Do you remember the diva Kaitlyn? The one that had those feuds with Vickie Guerrerro?
This is her now.
>>1453239
What a decent pair of completely natural boobs.
>>1453239
>Those big silicone rockets
Muh dick is diamonds right now.
>>1453240
>natural
>hey Kev, sorry to interrupt your meal but I just thought you should know, i'm what you'd call a "smark" and you were one of the worst rated champions of all time. you never drew a dime, buddy and you can bury vanilla midgets all day but that'll never change.
What happens next?
>>1453212
Kevin unfortunately tears his quad when trying to stand up and walk away
>>1453212
he was so drunk in this one
>>1453212
He laughs and continues to keep eating. Based Nash knows he's the man, made millions booking himself to the top due to his shear size and buried all the vanilla midgets in the process. Big Kev don't gotta take shit from anyone. He is the king of destroying smarks.
Are you excited?
Ye
JUST
>>1453034
Hello yes
Motivated Randy vs Brock who will have to do something other than his suplex city gimmick, what's not to like.
https://twitter.com/Ryback22/status/751232263266840577
BASED BIG GUY SHOOTIN
>>1453028
what happened to him
>>1453028
JUST
>>1453028
KEK, BASED BIG GUY WORKING CM PANK AND BMJ
WHAT'S PB GOTHIC DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?????
OH MY GOD. IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS? WHAT IS TRIANGLE JR DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!?
IS IT?!?! IS THAT-- IT IS?! WHAT IS RAZER ROMAN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!
WHATS ROCK FREEZE STEFAN ANDREWS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE????!!
I... i miss him lads.
I shitted on him because he won the title
I shitted on him because he lost the title
Then when he won at Wrestlemania sonething changed... i actually liked him.
Now that he's gone Raw is ahit and the ratings are devastated.
Will R2J save us?
have sex
>>1453015
k bend over
>>1452992
You liked him at Wrestlemania? Go fucking kill yourself. I know /asp/ is on one about Deanetty because he's the current champ and bitching about ratings is just a meme now, but holy shit.
He's been gone two weeks and you miss a guy who only put on decent matches at PPVs post-Mania?
Your thoughts?
accurate
>>1452982
Did you put John cenas head on your Nikki Bella doll?
>>1452994
>fat spic calling based Grims nerd
Go back to mexico
