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So...it has been a while now with Roman as the "champ", but does anyone understand why the WWE keeps pushing him?, he isn't a great technical wrestler, isn't charismatic or good at the mic, doesn't have a single catchphrase to sell shirts or anything at all, and he's seriously not good on the ring either.
So, why is he the champ?, why the WWE wants him to be the champ this badly?, is he the biggest merchandising seller?, do the ratings go nuts when he's on tv or what?, if no one knows, at least we could try to find a solid explanation...
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>>1323034
Literally who?
A man caring about his body is a faggot, only women should care about discipline, and self surveillance in regards to their bodies. The fact that Kev has a massive gut makes him way more manly xxx
>>1323034
Da look
>MyCareer mode
>Decide to pursue tag titles but have zero friends
>Want to team with Ruru even though he hates me
>Support him in two matches just to get him neutral enough to team with me
>Get to position #9
>Feud with position #7 Ascension
>Beat them at Extreme Rules
>Suddenly
>We have the...
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>>1323011
>playing career mode
>play on legendary
>still never loose a match
FUCK THIS GAME
>>1323047
kek legendary is a joke on the WWE games, the only annoying thing is that the IA always reverses shit
SUPERKICK FOREVER BURIED
>>1322962
Ziggler's superkicks being absolutely awful are more of a burial than being no-sold.
>>1322962
this overselling HBK wannabe needs to be fired
>>1322979
Seth's not in that picture, though.
Will Vince ever let based fatass cute a promo like this live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=givoM0j9HgU
>such potentional in the company
>to never be used because Vince dosn't want little girls to be scared
Truly the dark age of Wrestling
A man caring about his body is a faggot, only women should care about discipline, and self surveillance in regards to their bodies. The fact that Kev has a massive gut makes him way more manly xxx
>>1322971
>trying this hard
stop. This shit is getting old
What a shit promo. Only edgy teenagers would think it's good because he spams profanity.
YOU STUPID IDIOT
YOU'RE A STUPID MAN
My Dean burued Jericho
>>1322865
>Dean going over the undisputed GOAT
STUPID CREATIVE
>great match with brock
>great match with Daniel Bryan
>great matches with AJ
How does he keep doing it?
He keeps carrying talentless hacks to five star matches. Truly, roman is an S+ player.
>>1322826
Hes bretty good tbch
>great match against people who could carry almost anyone to a good match
Call me when he has a great match against someone who doesn't have a fuckton of years of experience around the world
Who would win in an mma fight
>>1322785
Punk because he's better on the mic.
>>1322785
Punk wins dirty
Unless Punk was Mexican in anyway, Brock wins
>The two men responsible for the lowest ratings of all time are in a feud
How bad will the ratings get now? 1.5?
>>1322745
>inb4 Raw is held live from the Wyatt rape compound with a few hillbillies in attendance
Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels are feuding again?
>>1322745
0.8
Will things get better when he dies?
"No"
>>1322723
No
>Triple H pushing fat fucks like owens
Yes, more fatties will start training for professional wrestling in the hopes of becoming the next Kevin obese
post your face when fat ass wins MitB
I hope based fatass wins. He is one of the few who is good on the mic and a good wrestler. Those are few and far between right now.
KO is the most based wrestler on the roster behind Lesnar and Taker tho.
>>1322662
AHAHAHAHA you fat smarks honestly think Vince would put the highest tier belt in the company on a fat neckbeard slob?
If KO does win (not gunna happen) it'll be a Sandow cash in all over again kekekek
Get real ya fucking dweebs
Owens and fella been my 2 favs for sometime now
>>1322597
I feel that fella is under-rated as fuck.
He has way more personality in his Heel promos than he used to, and he's a pretty great worker.
I think it's Miz syndrome, wherein smarks are still salty as fuck that he got pushed a little too hard at some point in the past and can't get over it.
>>1322636
>this
The heavyweight title looked good on the lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9-jnSqxQcs
>yfw Charlotte wins MiTB
>yfw Charlotte cashes in and wins as the only person who's been booked stronker
>yfw 20 year champion reign because Vince has no idea when she's supposed to lose
>yfw women's wrestling will overtake mens
Keep fighting it cucks, women are the future
Well she is a man so being in the MITB match wouldn't be a surprise
>yfw Ric Flair turned face on his own daughter last night after she jobbed to the "what" chant
>>1322586
Reminder that Charlotte will be one of only two people to wrestle at every PPV in her debut year as well as the only person to be undefeated while doing so
Based Big Dog did it again
>smarks btfo
>indie darlings btfo
>asp btfo
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>All I wanted to do was take my wife to dinner but we got poor service and I tweeted about it because people should know this might happen to them if they go there. That's it. People tweet about restaurants they go to all the time. The fact that I have a lot of followers shouldn't matter. I should be a customer just like every other customer. If this had happened to someone else there (and judging from the Yelp reviews I read afterwards, it seems like it has), that person probably would have mentioned it on social media as well but I'm sure...
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>>1322461
This is an excerpt because I couldnt fit the whole thing in a post. Holy shit this guy wrote an essay bout this, o I am laffin
Full thing here:
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0524/612051/kevin-owens-explains-experience-after-story-mentioned-on-ariel/
>>1322461
>There's obviously 2 sides to every story
He's just mad that he didn't get more than 2 sides with his meal.
And here's the video that he's replying to
https://youtu.be/Ac7Xw8imN4E?t=14732
I noticed /wooo/ and plebbit are real quiet about this. OWens looks like a total jabronie here.
>Seth returns
>great wrestler
>kinda hype
>know it's gonna be a Roman feud to kick it back off and cement Roman as the undisputed Champ
>essentially Rollins forfeiting his claim
>still have hope
>1 (One) segment back since his return
>straight back to the exact same character
>exact same...
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>>1322359
The main event scene will be dogshit for the next 10 years, shock!
>>1322359
>Seth is fag
>that's just the way his cock has lined up in those tighty pants, right?
>kinda hope
>but i've seen the dick pics
>his little pencil dick
>Seth has a hard on in that gay 4 pay wrestling video
>Roman's not all bad
>>1322366
What did he mean by this?
