Is he the best worker in WWE right now?
>7/10 wrestling ability (he's really gotten better recently)
>9/10 mic skills
>10/10 heel work
>hollywood star
>main evented wrestlemania and beat fucking John Cena
>doesn't cry and complain when he doesn't get booked the way he wants but sucks it up and makes the best of what he's got
It's only a matter of time until he becomes WWE champion again
he's good as a heel
not a great wrestler but greatly effective worker
worst mania main eventer of all time
i think he's too busy fucking maryse to care about whether he gets booked well
great asset when it comes to being a public face of the comapny, his non-wwe appearances are always good
he'll be useful to build guys forever desu famalam
>>1171470
the miz fucking sucks bro
>>1171470
he would honestly be a better pick to put the title on over shaemus or del rio, especially shaemus.
if they need a decent heel to hold the title for a while he should be the first pick, but he's not good at all. just because hes better than a lot of his peers doesnt mean he's good.
BIG MONEY JOHN
A+ Player
>romanetty not even top 5 kek
>this is more than any MMA guy has ever made
kek, who's fake and gay now?
>yfw /asp/ is a whole board is being cucked by Tyrone Magnus
>>1171400
literally who are either of these people?
But it's cool to be a cuck in 2016
I've never been cucked before what do I do?
You are teleported back to Wrestlemania 19, and Vince has given you full control of booking the event.
How do you do it?
>booker t goes over
>evolution is disbanded instantly
There RAW is fixed for the next 2 years
Well I wouldn't have booted Nate Jones off the card, guy could have been something special with some seasoning but Vince hates money sooo.....
>>1171174
Killing off Evolution would also prevent Orton shitting up the main event for the next decade+ too
>there are people that don't realise reigns is literally going to be bullet clubs leader
> poor man's Bad Luck Fale in charge of anything
>finn balor and aj styles getting cucked by roman
LMAO VINCE WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN IF HE DID THIS
That might actually work
Would anyone be opposed to John Morrison returning to WWE and getting a mainevent push? He has the looks, the in ring ability and his promos have improved on lucha underground.
He could be a Shawn Michael type of wrestler. How did they choose the Miz over him for the WWEWHC?
>wanting a literal cuck to be the too guy and face of wwe
I'll stick with Reigns friend
>>1171091
I am a damn near homosexual mark for Morrison and his promos have not improved.
Vince had a literal boner for Miz's legs.
I'd rather Mundo stick in LU/AAA where he'll actually be used well.
WTF i hate Wrestling now!
http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Stinkface
>ywn fart on stephanie mcmahon
why even live
>>1171006
Top kek
>Vince has also admitted to farting in the face of Shane Mcmahon. Shane defines this fart as very loud and long, with an awful aroma. Vince has also admitted to farting in the faces of many during their induction to the "Kiss my ass club".
Vince is the abslute madman
Why is Damien Sandow off TV? He is 6 foot 4 and he is great on the mic and as a promo. He really should be a maineventer. Word is, he may get fired. He started a white house petition to get back on TV.
Vince is a petty asshole.
>>1170980
I can only imagine he probably complained backstage and Vince being the colossal cunt that he is decided to punish the guy.
It's a fucking joke because he's a brilliant talent.
because he's a shit wrestler, who you smarks like because he isn't hand picked by the wwe.
no one gave a shit about this jobber until he lost the briefcase
What are your thoughts on Jim Cornette?
An outdated, irrelevant, bitter geezer.
Is a an expert on professional wrestling and a legend. Should be in the HoF but hes shit on WWE so much I don't think he'll ever get in.
>>1170771
Good booker with unfortunately outdated ideas.
How fucking patronising and rose tinted is everyone towards female wrestling?
The fact is that they will never be as good as men, so giving average matches like Bayley/Banks 5 star ratings and calling it match of the year just suggests you're pandering and pretending to find it amazing in order to seem progressive.
The fact is, even Reigns/HHH would have resulted in smark tears of pride if it was between two independent women. So stop pretending they're in the same leagues as the men or anywhere near as entertaining. They never will be and if anything its even more sexist to blindly pretend that they are.
>>1170686
If I had a penny for every person I see on here bitching endlessly about women and unable to accept that others have different standards for wrestling, I would be set for life.
>>1170686
THIS, it's starting to get a bit ridiculous.
The divas triple threat was a 2.5/5 at best. It was a goddamn boring botchfest. Charlotte does a moonsault and neckbeards start having orgasms like they've never seen it before.
>>1170686
>The fact is, even Reigns/HHH would have resulted in smark tears of pride if it was between two independent women.
If an NXT Women's Championship match had been as bad as that shitshow it would've been fucking roasted
why does everyone say someone is buried when they lose a match?
obviously one person is gonna lose and one person is gonna win. so every time a person loses they are buried?
doesnt that mean in every event half the stars get buried? are you guys retarded?
Smarks using words they don't understand but heard in a shoot interview online.
Because new stars need big wins,
theres nothing wrong with losing a feud, but when the person is brand new, and fucking john cena kills them while they're hot, is a burial.
>>1170508
Lesser smarks belittling smarks because they aren't as tuned in to the product
IMPACT Zone names for WWE jobbers thread
Tyler Ryzing
>>1170372
What's Original Faggot doing in the Impact Zone?
What's Do Ballas doing in the Impact Zone?
Hey anons, I need an advice here, I'm studying Aircraft Maintenance, this is a two year course I've been taking for almost five years now, I just keep failing this.. I guess subconsciously I know that once I graduated from this I'd be stuck there fixing planes, but thats the thing I'm not interested in aviation one way or another, my parents kind of pushed this on my throat when I was 17 (when I started college) I'm almost 21 now and I have never felt joy in studying this.
Yes I could have told them that I dont want to become an AMT, yes I could have convinced them to shift my course, but that's the thing, I don't want to do anything else, I don't want a 9-5 office job, I just don't see myself living that kind of life, its like I don't have a place in this world.
Now there's boxing, I'll be having my first amateur fight late may, and the thought of it makes me shiver, I know this is something I want to do, and I'm barely excited to do anything else other than this, my question is, how do I transition into Pro Boxing? I have never gave my 100% to anything else, everything about it feels right, I want to give my all to it, I'm not trying to reach the top or except to, I just feel that this is the one thing I'll wake up 5am in the morning for. so please understand me anons
You're going to have to get a job to support yourself while you dedicate yourself to Boxing, right?
Just get that degree for Boxing.
It'd be better than being a cashier at the local grocery store, right?
I don't know about you, but fixing planes sounds a lot better than grocery store to me.
>>1170349
This, it can also be good physical exercise at times and the pay will be decent I assume, plus its something good to fall back on if boxing doesn't work out
What went wrong?
Real professional wrassling is boring and vince found out that sports entertainment is profitable
The territory system, AKA "Let's just all play nice in this retarded cutthroat business "
they let shitcunts in. they'll add any indie fed willing to pay a fee in now just to make up numbers.
basically what GFW are doing too.
>can't cut a promo
>only has 3 moves
>has a fucking spear as a finisher
>gets gassed out after 5 minutes in the ring
>gets Stone Cold booking and still can't get over
>wanted to be an NFL player
>dumb as a sack of potatoes
Are WWE fucking retarded picking him as their guy?
>gets gassed out after 5 minutes in the ring
>>1169777
see Summerslam 2015 and Royal Rumble 2016
>>1169773
WWE is dead m8, it's for 5 year old children now, let it go.
