Post Chris Jericho memes
So two questions:
1. How does Money in the Bank work with two main belts?
2. Who goes to what show?
There used to be two MITB briefcases. Don't know how they will do it this time
>>1327505
probably if the MitB winner is drafted to smackdown they'll go for the smackdown main title for a year or two
and then everyone will be swerved when the MitB winner uses the briefcase to transfer brands
oh but I just realized that the brand split is happening after the mitb match this year...
could be interesting
Stupid newfags
Back in my days, in 2008
MITB winner can cash in any championship, including even divas
Finally got hooked up with the network. Any good PPVs that I should check out?
Souled out 1997
Fully Loaded 2000
all the nxt takeovers.
Bayley vs sasha is great.
Realistically what are my odds of making it through Tough Enough as a 26-soon-to-be-27 year old with some acting experience but no wrestling/athletic experience?
For reference I'm 6'1.5" 230 at roughly 15% bf.
just pretend you never gave a shit about wrestling or watched it and you'll make top 3
>>1327211
Sadly this.
>>1327216
It appeases Bucky Beaver.
Predict when they'll divorce
>2018
>>1326944
November 2016 there will be reports of "separation"
Divorce in January 2017
>>1326944
Aj lee is poo in the loo
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic booksComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55ffwMlm4sM
How would it have turned out if Steve Austin turned heel by joining the NWO during the WWE WCW clash?
even worse
>>1326885
You don't think anything cool or entertaining would have come out of Austin being in the NWO?
>roman working the smarks this hard
B A S E D
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>>1326833
Literally who??
>>1326833
>Someone does something stupid
>Voice your complaints
>LOL WORKED
>>1326859
Stay worked smark :^)
New world title in the works.
Happening.
>>1326492
http://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-has-plans-to-create-another-world-title-for-the-brand-split/
Forgot link
>>1326495
big gold or we riot
>>1326497
Not gunna happen granba.
Its a NEW ERA, which means NEW BELTS
Reminder that smarks hate worked shoot angles because they hate being tricked by the bookers and made to feel "unsmart"
>I GET THAT ITS A WORKED SHOOT BUT THE DUMB AUDIENCE MEMBERS IN THE ARENA DON'T GET IT AND ARE VISIBLY CONFUSED, BUT NOT ME!
-Dave Meltzer
JUST
>>1326390
>Dave Meltzer
>>1326390
Me thinks CM Punk walkout is a worked shoot as well
You do realize he is the main character, right?
This man is the biggest player in the old guard's way of things against the new era. This recent overarching theme of promos with wrestlers calling Shane out of control and stuff like Sheamus attacking Apollo. The divas revolution. New Day. New shit versus old shit. It's been developing.
And Jericho is up there in Raw main events. He was in the biggest match themed to Extreme Rules and took the most impressive bump. But most importantly?
Jericho is a staple of backstage promos. He is frequently in...
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>>1326358
Also he was arguably the best part of the Royal Rumble.
>>1326358
Totally possible The Gift doesn't tour with Fozzy until the middle of November so that keeps him around until Hell in a Cell at least
They could also make JeriGOAT the 1st or 2nd New Smack Down World Champ but that would give the WWE one less month to play up the idea (the 1st Live SD is go home show for Battleground WTF) I just can't see WWE starting the brand split before Battleground.
This may be true.
No wonder CM Punk tried so hard to be like him
Name a bigger cuck in wrestling
>Wah wah, why isn't wrestling exactly like it was in the 1980's!?!?!??
>>1326317
I agree, screw Cornette.
Wrestling was at his best in the seventies :^)
Johnny Nitro/Mundo
CM Punk
Am I the only one who thinks Cesaro's uppercuts look like absolute trash?
I like Cesaro and I'm not trying to shit on him but his uppercuts are the fakest looking gentle brush up against your chest bullshits I've ever seen.
I think they look quite good. Sometimes they look bad, it all depends how good the other guy can sell them. Kinda like Zayn's Helluva Kick. KO takes that thing and it looks like a straight on kick to the face. Sheamus takes it and moves his face so far away it looks terrible.
The gay as FUCK uppercut 'train' thing he has started doing is ridiculous.
The one where he throws the opponent up or the springboard spinning ones are still cool.
>>1326040
they look better than that shit finisher he has
Which armor do you think would be best for downhill MTB?
Got those in XXL fatty?
>>1325836
I'm 6'3", 205lbs of lean muscle.
>"at the end of the day im the one getting rich"
>"you call me untalented but you do nothing more than post from your computer"
>"I dont care if you boo me or you cheer me, i care about getting a reaction"
Holy shit , why is he so based bros? He literally makes smarks cry burying their fav vanilla midgets, is there anyone more based than THE GUY?
another day
another bait thread
What is the name of this haircut?
The Charlie Brown
honestly what was he thinking
>>1325607
"The JUST."