I am finally convinced that Rato is the only hope for the rebooted Woman's division. She's an above average worker, nice moveset. Good heel looks and can work the mic. Let's not forget the best theme song. She's a womanlet but the rest makes up for it. However, she has to work with
Satcha Botch ; I still don't get the hype, seriously. What exactly is "the boss" gimmick? She's just a generic face coming out and challenging a heel champion. OVERRATED AND BOTCHES TOO MUCH.
Charlie: I had faith in her once, however she has proven to be average and even sloppy. Shame, as she has A+ looks.
Becky Lynch: Check out this weeks raw, after she beats Summer - she heads to the ropes and screams some shit with her fist up. She literally looked retarded, do you really want to see this autistic piece of shit every week? They should have kept her as a jobber.
Natalya: Boring personality. That Tag match botch was embarrassing, her ring presence looked so fucking amateurish.
Bayley: Probably the worst, IRL she thinks she's probably the best wrestler ever when in reality, she is below average. Sluggish moves, bad selling. Trying too hard to please the indie crowd. Trying technical indie moves she can't do. Good god, her interviews and promos, she really has that "I am such a good wrestler, better than the rest" smug on her face. Not to mention really bad promo skills. I really hope she is not over once she steps out of Fullfail. As she ages, she'd have one of the worst backstage attitudes.
Dana Brooks: She's nervous half the time and looks like a porn star.
Paige: Got lazy after getting fame, becoming fat, got a lip job.
And all the good women seem to be missing: Emma/Alicia Fox/Tamina/Naomi
>>1449463
>ITT: nobody cares
>>1449494
Nah they are just butthurt that their overrated Sasha Botch and Becketty got exposed for the shit they are.
>>1449463
>What exactly is "the boss" gimmick?
You must have missed Raw, it was explained in great detail.
Mom walks into room
>"Hey, Anon what are you watching?"
What do you do?
>>1449446
At least my dad won't call me a faggot this time.
mixed wrestling
>tfw dad walks in and sees new day gyrating in the ring wearing unicorn horns
>tfw he was a huge wrestling fan until WCW folded
>tfw he just looks at the TV sadly shakes his head and walks out
make an apology
>>1449433
I'm sorry Matt, you brought wrestling to a new level that has never even been theorised before
He needs to return to the World Wrestling Entertainment and be given the WWE belt
Pay your respects
BROTHER NEEROOOOOOOOOO
>>1449374
DELETE THIS
>>1449374
FINAL DELETION
Is he autistic?
https://youtu.be/q5WBzN7h3Kc
>>1449340
Reminds me of the star wars skit where kylo ren disguises himself as a employee
He has dyslexia, so he's a literal retard.
>>1449340
>is a guy who tried to fart on gerald briscoe, ended up shitting himself, then started chasing Briscoe around with his shit stained trousers autistic?
Remember that time Dawn Marie fucked Torrie Wilson's Dad to death?
Remember that time when i lost my virginity? Jking
remember when JBL gave eddie's mother a heart attack?
remember when we had good looking women in dubya dubya e?
now we need a stable for these horsettys
His whole schtick as U.S champion was to prove little guys could beat goliaths. Why the fuck did he lose to Rusev after he beat Ryback twice. Makes no sense.
Also, are they back to giving up on the Lucha Dragons?
Because Rusev is a cuck that lets Vince fuck Lana
>thinking a little guy has a chance in Vince's world
What a mark.
>>1449254
Because he wasn't really getting over.
And Rusev is just THAT GUY.
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>"NO MR RYBACK!!!!"
"I am the best in the world."
What did he mean by this?
>>1449385
that he fucked ur mom and sister in 3 way lol
>>1449386
lol
c-cena senpai
this heres what you call domination
fun fact: this whole sequence was a callback to their first match back in 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdswBMO_Sig
>>1449201
NO, THIS
IS WHAT YOU CALL
DOMINATION
BREAKING
Caption this
Lol he's fat
>>1449145
Damn he's fat
>>1449145
anti smark tears
Who misses the authority? The real reason ratings have dropped is because we don't have a heel faction in power anymore for faces to overcome the odds against. Now we just have meme repeat matches like zayn owens #36488.
I don't miss the authority because Triple H and Stephanie are worse than fucking aids
I want the Club to literally rule the WWE
I want them to be what the Nexus should have been, control literally everything, I don't give if a fuck if they become NWO 2.0, that's better than the McMahon family existing.
I would not crack even the smallest frown if Stephanie and Triple H died tomorrow
>>1449117
Kane ruined it they should have added another new guy or girl to it
(Glass breaks)
BEAT DEBRA
(Vagina get wet)
>>1449031
(Glass being repaired)
>tfw we just witnessed wrestling history
don't even care that /wwe/ is dead now, we'll always have tonight anons
BASED HARDY'S
link?
>DILAPIDATED BOAT
ITT: we r8 their legs
>bayley
soccer mom tier 3/10
>charlotte
milf tier 4/10
>becky
CANKLES 5/10
>sasha
just right 9/10
>>1448807
>Sasha
5/10
>Becky
6/10
>Charlotte
5/10
>Bayley
8/10
>>1448807
Sorry, but this is one ugly group of women.
Really for wwe superstars this is a group of uggos.
Picking between them and some 40 year old isn't even hard. Steph is hotter than these bitches, easily.
Heel turn when? It's been too long.
>>1448723
Dude no
He's way too over right now
Heel Beeg > Face Beeg
it's not up for discussion
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