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Yes, last night I went to my first professional sports-entertainment-live-event. Fan since '91, lived in the woods all this time, now in an area where people congregate and figured I'd check it out. Splurged for ringside seats on the assumption it'd be a one-time thing. Here is a list of my observations:

>Lots of roid guts. Everyone looks oddly textured. Titus O'Neill's ass is massive.

>A half-second clip of Reigns during a "new era" (new generation?) video promo got booed harder than anything else the entire night

>Everyone spits a lot when they sell punches.. kinda gross

>The way the refs move around/react/sell is awesome. Never appreciated that before.


>I get the feeling they have the right idea with a lot of the folks being pushed, despite the IWC's take (or how some workers can come off on TV). Usos were over. Miz was really over, making up for his opponent Darren Young, who clearly was not.


>Match of the night was New Day vs. Strowman/Rowan. No kidding. Borderline comedy, but entertaining as hell.


>Got to see Sin Cara botch a powerbomb/sunset flip spot and go tumbling into the ropes with Sheamus. Check.


>Some mark was heckling Nattie real hard during the womens' match.. cringey stalker hard.

>Workers who expectedly worked the crowd like a wizard: Owens. Workers who unexpectedly worked the crowd like a wizard: Bo Dallas.


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how was dana's tits from ringside famalam
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>>1466889
this
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Did you get any popcorn or nachos? Did you buy any cool merch?

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Isn't Phil a little bit too old to still be playing Video Games?
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>>1466821
Aren't you a little bit too old to still be living at your mother's house?
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Phillip doesn't play games though.
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>>1466823
destroyed

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heel Rock vs face Rollins
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Flash Funk vs Funkasauras
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Lenny and Lodi vs Breezango
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>>1466816
Could possible be the most boring match of all time

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We need some real men to be champ, not the vanilla midget shieldettys.
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>>1466728
>has a pick of shawn most flippy vanilla midget of all time
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>wins championship
>tears quad
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>>1466728
HBK's fucking cock-eyed drug influenced brain damaged mind can't even function to look directly into the camera.

New face of /asp/?

Make /asp/ great again
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Is he great again yet or will he be after he makes Miz to Bob's Crossface Chickenwing
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of all the wrestlers they could have paired with Bob fucking Backlund they pick this hack fag
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>>1466732
Makes Miz tap**

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REMINDER THAT CM PUNK WILL WIN HIS UFC FIGHT AND ALL YOU FAGGOTS (ESPESIALLY YOU CARTER) WILL CRAWL INTO YOUR HOLES AND NEVER HAVE THE COURAGE TO POST HERE EVER AGAIN
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>>1466707
hi phil
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>>1466707
>CM punk
>actually fighting

Weird isn't it that he keeps getting injured before his matches
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>>1466707
based fucking punk

vince and his beta orbiters about to be destroyed

What did he mean by this?
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Based fucking Roman getting all the bitches wet
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>>1466680
>when the base drops
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Roman attempting to be charismatic will never stop being funny

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Reminder that CM Punk is /asp/'s lord and savior.
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>trips on a slow fucking board
>impressive

Fuck off Phil
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>>1466661
mad
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>>1466652
Hi Phillip

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_M468EBtYw

Pretty happy moment based mister bob backlund going to coach Darren to the top
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Darren Young is so fucking based. Nice promo too.
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>They're actually giving him an actual push

I mean, it's refreshing, but of all the people they could've chosen to follow through on...
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If you rewatch the ending of the match Apollo Crews is smiling after his elimination, he smacks the floor but has a huge grin on his face

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The most based fight of the century. Rusev vs Ryder at Battleground. Choose your side /asp/ies.


>#TeamRuru4LifeNiggers
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Couldn't give less of a shit about that title right now
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Rusev
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Rusev. If WWE was smart, they'd continue to book him as an unstoppable monster.

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IT'S HAPPENING, BOYS
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>>1466574
Fuck off Phil, nobody cares about you.
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>>1466574
Hi Phil!
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>>1466574

>phil shitposting instead of training or healing his """""injuries"""""

get a clue phillip

CONTAIN YOUR AUTISM HERE
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what does the CM stand for?
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>>1466559
cuck manlet
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>>1466559
cock mangler

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RAW just went off the air for fucks sake.

Post more your faggots!
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slowest board = most well-adjusted normal posters (aka have lives, jobs and so on)

Dean and Seth were good.
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>>1466545
I wish I had a life
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>>1466545
I wish I had a girlfriend to text at night

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Just got back from Raw, ask me anything.
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Did you enjoy the show?-
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Did you want to kill yourself
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>>1466537
Did Dana Brooke's boobs look big in person?

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After tonight's final segment.

Shane and Steph incest angle WHEN?
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More like cuck angle, I had respect for Shane but not after this.
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>>1466721
Sure, but what did you expect Shane to do? Suplex Steph through some glass panes?
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>>1466772
He could have sucker puchrd her or put her in the crsaro swing

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