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Why oh why are they giving this boring fucker a title feud.
Seriously why didn't they just release titus.
He wants to walk out at the end of his contract so they're doing this as an incentive to make him stay
I enjoy how more people are interested in the ramp than giving a fuck about Titus showing up
>>1329377
kek
Is Hiroshi Tanahashi the best wrestler who never gained North American notoriety?
Probably.
Tanahashi vs John Cena will forever be the greatest match that never happened.
The best match that will never happen is Prime Sting vs. Prime Taker and always will be
Yes.
Why did you make this thread here though? it's just gonna be full of shitposting.
also
>implying WWE vs. NJPW wont happen within 5 years
>>1329334
>being THIS much of a mark
Awwwwwwww, cmooooooooon.....
>>1329302
HASN'T GOT A CLUE
...I'm not a bad guyyyy... I'm not a good guy. I'm THE guy.
This might be the worst champion the WWE has ever had. Why is he so retarded? 0 charisma.
Why do some wrestlers wear mouth pieces and others don't?
Is the mouth piece just part of their attire or is does it serve a purpose to protect their mouth even though punches usually never connect?
nakamura probably wears it because opponents will strong style him back
>>1329282
Remember a few months ago when Styles knocked out Miz's vaneers?
general level of importance: aesthetics > comfort (jaw tension, teeth clenching) > protection
HEY SETH
I REALLY LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE, LIKE I REALLY RESPECT YOU MAN
HEY (CITY NAME), YOU REALLY RESPECT SETH TOO RIGHT? YEAH THAT'S COOL
BUT I JUST GOTTA SAY, I HEARD YOU SAY SOMETHING....
IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE "MY KNEE BUCKLED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF CARRYING THIS COMPANY"
AND YEAH MAN I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUT....
I'M STANDING HERE......
*Long Pause*
AND MY KNEE FEELS FINE
That would actually be a good promo. Tweet this to Trips.
>>1329221
>>1329215
That is a way too planed and thought out promo, creative are not that smart.
casual general?
who here /casual wrestling fan/?
>smarks please go back to reddiț
>anti-smarks please go back to /woo/
who here saw part of extreme rules at B-Dubs but left to plow the hot waitress with the braces after her shift ended and missed the main event
>>1329169
>waitress with the braces after her shift
are you me dude? i hit on someone just like that.
>>1329169
Casuals don't exist. They're just a meme at this point.
If you were a casual you would not be posting here about wrestling. Or anywhere else.
the main event was pretty good lad.
Will there ever be another boom period?
>>1328726
Not as long as he is anywhere near the wrestling business.
With WWE being PG and not innovating with anything and only relying on 1 top star, nope
>>1328726
Who the fuck knows. There'll never be another edgy boom because edgy content is everywhere. It won't have the same effect as in 1997 when things like South Park and Attitude didn't exist and an envelope needed pushing.
The cartoonish 80s gimmicks long stopped working, so going back to them won't help because now that they've gone edgy they can never go back fully to times of eating vitamins and drinking milk and saying your prayers while beating the shit out of a giant humanoid turkey...
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Quick,/asp/, you've just signed a contract with WWE. What is your entrance theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WKtrmQJTs
Just a continuous loop of nails on a chalkboard. And I'll play a character similar to Wyatt but I'll instead have Tourette's during my promos & matches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsXPxDRcBy4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM
Optionally leave out the lyrics outside of the start
>during interviews promoting WrestleMania 32, [Reigns] acknowledged the fan backlash but declared that WWE is a "kids show" and that he wasn't wrestling to impress "grown men" who boo him.
He's completely right. /asp/ blown the fuck out on multiple levels.
>>1328351
the vast majority of fans are adults, so fuck him. dumbarse doesn't know what he's talking about
>GOAT
>Rich
>Famous
>6'4
>Big dick
>Football player
>Great husband and dad
>Never gives up
>Doesn't care about being hated
>smarks are literally obsessed with him
>destroyed HHH
>destroyed...
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I'd like Reigns if he was a tweener who didn't talk much just beat the shit outta everyone like Austin
Will the GOAT ever come back to WWE for 1 last match?
>>1328296
No chance. He's far too much of a health risk for WWE to ever let him wrestle again. He'd make a great manager for American Alpha if they get called up though.
>>1328296
>GOAT
Calm down, Triple H has only been off TV for less than a month.
Every year, every rumble, I literally PRAY that he will walk through that curtain to the biggest pop of all time, with his glorious music playing and the crowd chanting "you suck" while crying tears of joy and respect.
What the hell happened to all of these people who used to watch wrestling? John Cena single handedly killed wrestling ratings. Wrestling viewership right now is at an all time low thanks to those faggots roman and dean. SAVE US INDY WRESTLERS. GIVE US SOMETHING NEW, WE ARE SICK OF THIS SAME OLD SHIT.
>>1328168
People watched it because of it's Attitude.
>>1328170
why not go back to that style to get higher ratings?
>>1328174
Sponsors, money, how everyone in 2016 are pussy bitches, social media.
Is he right /asp/?
One day Ryder, one day.
That god damn radio needs to start telling him everything it knows. COME ON GRAND SLAM ZACK.
>>1328151
With the Brand Split coming back he has a better chance than ever at getting a decent push but it will probably make it harder than ever to become a grandslam champ.
Will we see the return of the red RAW ropes and the blue SmackDown ropes? White is LAME.
I hope not. What needs to return are SmackDown's black ropes and I guess Raw's red ropes. Also remove that stupid as fuck screen from the apron.
Think we'll have different stage sets?
Considering he is literally GOAT status when it comes to ring announcing and with Eden out and Lillian botching, WWE should put him back as the main announcer.
Women are generally shit announcers in my opinion. A good announcer can get you fucking hyped and get chills down your spine when a wrestler enters, they can't do that for shit.
https://youtu.be/-orEcoXA0gU?t=1m39s
>>1328023
Apparently he needs assistance getting in and out of the ring. I'm all for a comeback providing he doesn't injure himself.
>they got rid of justin roberts
>NXT Takeover: The End
>1 month before the brand split
What did he mean by this?
Different PPV name lmao
YOU SEE UUUH
>>1327990
end of joe and balor's 6 month feud
