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Yes, last night I went to my first professional sports-entertainment-live-event. Fan since '91, lived in the woods all this time, now in an area where people congregate and figured I'd check it out. Splurged for ringside seats on the assumption it'd be a one-time thing. Here is a list of my observations:
>Lots of roid guts. Everyone looks oddly textured. Titus O'Neill's ass is massive.
>A half-second clip of Reigns during a "new era" (new generation?) video promo got booed harder...
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how was dana's tits from ringside famalam
>>1466889
this
Did you get any popcorn or nachos? Did you buy any cool merch?
Isn't Phil a little bit too old to still be playing Video Games?
>>1466821
Aren't you a little bit too old to still be living at your mother's house?
Phillip doesn't play games though.
>>1466823
destroyed
heel Rock vs face Rollins
Flash Funk vs Funkasauras
Lenny and Lodi vs Breezango
>>1466816
Could possible be the most boring match of all time
We need some real men to be champ, not the vanilla midget shieldettys.
>>1466728
>has a pick of shawn most flippy vanilla midget of all time
>wins championship
>tears quad
>>1466728
HBK's fucking cock-eyed drug influenced brain damaged mind can't even function to look directly into the camera.
New face of /asp/?
Make /asp/ great again
Is he great again yet or will he be after he makes Miz to Bob's Crossface Chickenwing
of all the wrestlers they could have paired with Bob fucking Backlund they pick this hack fag
>>1466732
Makes Miz tap**
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REMINDER THAT CM PUNK WILL WIN HIS UFC FIGHT AND ALL YOU FAGGOTS (ESPESIALLY YOU CARTER) WILL CRAWL INTO YOUR HOLES AND NEVER HAVE THE COURAGE TO POST HERE EVER AGAIN
>>1466707
hi phil
>>1466707
>CM punk
>actually fighting
Weird isn't it that he keeps getting injured before his matches
>>1466707
based fucking punk
vince and his beta orbiters about to be destroyed
What did he mean by this?
Based fucking Roman getting all the bitches wet
>>1466680
>when the base drops
Roman attempting to be charismatic will never stop being funny
Reminder that CM Punk is /asp/'s lord and savior.
>trips on a slow fucking board
>impressive
Fuck off Phil
>>1466661
mad
>>1466652
Hi Phillip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_M468EBtYw
Pretty happy moment based mister bob backlund going to coach Darren to the top
Darren Young is so fucking based. Nice promo too.
>They're actually giving him an actual push
I mean, it's refreshing, but of all the people they could've chosen to follow through on...
If you rewatch the ending of the match Apollo Crews is smiling after his elimination, he smacks the floor but has a huge grin on his face
The most based fight of the century. Rusev vs Ryder at Battleground. Choose your side /asp/ies.
>#TeamRuru4LifeNiggers
Couldn't give less of a shit about that title right now
Rusev
Rusev. If WWE was smart, they'd continue to book him as an unstoppable monster.
IT'S HAPPENING, BOYS
>>1466574
Fuck off Phil, nobody cares about you.
>>1466574
Hi Phil!
>>1466574
>phil shitposting instead of training or healing his """""injuries"""""
get a clue phillip
CONTAIN YOUR AUTISM HERE
what does the CM stand for?
>>1466559
cuck manlet
>>1466559
cock mangler
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RAW just went off the air for fucks sake.
Post more your faggots!
slowest board = most well-adjusted normal posters (aka have lives, jobs and so on)
Dean and Seth were good.
>>1466545
I wish I had a life
>>1466545
I wish I had a girlfriend to text at night
Just got back from Raw, ask me anything.
Did you enjoy the show?-
Did you want to kill yourself
>>1466537
Did Dana Brooke's boobs look big in person?
After tonight's final segment.
Shane and Steph incest angle WHEN?
More like cuck angle, I had respect for Shane but not after this.
>>1466721
Sure, but what did you expect Shane to do? Suplex Steph through some glass panes?
>>1466772
He could have sucker puchrd her or put her in the crsaro swing
