Since it is inevitable that we're going to be having an inboard shitshow of all shitshows in the upcoming months it is time to pick sides.
Remember the good years and side with based Mauro and a two hour show in Smackdown.
Which wrestlers do you want Smackdown to get in the draft? Do we want an exclusive belt/division?
BMJ
Rollins
Styles
Fatass
Zayn
Miz
Cesaro
Y2J
Kalisto
Raid the Cruiserweight classic and NXT for a new cruiserweight division
Can't wait for /smack/ and /raw/ generals with cross general shitposting
>>1327929
BMJ
Rollins
Styles
Owens
Zayn
JeriGod
Bray
Becky
Emma
Call up Joey Samoey+Asuka and I'd be very happy with the roster
>Do we want an exclusive belt/division?
IC title exclusive to SD. No world title.
Based ruru.
based Rusev thread?
>captcha:pick all the grass
>>1327852
>smoking
>based
>>1327856
Found the fag who vapes.
Cocky Martial Arts actor would be an awesome gimmick.I know Miz's gimmick is similar to Johnny Cage,but it needs more charisma.
I don't if this is related, but he reminds me of Triple H.
Tell me i'm wrong
We just crowned 2 champions tonight lads!
>Joey Ryan defeated Mascarita Sagrada * star
Lucha Underground always has this nagging recurring habit of doing a consistently shitty job at booking undercard/comedy matches I got so sick and exhausted of literally anything that had to relate to Pimpinela Escarlata in Season 1 so as of Season 2 anything w/ Mascarita is just automatically trash.
>THE MANLETS HAVE BEEN DESTROYED *** 1/2 STARS
THANK YOU BASED CAGE FOR KILLING THE MANLET PLAGUE MATANZA IS GETTING HIS INTESTINES SHOVED IN ITS TIME FOR BASED MACHINE TO FINALLY RULE LUCHA UNDERGROUND THE TEMPLE IS FINALLY HIS!
>Johnny Mundo, PJ Black, and Jack Evans defeated Dragon Azteca, Rey Mysterio, and Prince Puma for the Trios Championships *** 3/4 stars
I wanna like dock half a star for like the 2 whole minutes consisting of nothing but dick kicks but the fact that they went to all that trouble and the heels still won I can't help but give it a fair *** 3/4 star rating. So what does this mean? Mundo/Fenix? Fenix/Evans? PJ Black is the jannetty of his Trios group and the season is almost over so he doesn't need to do anything but sit and be the fall guy.
is he terroist?
>>1327640
Well...Him and Davari we're both part of Lucha Underground Season 1 so don't deny the probability of it.
Does anyone have a screen shot of Santos looking oh so innocent just as Taya walked out? Jesus Christ that soft expression on her face was too fucking much for my heart I wanted to die right there
Top 5 asses
>Bayley
>Alexa Bliss
>Nikki
>Paige
>Becky
I know this to be true
>>1327445
>no Stephanie
i'd take steph over becky or bliss any day.
>>1327445
So why do none of them have She Calls It The Rear View as a finisher and general ass-based offense?
Alexa also has the cutest tummy
You wake up tomorrow and are now Shane McMahon on July 11th: the night of the WWE draft. Your job is to recruit 15 superstars (5 need to be women) for your respective brand, and to build the better brand. Who do you choose?
I'd man up for the first time in my life and challenge HHH to a fight
>>1327384
You don't have to be Shane McMahon to do that
>>1327391
I don't have a good reason to fight HHH though
>All three are heralded as the future
>Faction splits and they all get a singles push
>None of them can draw flies to shit
Were they a waste? Or has their collective booking really been that bad?
Cena was the last draw wrestling ever had
>>1327290
This... unfortunately.
>Push Seth
>Beat him constantly
>Surprised he isn't a draw
>Beat Dean constantly
>Isn't a draw
>Surprised he isn't a draw
>Push Roman
>People resent him
>Doesn't draw
WWE shot themselves in the foot
Who's the best wrestler in the world right now?
>>1327233
any muslim
>>1327233
AJ Styles or Seth Rollins
>>1327242
>Seth Rollins
What did they mean by this?
>tfw he's isn't even the best samoan champion named Joe in the WWE
>>1326993
means your database is fucked
>>1326993
Gotta keep Roman strong
ITT:
Wrestle who should've held a The WWE title at least once.
WCW didnt even give him the belt, he wasn't dependable enough to be the guy
>>1326861
I'm sure Razor was dependable enough to hold it for a month or a week, shit Kane held the WWF Title for one day b4 dropping it back to Austin the next night, WWE or WCW could've did something similar with Razor especially in the late 90s and Early 00s when his career was close to an end and could've just put the belt on him based on seniority like they did with Christian
Who goes where?
>>1326704
I speak for everyone trip friend when I say nothing matter unless Cena and Reigns are on the same show.
Give me 5 you's pls steve o
>>1326710
I think Cena and Orton might go to Smackdown as Seth and Reigns bring up Raw. Which I honestly wouldn't be too disappointed with, I think it would be a good move.
Please take Smackdown and save us Heyman!
fuck this jew.
he ruin sabu's career
>>1326602
Unless Vince offers him everything he would want, I don't see Paulie being interested.
>>1326602
>killed ECW
no fuck u
keep him away from SD
http://bigstory.ap.org/56fd1eb1554f4f6bac31c9655751420e
>A Florida judge on Wednesday denied Gawker's motion for a new trial in the Hulk Hogan sex-video case and won't reduce a $140 million jury verdict.
lol based hogan
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
>>1326233
GAWKER MEDIA,. BROTHER! WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN AN APPEALS COURT JUDGE RUNS WILD ON YOU!
When did you stop watching WWE regularly?
>>1325811
1997
I watched it on and off for years. Biggest break between 2011-2014.
>>1325811
I left for a significant amount of time after 2003. Picked back up around 2006.
Fucked off almost completely after Nexus burial, but then thought it can't get much worse. Then completely after they buried Ryder after the effort lo leapfrog Cena to overness with his love from the crowd predictably failed.
Now I only catch highlights.
>Alberto Del Rio defeated Zack Ryder in a MITB qualifying match. Del Rio won a decent match with the cross armbreaker
>the boring mexican beat the guy people like
oh radioo...
>>1324375
Based Patron working smarks, another indie manlet BTFO
>>1324450
Zack Ryder is a homegrown talent dick fuck
