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Uhm ...why do all of the Roman Reigns haters are usually overweight adult men?
Umm ...why do all of the Roman Reigns fans are usually undersized indian men?
>>1335096
>Uhm ...
Because most Americans are overweight
>he thinks Dave Meltzer is on the up-and-up
>>1335052
go make this thread on woo and see how many meltzer drones you trigger
>>1335054
This, & post screens
JOHN!
THEY CALL YOU BIG MATCH JOHN HUH? WELL IF YOU ASK ME, BMJ STANDS FOR BORING MIDGET JABRONI
>>1335046
Too witty for Reigns.
>>1335046
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1335046
IF YOU ASK ME BMJ STANDS FOR BLOWMUTHAFUCKINJOBS!
What the fuck is the point of this? They were over with the midget now they look like island fruits.
Good job Vince.
>>1335022
This'll only work if they plan on bringing back Carlito, otherwise they're DOA
>>1335022
>They were over with the midget
No they weren't. Zero reaction every time their music hit.
>>1335032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIyMPyfBqXc
>Carlito "no pop" Colón
I can't tell you how happy I was to see this fat faggot's niggerball team lose to the Lightskins tonight.
I am on a total schadenfreude kick when it comes to this asshole. He was a bitter, no-pussy-getting piece of shit when he worked for WWE, and he's even worse now. Let's go W's
fuck off jbl
Fuck off Vince you piece of shit
>>1334966
THAT'S RIGHT DAMMIT
is he retaining at MiTB?
>>1334721
No shit genius.
>>1334721
I expect him to drop, honestly
Seth v. Roman has to end in a swerve. Seth is a chickenshit heel, his options are
>get squashed like a complete jabroni
>pull a lame 80's-tier nut shot
>screwjob
He'll screw him over at MiTB and again at the next PPV and then Vince can masturbate to another "Reigns overcomes all the odds lol" scenario at Summerslam
>>1334738
I was hopimg for a double turn.
Like Reigns destroys Seth but goes nuts and attacks him with chairs n stuff , something like Bret hart vs SCSA.
I mean WWE has been posting interviews with rollins but he looks more like a babyface.
Then we can have Supercena vs Heel Roman at SS
ITT: Things in wrestling that trigger you
>>1334692
Plain ol' bad decision making, ya know, what we get every week.
>>1334695
This is the WORST decision making
>>1334692
Tbh only reason i hate reigns is bc the superman punch is such a dumb looking move. Otherwise hes a decent worker and has the look so wtv
>tfw we will never get one of these again
Who would win it in the current WWE?
Joey Styles
>>1334667
Cesaro if legit, youknowwho if staged.
>>1334667
I wonder if they would they do it under boxing or MMA rules?
Boxing has been completely eclipsed as a relevant combat sport, but Vince is old school and his grandad was a boxing promoter. I really don't know which it'd be.
Can be literally or figuratively. Pic very much related.
>>1334559
is that the guy who knows everything?
>>1334561
he knows what the cuck betas who feed him biased information think and then he prints it as fact knows, sure
>>1334571
doesn't he have a move named after him or something?
>not giving him credibility just wondering
Why was so much charisma/overness wasted on a manlet and a poor in-ring performer.
Imagine if Roman Reign had his gimmick and mic skills. All your smarks would love him.
>>1334533
>Imagine if Roman Reigns was actually peak Stone Cold Steve Austin! You smarks would love him then you damn hypocrites!
>imagine if Roman could do something besides hit the Subberman Punch and look """good"""
Yeah, if only we lived in that reality.
>>1334533
>If Roman was good you guys would see him as good.
Why has bait gotten lazy?
The only world championship
>>1334526
GOAT belt
>>1334526
The original only.
>no wwe logo
That one for smackdown & this one for raw (after reigns drops it because him holding it would be blasphemy)
>inb4 pic of him holding it, i've seen it (throws up in mouth a little), i mean actually having it week to week
You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do? Keep in mind he's 6'3" and 265 lbs.
>>1334291
Call the cops and file charges.
do what undertaker does, punch him in the balls
>>1334291
Unload my 9mm on his ass
Hey /asp/ies, what are some good female/female pro wrestling matches to watch? Never seen much of it.
Bonus points for things from outside WWE.
>>1334077
>womens ''''''''''''''''''''wrestling'''''''''''''''''''
From TNA - Gail Kim vs Awesome Kong (there's a bunch, go for the earlier matches)
Mickie James vs Trish Stratus at Wrestlemania 22
Why don't they just have Roman turn heel and become a Corporate Champion? This is how the world sees him anyways
>>1334032
And he can call it the CORPORATE SPEAR
>The Company Man Punch
>failed football player
>Dumb face
>can't wrestle for shit
>ugly ass cunt
>asshole to fans.
fuck this chad piece of shit.
i hope he fucking dies, so i won't ever have to see him on my screen ever again.
What do you guys think "Good Looking" Cody Runnels will be doing in the Impact Zone?
Just had to look this up. This whole time I thought Rhodes was the legit family last name.
>>1333986
Wouldn't it be "Dapper" Cody Runnels?
I'd rather have Saddernow than Rody Chodes in TNA. TNA's is all about characters and cody doesn't seem to have one.
