The manlet that creative forgot.
He's injured retard.
>>1318013
>implying they even know that
>>1318009
The man that forgot gravity
Post your wrestling waifu, past or present
>pic related
>>1292495
I just realised that when I am listening to JR, Jim Cornette, and Steve Austin shoot on the industry on their YouTube podcasts, I ACTUALLY ENJOY THE CURRENT PRODUCT.
This is really bad.
I get more pleasure listening to some old dudes getting irate than I do watching "The biggest Wrestlemania in History".
They NEED new announcers. The current lot are not just lacking chemistry with each other, they are lacking the brain chemistry in themselves to call a match and put it over.
Shane v Taker HiaC was a fucking disaster, because Maggle and JBL sounded BORED.
You need new announcers.
I appreciate that in recent months, JBL has put in more effort and has started doing "Old Timer recollection" type things, like "this reminds me of.... back in the day". They should give him a cutaway section behind the scenes, like the Roddy Piper bits, or the Snake Pit. Maggle should just interview wrestlers.
Put some talent back at the announcer table.
>>1335057
What do you mean bored? MC totally sounded legit when he screamed FOR THE LOVE OF MANKIND! totally off the cuff & not planned in any way.
>>1335059
God that was corny. If you're going to rehearse commentary spots, at least take acting lessons first.
>>1335064
Yeah, literally made my stomach turn.
What is the best Royal Rumble?
The one that Kane should had won.
1992
1. The one that Flair won
2. 2001
3. The one where Vince fucked his quads
How will /asp/ react when Roman Reigns beats BMJ in an I Quit match?
>not having faith in BMJ to overcome the odds
18+
>>1334946
It will never happen.
>>1334947
Roman is going to be Rollins then challenge Cena at SummerSlam. Roman hasn't been beaten clean one on one since developmental, and Cena has lost at the last four SummerSlams
So why was Tazz's theme a bit over and Roman Reign's isn't?
They are the same theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6v6RrXnrDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_3ifwXTNT0
because taz was cool and reigns just kept the shield theme.
>>1334313
What do their themes have to do with anything?
>>1334357
They literally had Roman keep The Shield's theme and attire cause it would help him get over
How popular is Bullet Club? Are they a draw?
"No"
>>1334289
They drew a smiley face in cum on ur mums ass last night m8
>>1334289
Probably the most famous tag team in the world not signed to wwe. Now prepare for the usual >outlaw wrestling etc get worked mark shit from people who talk like they know 'the business' because they use the language they see on YouTube shoot videos
How did they fuck up the simple concept of debuting the literal horse women?
How did they fuck it up
>>1334270
The actual debut was pretty hype.
It's just everything that came afterwards for the rest of the year that was shit.
Steph
Pic related
>>1334155
Post feet
>be you
>be a young-ish WWE midcarder hoping for that one angle that will finally push you to the top of the card
>you get the call that you and 15 other midcarders are all going to be facing Cena and Orton in a 16-vs-2 tag team match
>deep down in your gut you know you'll never recover from this
Was this the greatest burial to ever air on live TV? If they tried something like this for Roman, how ballistic do you think the IWC would go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndgVcE7w0uo
They already did. He had that RAW main event 1 v all the heels.
Name people triple h buried, booker t at mania and he recovered from it, but who else?
Cena has buried way more people than anyone
Triple h put a shit ton of people over and made their careers
Cena and Orton have put no one over.
>>1334217
Cena put over Edge, Batista, Lesnar and Owens.
Orton got no one over.
>This guy
>I love this guy
>Why is WWE wasting their time with Sami Zayn
>Why is WWE wasting their time with Shaemus
>Why is blahblahblah BRING JEFF HARDY BACK!!!
Jeff Hardy was a premiere draw back in the 90s.
He was like CM Punk, only GOOD!
Where CM Punk failed, Jeff shined.
>Bring back Jeff!
>Dgaf about Matt.
>Matt sorta sucks.
Jeff is about due for another WWE run...
>>1333993
Wellness policy.
Or as Hiatch put it:
>I dont want a kid googling "oh, whos this person" and coming up with... You know
Except it'd be coming up with seeing a fucking druggie who somehow wasn't stopped from performing that night.
>>1333993
The only people that want him back are twelve year olds. After his drug charge he is illegible to travel outside the continental United States so no way in hell will they to anywhere near him.
I know it was 5 years ago but the scars from Victory Road will never go away.
I only want Jeff back because I like the guy, not matt though, idk the cuck story killed him for me
Thoughts on Newlegacyinc?
>>1333982
I'm actually good friends with a couple people in the group, Jericho222 and Homer. I knew JohnBlud and LT from an online CAW community while they were doing UMAD.
>>1333982
If you don't believe me, look up Jericho222's CAW league Jeri-MAX. I'm the European Champion.
@1334045
@1334095
no one gives a shit about your autistic ass, nigger.
>TNA have a shitty run
>start improving in 2014 and are a consistently good show these days
"I'VE BEEN BURNED BEFORE"
>WWE have a brand split which ends with a show called Smackdown that is boring as fuck and a worhtless world title that's lineage has to be unified into the real one
>WWE say there gonna do the brand split again
"THANKYOU BASED HAITCH, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!"
every.fucking.time.
http://www.tnamecca.com/
>>1333964
World tittle scene was based though while Cena was busy burying anyone near it not named Orton or Haitch.
http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/res/5271015.php
this is the third or fourth thread you've done this with
is this some sort of social experiment?
>>1333605
CM Punk is actually a very religious man
He worships himself
>>1333605
Not a wrestler but
>>1333605
Emo atheist? Not a chance.
YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME MY TIME IS NOW!
Is he autistic?
>>1333447
Shut it dweeb
>>1333447
Of course he is
