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>tfw rebooking wwe from 2015-2016 on EWR
This should be a blast
>EWR
>2016
>>1453221
Have sex you manlet
Is this character the embodiment of /asp/?
No its the embodiment of Roman haters
Fucking he'll op.
I miss Eugene .
Just ryder fags
can brother nero save himself from deletion?
>>1452776
DELEET THIS
>>1452776
delete
>>1452776
DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
Mark Henry thread. Worship your chocolate god.
BASED HALL OF PAIN
Big Show, Mark Henry, Kane and Undertaker are last of a dying breed.
Guys who are unique and actually look like wrestlers.
If Chris Benoit came back out of nowhere to WWE, would he receive a reaction so loud that it would be heard from space or would there be an uncomfortable silence and confused looks as a dead man walks down the ramp?
yep
yarp
>>1452593
>yfw the Undertaker's music hits
>Cole:OMG it's the deadman!!!!
>Benoit comes walking down the ramp
Anyone unironically miss him yet?
No. He could die for all I care
>>1452544
AWWWWWW CMOOOOOOOOOOOON
Ambrose sudden push and Seth's return proved that it wasn't just Reigns that sucked on the top card.
These guys were never meant to get disbanded which in interesting considering how strong and successful of a stable they were
When is he coming back?
>>1452506
he's wrestling Brock at summerslam
>>1452520
So I hear. What a derp match.
>>1452506
>yfw you completely forgot he even existed until the SS match was announced
>mfw I can't wait to spam /sp/ with APOLOGIZE threads when Lesnar beats Hunt
>Lesnar beating Hunt
Is this a shoot or a work?
can't wait to post a JUST thread when he loses tbqh
why would some one have to apologize for their opinion and prediction
I'd like to remind you guys that the our upcoming banner contest has been announced. Schedule is in pic related.
The link to the contest page are at the top of this page. It will provide details for this contest. I hope /wwe/, /esg/, /asg/, /hema/, and the rest of /asp/ can get along for just this once. Good luck lads!
>>1452461
>have to buy a pass to vote
Fuck off joot
>>1452461
> voting when we have that cancerous cunt carter around
Welp
>>1452468
Why don't we have a banner that says "Beware of Carter".
>It's true.
I've been to all kinds of wrestling shows over the years, from local outlaw mudshows all the way up to Wrestlemania.
Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do...
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Nakajaja plz go
tweak this a bit and it would sound exactly like something bretcuck would say upon seeing his husband. Of course he's like 15 so he could never see Bret in action
>>1452546
Pff
I saw bret at his worldwide sold out Hart Attack tour back in the early 90s actually
G...guys? Is Paige alright?https://www.instagram.com/p/BHko09mgq-U/
>gets old
>gets fat
>gets buried
>becomes a bean burner
How long she got left senpai?
damn ADR has that perro on a leash
based fucking el patron
Literally who
When is Komodo Joe gonna be brought up from NXT?
When is another generic samoan wrestler gonna be brought to WWE?
>>1452359
>implying Papu Papu wouldnt be over as fuck
OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS RUPERT ROW DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!
In this thread we post actual Wrestling apparel that you can wear in public
nWo Shirt
>WHATS JONE JOHNS DOING IN THE BELLATOR ZONE?
Jon Jones keeps this up, even Bellator won't sign him
>>1452278
Then WWE and then finally TNA where he will be deleted?
>>1452265
Yeah it's a shame, I consider JBJ to be the GOAT. I'm kind of hoping the B sample comes back negative, but I know that won't happen. Anyone else here watching all three events the next three days?
Predictions on brock's match??
He gunna win and kill that FAT MANLET SAMOAN JOBBER
>>1452222
KEK WILLS IT
Brock has the reach advantage but I don't think he will use it to his advantage well. Hunt has taken out people taller than him and even a super lanklet with a 74 inch reach.
If Brock can get it to the ground ASAP then he will win. But Hunt has a strong jaw from what I've heard, so that won't be easy. I heard Brock reacts poorly to getting hit, but he has only been TKO'd, not KO'd, and that could be blamed on his illness. He was also submitted but that was him being careless. Hunt has a 50/50 record, he reacts horribly to submissions, so if Brock...
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