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Any other examples of wrestlers ruining a match due to unpreparedness?
>>1307569
roman.jpeg
This is some tough shit. Could you do the same? It's like a Navy SEAL training.
Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j6iwBkAHrE
>>1307472
seems like a good way to get drowned
I major in film at college and I also studied a bit about the business of film. I'm no expert, but from its history I have a hypothesis of why this feud has failed both in the financial and critical departments.
Simply put, WWE gambled too much with a director who doesn't know how to make a good in-ring story. If you look at his history, Styles is definitely more competent in making moves look great than telling an actual story. So as a result, WWE probably made the wrong choice for an opponent when they pumped air time into this thing. They brought in a wrestler...
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>If you look at his history, Styles is definitely more competent in making moves look great than telling an actual story.
I guess you at least put some effort into this.
>>1307408
>I major in film at college
Enjoy working at Starbucks.
>I hate gavin owens cause he proves that even fat people can be succesful but I cant
>i like kevin pwens because i look like him
quality
how to fix WWE:
fire dean ambrose, roman reigns and sasha skanks
there you have it no more shitters in wwe oh yeah and give the belt to an actually good wrestler like based KO or sami Zayn
>he likes the new day and bailey
Ltd negroid nerd
>>1307215
Hang from a tree, nigger.
>>1307183
Kys Jeff. You almost had me on board too
Is it too late for me to become a pro skater? I'm 23.
>>1307162
yes
better learn how to fake wrestle
>>1307167
Aw shit
>>1307167
like video games and shit?
If WWE got rid of PG, would they suffer for it financially?
Plenty of kids watched when it wasn't PG because most parents generally don't give a shit when they hear the word wrestling.
I gather they would lose out on some of their sponsors but I think they could easily make up for it with the benefits of non-PG television.
Maybe just have Smackdown remain PG even.
>>1306992
>the benefits of non-PG television.
Explain what you think these are.
>>1306992
it's not because parents didn't give a shit, wrestling was public enemy #1 back then for parents.
the best way to get a kid to do something is to convince them they aren't supposed to.
>>1306992
If the ratings went up enough for them to get equally high paying sponsors they'd be fine.
The problem is they can't put on a good enough TV show to do that, PG or non-PG.
What striking/grappling combo is best suited for beating the shit out of drunk people at bars? I want to be a bouncer for this local place but I would like to have some sort of training background. Obviously I wouldn't be able to use weapons, and I'm not terribly large (5'9" king of manlets) so something that could help me take out larger opponents would be ideal
>>1306800
Boxing/judo
>he thinks wrestling isn't real
>>1305871
carters knows whats up
>>1305871
>Only Dean Ambrose is real
real jannetty.
What the fuck is his problem?
Bitterness. Especially at the fact he is blamed for everything.
>>1305588
I think TNA low-key hires him every once in awhile for booking advice and GFW when the price of gold drastically skyrockets down
I actually saw him at a goodwill a few days ago
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.studioraingames.wheelball
brain sport
its so easy
I don't think I've ever posted here, but I've watched wrestling for a while.
Question - why do all fans online now act like you're some idiot if you're not obsessed with skinny fucks like Sami Zayn and Dean Ambrose? It makes wrestling seem stupid as shit when you have these little twinks beating anyone who looks intimidating. I'm not saying everybody has to be Scott Steiner and I get that they can't use as many steroids now, but come on. It's really hard to suspend disbelief, and they all do these dives from the ring where people...
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>>1304982
QUITTING TIME
WAKE UP
Charlotte, Miz and Jericho are the only peeps I find entertaining in wrassling curently.
>>1304950
Same desu
If they know that Roman is going to spear after he goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why don't they just roll out of the ring?
>>1304945
The same reason people still turn around after hearing HBK tuning up the band
Words that desribe wrestling fans
T - TERRIFIC
H - HEALTHY
E - ENCHANTING
G - GLOWING
I - INDEPENDENT
F - FAVORABLE
T - THRILLING
O - OPEN
F - FRESH
J - JUBILANT
E - ELECTRIFYING
R - REASSURING
I - INNOVATIVE
C - CHAMPION
H - HONEST
O - OPTIMISTIC
D - DAZZLING
R - REFINED
I - INNOVATIVE
N - NATURAL
K - KEEN
I - INDEPENDENT
T - TRUSTING
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N - NOVEL
M - MOVING
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N - NATURAL
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N - NOW
N - NOVEL
>>1304893
Autism at it's finest
>>1304893
>you will never be Cool Dad's kid
>>1304893
DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAN
