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Oh for heaven's sake, Niles! This is the worst idea you ever had!
>>1168616
Undertaker needs to retire his old rich as and go back to his house in Texas and bang Michelle McCool all day long
>>1168620
I like to think as hes walking into the bedroom his music plays and dry ice floods into the room.
does that mean Kane = Niles?
So is he, like, fuglier, slightly more technical, Morrison?
>>1168591
he's like Morrison if Morrison wasn't Morrison and was in fact a completely different person
He's Morrison except with a different wrestling style and look
>>1168591
he's like Morrison but completely different in every way
BOOO HOOO HOOO
Couldn't resist. Any way.
What wrestlers twitters are worth following. Right now I just have Big E and Eva Marie.
>>1168502
Jericho
>>1168502
Cuck
>>1168502
Owens
![122kvhx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O6mWYVO.jpg "122kvhx[1].jpg")
>The WWE is as popular as ever, and its chairman/CEO Vince McMahon is reaping the benefits, as his net worth swells to $1.1 billion, reports Forbes.
How is he making so much money when everyone is always complaining about how shit the product is?
>>1168419
>when a minority of fatties on the internet is always complaining
Ftfy
>>1168419
WWE is a publically traded company now. Also sponsors, Also the infamous stock scam that took place back in the 90s which made McMahon, Dunn and other high up WWE executives extremely rich
He's a millionaire who should be a- oh wait
Will based Scott ever get inducted into the HoF?
Or is HHH just waiting for him to have a heart attack so his brother can induct him post-humorously.
He's still butt hurt over triple h
kurt needs to be a HoFer...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI7_W5FVuyY
next year
get hype, he's going to fuck 4 divas live on stage nobody knows which 4 yet though
Is he altruistic?
Based man john saved the wwe, because bork lef tot play football
he's everything you could ask of him
>>1168285
What if I ask him to be the man to beat up Roman?
W W @ ?
Previous Thread: >>1163584
Reminder to ignore and report Rhynofags
Fuck Corbin it's all about the G.O.A.T and only Jericho
>>1168347
Enjoy talking to yourself dick.
Not blocked, shadow banned.
>>1168263
doesn't each of these get like 5 reactions?
"I buried AJ Styles right here in this ring"
What did he mean by this?
Must be hell to hate a heel who's trying to get meta-heat because it'd feel like you're playing right into their hands, but then again Y2J haters are all tryhard """"smarks"""" anyways so fuck 'em
JeriGOAT is gonna take a dump on all your precious indie darlings.
y2j has always been based
I GOT THE GIFT TO GAB AND THE GIFT TO JAB, AND I'LL PUT THAT LAZY EYE RIGHT BACK TO WORK
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It's been a while since we've had decent smack talk on the mic in a while that wasn't resorted to nursery rhymes or playground insults.
I don't understand people, that saying " I hate Roman Reigns, but if they turn him heel, it would be great"
Why would you hate wrestler for being heel/face, you stupid fuck? Why would it be great? Did heel turn make Eva Marie a better wrestler?
If people will love Reigns because he will be hell, i'm done with stupid wrestling fans.
*heel
>>1168016
I don't hate him, I want him to turn because the babyface push is not working.
Heel Eva >>>>>>> Face Eva
>>1168016
>Did heel turn make Eva Marie a better wrestler?
Of course not. But heel Eva is fantastic.
>Lana and Renee Young on Total Divas next season
>Nay Nay also back
>Mandy, Rosa and Foxy dropped
/hype/
So, Dean and based Rusev also confirmed. Nice. Now they need to get Sable (and Brock) on the show.
>>1168009
Sweet. Hoping for some LoN shenanigans
Poor Rosa.
>nobody came to her baby shower
>gets bumped off the only WWE show she gets any reasonable amount of time on
I haven't followed this company in years since they were "cancelled".
What's been happening with them recently?
>>1167762
which "cancelled" year are you refering to?
Its like saying Ihaven't watch wwe since the time cena won
>>1168368
2014 I think. The one where Dixie kept Russo in direct violation of contract terms which got the show temporarily canned.
>>1167762
... Matt hardy is the champion, he was last I checked anyway I don't follow them to close. He was being a pretty good chickenshit heel from what I observed
greatest mania moment in the last 10 yrs desu lads
literally who ?
>>1167754
Yeah man. Along with Rock lighting his sign on fire. Ive never felt so much excitement in my entire life. Simply electrifying!! Totally not filled at all. I held in 2 days worth of shit (i have chronic constipation) just to watch Rock use a flame thrower and have a good lengthy segment with all the wyatts. I would say they are pretty much over. After all, they were in the ring with two legends!
Needless to say, I went to the washroom happy and release two days worth of Bratwurst, Protein Shakes and Lean meat...
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>>1167777
Why did I laugh at this?
![mankind-mick-foley-hell-in-a-cell[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rkXDWd2.png "mankind-mick-foley-hell-in-a-cell[1].png")
How can we get as tough and injury-prone as the wrestlers?
dudes get their necks slammed and constantly fall on their backs/joints and stand up with minimum damage 85% of the time.
pic related, toughest man alive.
Do you think any piss or poop leaked out of him during that spot? Honestly.. like fuck. Having your back TURNED. and not being able to see fully on whats behind you.
>>1167642
Learn how to bump. There's an art to making it look like death while protecting yourself as best you can.
And be prepared to slam percocet and vicodin on a regular basis for the rest of your life. Even the nicest way to take a big bump still roughs you up.
>>1167654
wouldn't blame him, just tripping and almost falling headfirst in a street is enough to give you an adrenaline rush to some extend.
you can see Shane shaking uncontrollably after the jump from the adrenaline.
>Reigns is good for business
lel
>>1167517
kek. Its funny how not Cena reigns is. This is gonna get worse and worse.
>literally 1m people less watching post-WM RAW than last year
Seth confirmed for being a bigger draw than Ramen LMAO
>>1167517
inb4 rollins fault
its not reigns fault either, its a gradual decline due to overall shit quality of show and illogical booking that cant be followed in adult logic whilst maintaining the suspension of disbelief
