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Anyone know where I can watch full YouShoots? Youtube only has short clips.
>>1452642
You could get a fucking job and buy them from the website instead of spending all your neetbux on tendies and action figures.
>>1452662
Nigga im not bout finna pay $20 just to here sum nerd talk for half an hour
If you are so fucking stupid that you are unable to watch any type of video for free on the internet then you don't deserve to know
>IT'S A DILAPIDATED BOAT
AN EXTRAORDINARY XYLOPHONE!!!
Senor Benjamin, the greatest martyr in the last 10 years of pro wrestling.
Did Dixie Carter really think it was a good idea to fund two brothers' expensive play-fight and nostalgic trip back to their yard tard days?
Is he, dare I say, broken?
NERO, MY MALE SIBLING.
BROTHER NERO WAS DELETED
A NEW ERA OF HARDY BRAND AND TNA CAN BEGIN
I KNEWWWW YEW WOULD COME
No, really.
>>1452116
based fatass threw it himself cause he was hungry but too dumb to eat properly
Vince
sting from the rafters
CAW
>The fans think they're real, coz they don't know the secrets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9u8x0Xrj4A
Huh this is pretty neat actually
shes a stunt granny
Awe look who just discovered brian zanes channel how cute.
>it's a Big Show turns on his tag team partner episode
>>1451878
>it's a big show is the surprise mystery tag team partner episode
>Its a big show cries episode
How does /asp/ feel about this roided up jobber?
>>1451666
Her husband is her manager and he made some bottom tier career choices for her.
IIRC he insisted they sign her on a two fight contract for a lot of money because they thought she'd beat the first two and have to sign her for even more. The UFC responded by giving her Miesha Tate right off the bat lol.
>>1451666
Rin is natty. Shes just short
>>1451666
Damn. What a retarded incompetent manager.
http://411mania.com/wrestling/bret-hart-and-sons-think-mark-hunt-will-beat-brock-lesnar/
Why does this cuck, Bret, always oppose WWE?
Can't he ever root for his own team?
>>1451524
no. he even married a negress
Ah yes, doing whatever the company asks you to is not cuck behaviour at all, right?
fuckin' mark
>>1451524
Bret "The Saltman" Hart
How did we get to the point where Bliss/Bayley was literally more exciting and technical than the 16 man tag match on RAW?
>women's '''wrestling'''
>more exciting than anything
PLEASE HAVE SEX
>>1451449
Why would a 16 man elimination tag match that made 0 booking sense be exciting, let alone "technical"? Have you never seen a Survivor Series match? They always have lame pins.
Swaggie should have been allowed to finish Cesaro, though.
>>1451458
Manley detected. Do female wrestlers intimidate you?
How do we save WWE?
Hire Matt Hardy
>>1451430
murder vince
>>1451432
This, OP.
I know Triphammer is probably looking for a serious answer but in all seriousness, hiring Broken Matt Hardy would put the entertainment back in World Wrestling "ENTERTAINMENT", wouldn't you agree Triphammer?
Why are their matches so much better than main roster tag team matches?
Probably over an hour of wrestling each other since Takeover Dallas and still feels fresh and exciting.
Some teams get boring after their 3-4 signature spots.
Most of the tag teams on the main roster are literal shit right now.
>never get to see Cesaro+Kidd vs. American Alpha
Who /oogabooga/ here?
>>1451147
I feel like a fag for saying this but I thoroughly enjoy both revival and alpha. I think they are what wrestling needs to be.
>Monday’s WWE Raw scored a 1.87 rating, down from the 2.21 rating the show drew last week. Raw averaged 2.658 million viewers, down from the 3.093 million average from last week.
>8PM: 2.663M viewers
>9PM: 2.668M viewers
>10PM: 2.643M viewers
The fucking dilapidated boat of deanetty
The fucking city of WWE RAW without Roman
RECORD LOW RATINGS
LOW
RATINGS
>1.87
>>1450360
When are they gonna release this shitter?
All of the shield have been disaster champions. They are getting 1/10th (ONE TENTH) of the ratings of wrestling viewers from the late 90s.
They are a trio of faggots and wrestling nowadays are shit. Not sure why you guys argue which of the 3 of the shield faggots are the worst with ratings when all 3 are the worst thing to ever happen to the product.
They need to put the belt on mah boi Shinsoogi Nakibanana and have him feud with the Bully Club instead of having The Shield on TV.
>BEND OVER
>>1450223
Pleased to meet you, Ben.
I like the penis windows
some good symbolism
>tfw TNA knockouts are hotter than WWE women
Does the division have anything going for it?
have sex
Marti is a qt
Allie is a qt
Rosemary is a freak
shame about jade tho
>>1449968
>Knockouts are actually able to extreme rule matches
>Muh wimminz revolution can only get more time to kill the crowd
All right /asp/ we are going to book the greatest wrestlemania of all time.
We have these list of wrestlers to use.
Matt Hardy
Chris Beniot
Undertaker
Triple H
Chuck Pulumbo
Edge
The Rock
Rey Mysterio
John Cena
Ultimo Dragon
Christian
Chris Jericho
Randy Orton
Tazz
Mr.Kennedy
Big Show
Ted DiBiase(Late 80's)
Shawn Michaels (2002)
Go luck bookers
>>1449961
For the WWE Championship
Broken Matt Hardy vs nWo beret Shawn Michaels
Everyone else is in a timed battle royale
>>1449961
WWE championship
-Shawn Michaels(c) vs John Cena
(Streak Match)
Chris Benoit vs Undertaker
The Rock vs Triple H
IC Championship
Ultimo Dragon(c) vs Chris Jericho
Submission Match (Million Dollar Championship)
-Ted DiBiase(c) vs Tazz
Tag Team Championship
Edge & Randy Orton(c) vs Big Show & Rey Mysterio
US Championship (Fatal Four Way)
Matt Hardy(c) vs Christian vs Mr. Kennedy vs Chuck Palumbo
>>1449961
>we are going to book the greatest wrestlemania of all time.
>We have these list of wrestlers to use.
>Matt Hardy
It already is.
