https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryC2W3KM10Y
>hopefully August at the earliest
Based Leaf fan
Get well soon HarpGOAT praying for ur singles push my dude
>>1301233
>laffs
Who was the better brother?
Between Bret and Owen?
Bret is a great technical wrestler and submission expert. He is fucking DRY w/ his promos tho even when Bret wasn't being openly fucked by Vince Bret was only capable of giving off 2 emotions: Brash and Angry
Bret would be the kind of guy who would fucking excel in Classic NWA or hell even Modern ROH
>>1301147
So Bret?
Owen was a charisma magnet he's literally everything Dolph Ziggler should be right now but instead they're trying to market Ziggler as a fake HBK
I would fucking love a **** star match between Prime Michaels and non-shit Ziggler
Hey /asp/ not sure if this belongs here or fit but how many of you drank the kool-aid and bought ddpyoga? Did it work for you or did you just let it sit next to your tv whilst telling yourself youll start "tomorrow?"
Do only marks eat this shit up? Should ex wrestlers be ashamed for promoting this shit?
DDP is a miracle worker who saves lives
He should be given sainthood
I downloaded it and tried it. It's basically yoga with new, less "sissy" but still stupid names on the poses.
The reason it works for wrestlers is because they commit to it and do it with him on a regular schedule. It worked for Hall and Roberts because they lived with him, had regulated schedules/behavior/diets, and had a stronger support system than they did when they were alone.
It's yoga with DDP, that's it.
They call you the club, we'll from here you look more like the bubs balee dat. And at extreme rules I'm gonna cock this fist right in your face! I'm not a bag guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm THE GUY!
Who's the fat guy?
>>1300519
lekta
please ban him
>>1300519
THEY CALL YOU THE CLUB, WELL THEN, I MUST BE A BALLER LIKE MY COUSIN DWAYNE
CUZ IM ABOUT TO GET ON MY FANCY CLOTHES, DO MY HAIR, GET THAT AFTERSHAVE ON, GET OUT ON THE TOWN AND HIT THE CLUB
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
A JACKET THAT'S MORE ICONIC THAN ANDRE THE GIANT HIMSELF
A JACKET THAT SHOULD BE IN THE SMITHSONIAN
>that's a museum
>I got a lotta cash
>I'm a multimillionaire
>DRINK IT IN DEAAAAAAAANNN
>>1300516
YOU ARE A STUPID MAN
>>1300516
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvDUeOb8Jpg
>Chris will never be your cool dad
>>1300516
>I don’t know if Brooke was fucking the black guy’s son. I mean, I don’t have double standards. I mean, I am racist, to a point. Fucking niggers. But then when it comes to nice people and shit, and whatever…I mean, if she was going to fuck some nigger, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall nigger worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player! I guess we’re all a little racist. Fucking nigger.
WE'RE GOING OFF TONIGHT TO KICK OUT EVERY LIGHT
The best raw theme all time
>>1300339
Across the nation was better nigga
>>1300341
I think you mean "To Be Loved"
>it's a Renee shows her feet episode
>>1300181
to be honest her feet are 5/10 but she is overall a 10/10 to me
![nxt-womens-division-raw-debut-charlotte-sasha-banks-becky-lynch[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x6PIoAE.jpg "nxt-womens-division-raw-debut-charlotte-sasha-banks-becky-lynch[1]")
We all know for a long time now WWE has been targeting women and children with their programming. Traditional wrestling fans who enjoy "manly" tough guy wrestlers of great size have been left out in the cold for a new generation of small, good looking men stretching back to Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart.
Bikini models and strippers have been replaced by rainbow haired outlaws from that infamous den of dykes known as SHIMMER in the name of being "progressive".
Women and little girls (and faggoty feminized little boys of the 2010) have become bigger fans of wrestling than they ever have been. WWE has done well to conquer this market and starve out the old sports fans and straight dudes who weren't giving them any money due to the prevalence of illegal streams and generally being poor as shit (can't even afford a fuckin' t-shirt).
But there's one last group to appeal to. People who know nothing more than being mindless consumers and collectors. People who spend every waking moment giving free publicity to the company in every corner of the internet because they literally live for nothing else than validation that comes from the attention.
And these people are: Bronies.
Waifuists as we call them around here. But tomato, tomahto. Grown ass men who consume a product which on the surface seems to be targeted specifically towards little girls. Just like My Little Pony.
But for a certain segment of sweaty, smelly, ADD ADHD Aspie Autists this type of programming is irresistible. It makes them feel funny in the pants, but in a good way.
And once these guys start, they don't stop. They will post their waifu every day. Every where. You can't ban them. You can't do anything to them. They are relentless. At best you can try to contain them to some god forsaken corner of the internet, but they will keep coming back like cockroaches.
They have already consumed comic books and video games. And now they're coming for you, /asp/.
>>1298205
I am begging you to never have sex and just castrate yourself right now, assuming you can even find your balls.
>Seth came back heel
>>1321803
Tweener
>Vince was confused at AJ getting cheered and Roman getting booed, since Roman is clearly a face that the audience likes to tease by booing
>He's going to be even more confused by Rollins getting cheers even though in the promo he said he was a heel who doesn't want to be cheered
Oh, those whacky crowds.
>>1321811
>"I don't need any of you!"
>Gets a pop
Oh I'm laffing.
>This Summer will mark the 20 year anniversary of nWo forming at Bash at the Beach in 1996
Balor Club confirmed for SummerSlam 2016.
i hope this dumb meme dies soon
>>1321734
it's never going to be a thing.
when balor comes up to the MR he'll be a geek within 6 months.
Cena is clearly joining The Club.
did they?
>>1321065
of course
ric got in a drunken stupor and porked the shit out of her
>>1321065
>Its Tuesday morning and Ric is already drunk again
>hes stumbling around the house naked slurring words
>teenage Charlotte cones down stairs and is used to this
>"Oh hi shweety" Ric slurs
>"oh hey dad" Charlotte replies trying to avoid looking at Rics exposed genitals
>"You know shweety you have your mothers eyes... and your mothers tits"
>Ric grabs Charlotte and places her on his lap, her petite teen ass rubbing on his veiny drunken hard cock
>the only thing separating his cock from her tight pure virgin pussy is her very thin yoga pants
>she can feel his cock pocking through her tights
>shes startled and has never felt anything like this before. She even enjoys it and begins to slowly move her hips side to side
>"is that right? I bet my pussy is tighter than moms though"
>Charlotte reaches down and begins stroking Rics cock
>Ric lets out a drunken moan
Continue?
>>1321136
Pls have sex
Lonely tonight
Please reply to me
renee vs ambrose first to cum loses match
No, please reply to me. I'm white
first for styles
S W A F T
Dickkk
how hard your dick is if it was AJ who won at extreme rules and rollins attacked him, starting the feud between the phenomenal vs the crossfit jesus
while roymen limping around back to midcard feuding with KO etc
>>1320267
Post becky farts
>implying that anything good will ever come out of WWE
>>1320267
I wanna live in this time line
Buying a rope, 9.8 mm Sterling Evolution Velocity.
Should I get the 60m or 70m?
>>1320350
>/a/
Kys
Get the one that fits better around your neck
/y/
