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Is there anything more retarded than banning moves in wrestling?
>b-b-but we don't want kids doing them!
Kids will always emulate what they see on TV and this will literally never, ever stop. It's not your responsibility to keep them safe, it's their parents'.
>b-b-but it looks too violent for PG!
So? Wrestling is about grown men solving their problems with violence. It's inherently not for kids. It's inherently not PG. If you're so worried about the kids, ban every move....
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>>1452162
I thought moves were banned because they were more prone to injure despite doing them correctly, like Nikki's Rack Attack.
Some moves are super dangerous and add nothing to a match.
Don't need to see a Tiger Driver 98' or Burning Hammer when moves like a power bomb or a F-5 provide similar impact and a sense of finality.
Same goes with "regular" moves like pile drivers. Suplexes are much safer and just as entertaining.
>>1452194
Pile drivers are illegal anyway right? I think the only guys actually allowed to perform are kane and the undertaker
Is this coward man enough to go head-to-head with Russo for charity?
>>1452159
Russo is a piece of shit but Cornette is too afraid to confront Russo after all the shit he's said about him. Not saying because he's intimidated but rightfully embarrassed for his childish nagging
Cornette is a piece of shit and so is his fanboy that tgwtg reject on youtube
>>1452165
He won't confront him because he knows that'll be his gimmick done with and he'll be forgotten.
I haven't watched wrestling since 2003 or so, though I was obsessed as fuck as a kid. I went to like 3 RAWs, two Nitros, went to the King of the Ring where Stone Cold fought Shane and Vince in the ladder match, used to stage wrestling matches on my trampoline for all the kids in my school. My wrestling figure collection was GOAT, had the old 1992 WWF ring with the cage, even owned the old WWF arcade game.
I kind of grew out of it, I guess. I'm fucking 30 now and after playing WWE2K16, the urge to stop jobbing and reclaim my title is upon me. The problem is,...
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>>1452095
Save yourself the trouble and stop watching now.
>Is there a 'Goldberg' type fag that the company is pushing even though everyone thinks they're shit?
Roman Reigns
Hey /asp/ check out this sick kickflip
Cool shit brah, you must get loads of pussy dude.
>>1452081
Looks pretty shit
>>1452081
look at this g here
What's /asp/ honest opinion on these 2 guys?
>>1452058
actually who?
>>1452058
Hi either Joe Cron or JD. Made any money on youtube yet?
LITERALLY WHO????
What will the hottest man in the business do next? Will he continue saving TNA and wrestling?
WWE won't give TNA this succes.
You'll see broken Matt before wrestlemania 33.
I could easily see him bringing tna back. Even if wwe approached him I don't think he'd go back. He obviously has a lot more creative freedom on tna
>>1452031
Of course! We saw him last night! Before Wrestlemania 33!
leaked picture of pedomod
pedomod btfo
bretcum in tears
>>1452080
kek
>>1452021
K E K
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>One week said AJ Styles was only signed to be a low-mid card wrestler
>Next week flip flops and says Styles was going to be a top guy from the start
Why do people listen to this lying hack again?
>>1452019
well uhh you see he is uhhh y'know
Big Match Meltz working the everliving fuck out of the smarks.
w-w-w-well the thing about that is uh..it's uh..y'know uh...w-w-w-well i mean what i heard...uh..b-b-b-but i mean it's not like it's set in stone or anything...it is what it is y'know
At what point is it too late to go pro in mma from just starting?
My vote is 18 or 1o
>>1451996
38 ask Punk
>>1451996
I think im also gunna go the MMA route if my NXT tryout doesnt go well
>>1452140
I would love a chance to kick your fat spic shit in, tubby.
20 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hILCw66sLU
>>1451991
Literally who?
The downfall of pro wrestling.
Thanks for reminding me OP.
>>1451993
18+
Will the return of the brand split mean the return of Bragging rights?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRWgrGcYkx8
Survivor Series will suffice. Even the name Bragging Rights is a crock of shit.
>>1451978
>watching the butthurt neckbeard mark
>>1451978
Please get off of this board and go back home to /pony/ faggot.
ITT: Post good promotions only you've heard of.
>outlaw wrestling
>>1451970
This isn't even outlaw wrestling, this is secret underground terrorist sleeper cell wrestling
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-OsDlHFLfkE
when they don't smell what you're cooking
when you have to allow them to think they can just walk away
when youre not having a nice day
When you hear sounds of glass being repaired
Will be last one round or two?
Will he be knocked clean out, beg for mercy, or actually die?
How will this effect his stature in the WWE, if at all?
Brock is gonna overpower Hunt and make him look like a little bitch.
>>1451700
>1st round
>begging for mercy
>knocked clean out
>and will die
Hunt is going to murder Brocks face something fierce. It's going to be Lesnar/Velasquez 2 basically.
>>1451700
I hope to never see him again. Sure I'll miss Paul Heyman and his entrance music but I won't miss his 1 move of doom German suplex and his little chicken legs. They need to stop with part timers.
That said, I do kind of want him to win.
Guess who just got chosen to be the #1 contender for the United States Championship?
Zack Ryder pinned Sheamus on Raw and Smackdown so for some reason Vince has gently promoted Ryder from Jobber to Turbo Jobber
I'm watching Smackdown. Zack is so fucking gassed kek. You can hear him wheezing for air during this interview.
>>1451545
He literally narrowly escaped jobbing again to Sheamus
If you were to look back as far as 2010, Ryder is Sheamus's personal twink.
>>1451545
>he doesn't know that everybody sounds outta breath after an adrenaline comedown
please exercise
