Even though he hasn't been in the WWE since 2005 and was only here for 6 months, there will never be a better heel to ever step foot in a WWE ring.
Cheap heat or not, this guy not only got nuclear heat every time he showed up, but he was in feuds with the biggest names in the business at the time, and even legendary wrestlers like Shawn Michaels, Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, and Sgt. Slaughter.
Sage! Lol. All threads must be relAted to CM Punk,
>>>/getout/
>>1460979
They should give sami Zayn an ISIS gimmick
The blatant xenophobia of the audience was pretty embarrassing desu
Is Phil Brooks a cuck?
>>1460952
Why did you kill Jesse James?
Who's Phil Brooks?
>>1460952
>somebody actually made this
trips decides who the face of /asp/ is
cm punk
>>1460942
>>1460999
that was fast
>FILL IN THE BLANKS
_____ of Personality
Bitch
>>1460925
cuck
Phil
Name one wrestler that sells more tickets
The referee
Mike Chioda
Step aside Hunt, leave Lesnar to me.
I dont expect him to win but i expect the match not being an squatch.
Randy is probably of the higuest power level after Cena and Reigns (Barring Lesnar of course).
Based. I hope he goes over lesnar who couldn't even knock out the Samoan on steroids.
>>1460853
Randy will reverse F5 into an RKO and win
Wtf is with all the cm punk threads tonight? Did he die?
>>1460824
Nah someone is just throwing a fit and spamming threads. This happens ever so often, like with all the Sasha and RVD threads
>>1460824
No but he will die at his UFC debut
>>1460829
The RVD threads weren't this bad though. I think there was like 13 at a time tops. There's like fifty today.
LOOK IN MY EYYYEEEEEESSS
WHAT DO YA SEEEEEEEEEE??
>>1460707
loser whiner with MAJOR issues
>>1460707
Greatest of all time
I started the very own wrestling thread.
Here is picture of CM Punk (A wrestler).
Please comment in thread about how you are of it.
anger
>>1460693
Why do you anger?
Boner
>Ryder is getting a mini push only to be fed to Rusev
Hold me bros
Ryder is shit, he belongs on TNA.
>>1460672
You're shit. A bullet belongs in your brain.
>Patriotic negro wearing American flag shorts gets killed by an angry evil Russian
>White underdog challenges the Russian and wins
It's happening
>CM Punk says the Shield was his idea
>he leaves after making them
>they all bring record low ratings
Did CM Punk know this would happen? Did he see they would draw nobody? He put this into action long before he left
Where were you when you realized CM Punk is a genius?
>>1460555
It was his final revenge against Vince and Gaitch.
Fucking CM GOAT indeed.
So you didn't main event wrestlemania, there are greater tragedies in the world.
I wanted to run out of that tunnel for my dad to prove to everyone that I worked..
PROVE WHAT?
That I'm a sikkunt...
Oh you are so full of crap. You're 6 feet nothin', 200 and nothin', and you got hardly a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in with the best wwe wrestlers in the land for almost 10 years. And you're also gonna walk outta here with the longest wwe heavyweight championship reign in history, in this lifetime, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody - except yourself. And after what you've gone through, if you haven't done that by now, it ain't gonna never happen. Now go on back and put on a 5 star match.
>>1460555
>SIX cm punk threads on the front page alone
this is getting pathetic lads
>N-NO MR.AMBROSE DON'T PULL MY HAIR! OKAY, I ADMIT IT! I'M YOUR BITCH! PLEASE LET ME GO!
What exactly was CM Punk trying to say here?
I'm not quite sure what Phillip was saying in that scene, his delivery is always unclear
I guess Cm pank is even a bigger cuck than deanetty.
>>1460520
Damn Ryan, this shit is just getting sad now
What do you think?
>>1460494
So who is your favorite wrestler?
Ayatollah of Rock or Captain Charisma?
>>1460494
>Favorite Hardcore
Correct
>Overall
Wrong: Jerigoat is best.
>Comedy
Correct
>Tag Team
Wrong: Dudleyz
>Manager
Correct
>High Flyer
Correct
>Announcer
FAT FUCKS
>Midget
>>>>>>
>Hottest Bitch
Correct
>>1460494
I think you are a faggot
Who would win in the octagon?
CM Punk would no-show if they ever put him aganist Lesnar
>>1460370
Phil would conveniently get """""injured""""" five mins before the fight
Why in god's name would they fight each other for real, they're in different classes.
>N-NO PLEASE DON'T DROP MY ON MY JIGGLY BUTT MASTER BROOKS! I BEG YOU TO PUT ME DOWN!!! I'LL LET YOU FUCK NIKKI, JUST RECONSIDER THIS!!!
Communicate to me your mental thoughts relating to the interperable meaning behind these words spoken by The Leader of the Cenation, Chain-Gang Soldier, Fruity Pebble eating Doctor of Thuganomics and face of the current day WWE, Big Bad Based Match John Felix Anthony Cena II.
ur fat
I love these threads
Torture Rack!
