Who is the greatest athlete still alive (and competing) and why is it Ashton Eaton?
>>1262375
i am le boss xd
>>1262375
tranny
>During tonight’s WWE Smackdown tapings, Darren Young will be debuted a new gimmick, and he will be paired with WWE Hall of Famer Bob Backlund, who will be returning to WWE TV.
>Backlund will be Darren Young’s “life coach”, and the duo will be using the mantra “make Darren great again” which is a riff of Donald Trump’s campaign slogan.
>A segment will be airing on WWE Smackdown this week which will see Darren Young asking Bob Backlund for his help, and Backlund in turn will tell Young that wrestling is life.
What the actual fuck
>Darren young
Why?
Just make him a spokesperson/public figure for the gay community. He's so boring.
>>1262171
Why not fucking Sandow who is actually over?
>>1262192
because young is black AND gay. he's a pr dream.
sandow is white and straight, so he automatically gets the shaft
Cool, I didn't know they renewed Brickleberry
What are the chances they'll make any Undertaker "Wendy" jokes?
good joke OP
I'll give it another episode or two, but it's pretty bad.
>Leaves WWE due to contract issues
>Gets hired by Dana White for UFC
>First fight is against Manlet Phil Brooks
>Crushes Manlet into Pepsi colored goo.
>Quits UFC, heads back to Vince
>Vince give conquering hero mega push and raise.
>Ryback becomes most over baby face ever
How likely is my scenario??
>>1261865
They aren't even in the same weight class. Punk is like 180 lbs now or some shit.
I'm calling bullshit on Punk's claim that Vince kept fucking calling him. I don't wanna assume Punk can be looked at by Vince as the same caliber as Zack Ryder but if Vince really wanted to make Punk keep paying his dues why even give him the belt? Just let his contract expire.
Vince honest to god has short term memory loss...and long term memory loss Vince can't even remember when the Rock left the WWE hence why he bothers him frequently to come back.
>>1261865
Given that Ryback is a heavyweight and the whining emo brat is only 115 pounds I would say not very likely. But damn funny!
anybody here /fingerboard/?
18+ Woodflipper
No but I fingerbang
>>1261764
top kek i remember this in elementary
Does anyone know where to buy a new barrel for the Classic Army M14 match? Right at the junction with the rear sights. I have no idea where to find one especially considering where I live, but if there is any website that ships to Brazil, I would be thankful
>>1261762
The barrel
>>1261762
The rear sights
hey new friend.
this isn't wrestling and airsoft is basically dead
If you could add one outlaw to wwe who would it be?
>hard mode:no flipfags
>extreme mode:never wrestled for ROH, NJPW, TNA, CZW and PWG
then you already failed retard.
brian caged wrestled in PWG just do a google search idiot
>>1261745
Cage had a lengthy stint in PWG and briefly wrestled in TNA, though.
>>1261745
J R Kratos
>watching ROH right now
>tag match
>already two commercial breaks during the same match
>tfw I don't even care to finish this shit anymore
The fucking commercials is seriously killing wrestling. Can't these fags find some way to not have commercials cutting into half the match? I made a thread a couple weeks ago but this shit pissed me off enough that I felt the need to make a thread again. I do not remember commercials being nearly this bad back then. They are ruining the entire show with this shilling. At least Football stops the game every commercial break so you don't miss anything.
I tried watching ROH and it was fucking awful. They were performing in what looked like a high school gym and there was only two rows of people, and most the show was commercials
ROH is running out of steam anyway. They've had Lethal keep the title for like a year and a half and everyone else just jobs to him with no interesting story. Also the roster is getting really small so they better hope to find new talent before WWE comes knocking again.
>>1261788
>before WWE comes knocking again
This made me laugh. You think WWE wants Moose? Sadly he won't get to keep that name if he jumps to WWE.
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0503/611400/live-spoilers-wwe-smackdown-tapings-for-this-week/
he Highlight Reel kicks off SmackDown. Chris Jericho talks about how he put Dean Ambrose in the hospital. He brings out his guest Sami Zayn but they're interrupted by WWE Intercontinental Champion The Miz and Maryse. Jericho throws a fit, calls everyone idiots and walks out. Zayn and Miz scuffle, leading to a match
Sami Zayn defeated The Miz by DQ. Kevin Owens came out during the match to join commentary. He ended up interrupting the match and attacking Zayn for the disqualification. Cesaro ran out to make the save. He cleared the ring and held the title in the air while staring at Miz
Backstage segment with AJ Styles, Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson. They tell Styles he needs to get a little extreme if he wants to beat Roman Reigns at Extreme Rules. Styles says it's time he had a little chat with Reigns
The Vaudevillains defeated Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel. After the match, Big Cass came out to confront Simon Gotch and Aiden English. He took them both out with powerbombs, then gave one to Axel, and got a good pop
Styles finds Reigns in the locker room and asks if he's going to get involved in The Usos vs. Gallows and Anderson tonight. Reigns says he's the champion, so he goes where he wants and they are family, so he will do what he wants
Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson with AJ Styles vs. The Usos with WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns is next. Overwhelming boos for Reigns. Anderson ends up kicking Reigns in the face while he's standing outside of the ring. Reigns dives into the ring and all hell breaks loose. The match ends in a DQ and turns into a six-man
Reigns and The Usos defeated Styles, Gallows and Anderson when Reigns speared Anderson for the pin. One of The Usos held Styles' legs so he couldn't break the pin. SmackDown ends with a staredown between Reigns and Styles
reigns heel now, i guess
SAMOAN EMPIRE IS HAPPENING
BASED
thanks for not making me waste my time on this shit
guess i wont bother with smackdown anymore
There is no way Reigns and the Usos aren't heel, they have been using heel tactics for like 2 weeks
AJ is a tweener I guess? I mean sometimes he teams up with Gallows and Anderson and sometimes he doesn't
Gallows and Anderson are heels of course
Is /asp/ aware that the night before Roman cut that "I'm not a good guy, I'm not a bad guy, I'm the guy" promo, JBL said the exact same thing. Vince told JBL to say it on commentary and then told Roman to say it the night after. It's not even organic or something Roman came up with himself. He opened with saying that for 2 Raws in a row. Pretty fucking sad desu
You must be new here.
Boring samoan vanilla gorilla Reigns cant get over if his life depended on it
BASED Dean can get a fucking plant over with but a mere thought
>>1261692
I never watched the main event of WM so I didn't know, this just makes this whole thing even sadder tbqh m8. Seriously embarrassing.
>ITT: We compliment each others favorite wrestlers
>Whoever gets dubs, trips, etc. we judge them harshley
I'll go first:
Mr. Perfect
NecropHHHiliac
>>1261621
>overrated
>almost killed the whole wwe roster
>never drew a dime
Kenta Kobashi if it's too hard to figure out.
>>1261621
Lived up to his character of someone who does everything perfectly. He almost reminds me of a wrestling video game character in just how perfectly he pulled off his moves and his selling.
>>1261627
HHH has the patience and tolerance of a saint for putting up with the bullshit Vince puts him through.
>>1261629
My personal favorite attempt at the generic ace super nice babyface character. Charismatic, great character, very technical, makes a generic splash awesome, does all the nifty top face things guys like Hogan and Cena do, and has one of the greatest prowrestling rivalries of all time with Okada.
Can the Attitude Era been seen as "Postmodern?". If so, does that mean we'll never see such a radical change again?
>post modern
It was contemporary as fuck you autist. Stop using words you don't know.
>>1261620
Compare it to what came before for. Then tell me its not, you dunce.
Only in the facet that image, hype, and people talking/doing gimmicky stuff was more important to it than the in ring choreographic storytelling.
The style over substance kinda postmodern.
When do you think WWE will sign him up for the main roster. A new era has begun and they should start by getting cheeseburger into the company.
Too fat
I'd rather have Adam Cole or Kyle OReily
>>1261481
Is his gimmick really that he is a cheeseburger that came to life?
>Fire one
>Push one
What's your call, /asp/?
>Dean
>over with the crowd
>good on the mic
>good in the ring
>charismatic
>Roman
>not over
>bad on the mic
>solid in the ring
>not charismatic
Dean, easy choice
Suicide. Both are terrible.
>>1261185
That was true a year ago but Reigns is improving as Ambrose regresses. I'm an Ambrose mark really but lately I've been enjoying Reigns more. They are pretty equal in the ring and Ambrose's recent promos haven't been much better. He's also getting skinny as fuck.
BOTCHAMANIA BTFO
MAFFEW AND /lgbt/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>1261018
Maffew is the biggest faggot imaginable.
>>1261018
BASED
>>1261018
based bubba
