Is he right, /asp/?
>>1463191
Yes
>>1463191
Based Ankit Karki
Yes
When she was on TV every week I would take my underwear off and jack off whenever she was on screen. Now my dick won't even get hard when I see the current wwe 'women'.
Other thread autosagging here
>>1413896
BJJ
Judo
Wrestling(folk, freestyle, greco)
Catch
Sambo
Sumo
Olympics start soon; who hype?
Xavier keeps talking about how Big E are going to the Wyatts' compound, but is this serious?
Are they actually going to have a pre-taped match in another location, a'la the empty arena match, or FINAL DELETION?
>>1462491
I'm pretty sure that's what they are going for. Then again I thought they wouldn't be fighting until battleground so who knows what's happening.
>>1462491
I am nervous about WWE going full final deletion..
>>1462491
It won't be a match. It'll be a cuhrazy comedy skit with lots of horror movie and game references
How will CM Phillip-Jack ever recover?
>>1460625
>fans still chant CM Punk's name 2 years after he left, begging him to come back
>Ryback is forgotten 2 days after he quit, literally no one gives a shit
kek
>>1460653
Hi Phil!
>>1460625
CM Punk said the Ryback missed the table. Looks like he landed on the table in that gif. Does CM Punk do nothing but lie and be a whinny babby?
/asp/ friends, would you be so kind as to post the pasta about our favorite wrestlers?
You know the greentext and wiki pasta about CM Cuck, ryback, deanery, bex, sasha, etc?
I'll compile them in a pastebin and post in the wwe general.
>>1460268
>ur a faget
Did I help?
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1460275
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
N-NO MR.PUNK! PLEASE PUT ME DOWN! YOU'RE A BETTER WRESTLER AND FIGHTER THAN ME! YOU BELONG IN THE OCTAGON, NOT ME! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME, I'LL LET YOU FUCK SABLE
What did Brock Lesnar mean by this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships/
https://happinessweekly.org/2013/08/28/the-abandonment-complex-and-how-to-cope-with-it/
http://www.guidetopsychology.com/bpd.htm
http://www.borderlinepersonalitytreatment.com/abandonment-issues-behaviors-bpd.html
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships/
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues/
>>1460188
Brock's legs are almost as scrawny as CM Cuck
>>1460188
I can't wait the moment cm punk returns to the wwe, so this retarded ass daily threads stop.
What did she mean by this?
>>1459634
Shes had multiple abortions. Her vagina is haunted. Shes the most disgusting diva on the roster. Is there any girl trashier than her?
its just a phrase she uses
>El Patron has broken Paige's mind
His dick game must be fucking YUGE
Abomination Edition
Old thread: >>1431256 →
Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
Please do NOT spam random airsoft images you found on google image results as it eats up the image limit too fast.
>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd
>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>International and local laws concerning Airsoft, things to consider while traveling
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eVw8H56iR_jpo-slgO5e8KNlLvQIAj1yQ9V8rrF6jWo/edit?usp=sharing
>/asp/ergers with Airsoft guns – new link for the new chat.
skype:?chat&blob=BWX6g5kH-TZod4k0M4IkuJPQCTnNA454Vw3vEdVW7bs4CScPCOJG8xtPNy4BOOweVKrZ8YlLiyCwsML7Njop6Z2IqjvqMSKDMFGIHMn_Py8GzCOuo1UjketdtAlNH8r_ledI8OdYf8HrXycL8IUQw5hFPWjVhF5SLqYk9pbOOD1B9pqXTBXfTrdx0KU2vmQVa5qOaCbhV73qro-p1YH0GurZgqoWeiY
https://discord.me/asg
Thread Topic:
Does a healthy love for pistol-caliber firearms make you a pedo?
>>1446108
>Same edition
>Mismatched picture
>Retarded question
You tried, but why?
This years berget (vehicle edition)
Is it still too late for me to get into wrestling? I'm 29 and fit as fuck. But I heard they like it when you're at your prime around your early twenties, however.
>>1468353
DDP started at like 35 so you've still got a chance.
>>1468359
Whats some good training material to work off of to begin with it?
>>1468353
I'm pretty sure DDP didn't start until he was about 30 so if you wanna start at all you have to start now.
Is it wrong to use women's wrestling as the cue for washroom break?
It depends if you let tyrone dick down your gf. Do you?
Yes.
Commercials last like 4 minutes if you can't finish your piss in that time I worry about you.
Only right during PPVs
>>1468210
Yes. You should be using it to fap
How did phil avoid wellness policy when he was clearly on meth
>>1468189
ur fat
>>1468189
He had someone else pee in the cup
>>1468190
Huh?
>Anderson Silva hasn't won a fight in 4 years
>>1468175
wrong subreddit
>>1468175
just 3 opponents, one with massive unfair weight advantage.
>>1468187
OP here, I agree, I also feel like the Judges made a mistake in the Bisping fight. BUT, its still pretty sad the the once goat has been reduced to this.
>wife divorced him in May
>is now tapping this sweet piece of ass
is there a man less JUST then RVD?
somebody tapping that sweet piece of ass without losing half their shit?
>>1468165
POTHEADS BTFO
>>1468165
How do you know he lost half of his stuff?
SEMEN SPUNK FAN MAD AS FUCK RIGHT NOW
Why the fuck are some guys so worked by Punk still? It goes to show you that not only was he a GOAT wrestler with 5 star matches, but was one of the best heels of all time.
>Why the fuck are some guys so worked by Carter still? It goes to show you that not only was he a GOAT shitposter with 5 star memes, but was one of the best trolls of all time.
>>1468015
>N-no u!
CARTER LITERALLY SEETHING IN RAGE
I hate to say you just know but...well...you just know!
Now THIS is why I come to 4chan.org :)
Blacked
>"Frank Reynolds: Big E don't look like a gay guy.
Dennis Reynolds: That's because he's a bear.
Mac: What?
Dennis Reynolds: He's a bear. You see, some gay guys are twinks and other are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way, we are totally cool with that. To each his own.
Frank Reynolds: Wait, I'm a little confused here. What's a twink?
Dennis Reynolds: A twink is small and slender, like mac.
Mac: Oh, no, I'm too muscular. I would be a bear.
Dennis Reynolds: Uh, don't think so, bro. Not hairy enough.
Frank Reynolds: Smooth. Now, I would be a bear.
Dennis Reynolds: No, no. See, I don't think you'd be a bear either. As a matter of fact, I don't know what you'd be. You're definitely not a twink.
Frank Reynolds: I'd be a top, that's for sure.
Mac: Can a twink be a top or is that reserved for bears?
Dennis Reynolds: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth but I think more often then not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.
Frank Reynolds: What's a power bottom?
Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
Dennis Reynolds: Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.
Frank Reynolds: Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?
Mac: Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it.
Dennis Reynolds: Speed has everything to do with it! You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game."
