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>TFW I'm here to demonstrate the planet
>>1310201
>tfw your moment is over and my moment has begun
It's your turn!!
Tfw you're an attractive male
What did he mean by this?
Talking to the smarks who think cesaro and flippy midgets should be world champion.
>>1328510
What would Hulk do if he bought TNA?
>>1328525
exactly what he did the other time he was at the reins of TNA
(pun intended)
"During a creative meeting in the 90's at Vinces house he wanted to take a break and watch some tv. There was no volume coming through the set and Vince became enraged. He called a tv repair guy who came to check it out. The man informed Vince that the tv was simply on mute. Vince said "Thanks pal" and tipped the repairman $100"
yes that's true
how can one man be so based
>>1328477
>The Vince McMahon Burrito Story:
>Madigan told PWTorch editor Wade Keller: "It's one of these stories that always repeats itself. I think the idea was they were trying to work an angle with Big Show and - like Andre (the Giant), here's a guy who is so physically big and physically imposing - what can you do to get over on Big Show? And how are you going to do it?
>"I think they were going to poison...
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ASK HIM
ASK HIM
COME ON REF ASK HIM
YOU IDIOT!
YOU STUPID IDIOT!
I'M FROM WINNIPEG YOU IDIOT!
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What did they mean by this?
Probably Big Gold that they will give to Smackdown when they ununify the titles.
>>1328342
Shane locked vince in the basement
Cant see shit which means its something Wyatt,Taker or balor related
Why is he so based?
sheep roman fans lol
What does based mean?
>>1328294
You wouldn't understand, whiteboi.
OMG what's Ryborg doing in the impact zone??
>complains about money
>posts about future in TNA
L E L
>says he wants all the wrestlers to make the same amount of money
>Goes to TNA where all the wrestlers make $0
Good Guy Ryback
>>1328138
Jobbing
Will there be any reason to watch RAW post brand split?
>Entire show built around Roman
>Top stars include Shield rejects Rollins and Deanetty
>Shtiters like The Miz will be major players
>Fatass Owens will be a top heel
>Women's wrestling
Smackdown will be so much better.
If BMJ is on Smackdown, I'll watch it over Roman Raw every day of the week.
>Dean
>RAW
HAHAHAHA
>>1328073
Me too desu. Roman is just all the bad sides of Cena without any of his strengths
>based Miz will be world champ again thanks to brand split
GET HYPE BROS
>Mizzzzz
I hope not, he'll be best as a heel manager and that's it, don't put him in the ring
inb4 dude worked lmao
>Deanetty will win the world title
Take him back 10, 12 years. If the WWE had kept him going without retiring him for the concussions, do you think he would have pulled a Benoit? They would have kept pushing him harder and farther and nobody would have stepped in.
>>1327969
Nah
I feel he'd go the Kurt Angle way more and only live off paykillers
>>1327969
no, he'd just have a seizure and die
>1 hour ER Pre-show
>3 hours PPV
>3 hours Raw
>2 hours Smackdown
>1 hour Superstars
Byron Saxton literally gets more TV time than any media personality in America, and possibly the entire world. Discuss.
half of it is him being told to kill himself though
>if you were on life support I'd pull the plug and charge my iphone
How does he do it?
is anyone else not too happy about the draft split by any chance? I mean don't get me wrong I'm all for Change and the product has been still for a long time now and I don't really even ask for that much but I honestly hate the draft I hate it when theye first did it and I just hate the idea of knowing that I can't possibly see two of my favorite wrestlers wrestle each other because they're on two different shows also I feel like having two heavyweight titles takes away prestige from the original heavyweight title anyone else feel this way?
Dissenters will inevitably abhor.
>>1327846
The roster is way too weak for a brand split. All this means is a bunch of mediocre wrestlers will get bigger pushes than they deserve. Also means Cena burying guys on one show, and Roman burying guys on the other show......you know damn well Cena and Roman won't both be on the same show!
>>1327862
Also. All the top faces that Vince is trying to pass off as heels to get roman over will be jobbing to John on Tuesdays.
Tuesday night is just a place to hide anyone that will make roman look bad. I honestly don't care to watch either now.
>Owens gets injured
>someone will replace him
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohSMP3s1uks
>Biggest pop in years
>before mitb
>someone gets attacked backstage and is unable to compete
>replacement guy
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1_TJm9QPX0
>biggest pop in years
>surprise entrant in MITB
>lights go out
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWJ338JV2AI
>your face when
>>1327894
These are going to be the main brand exclusive draws. Tag-Teams are cross-brand. Women's Division is a single brand (to be determined). And part-timers e.g. Brock, are cross-brand.
WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!
>Womens Division is a single brand
Looks like that will be the b-show
>>1327715
The fap show
>>1327714
Come to think of it, Styles vs BMJ would be a pretty good match if done properly. I mean they have faced off before.
>Roman and BMJ will get drafted to different brands
>We'll watch both of Vince's semen demons bury the rosters of both brands
>Dean still won't win a world title
why do we even bother?
>>1327644
>Dean still won't win a world title
Fine by me. Fuck Cena and Roman though.
>>1327644
>Dean still won't win a world title
that's a positive thing
>Vince is too afraid to put to make Cena pass the torch so he goes with a brand split
Genius
