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>music hits
>explodes onto the stage to deafening pop
how are you planning to mark out for BMJ?
>>1337576
JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
>>1337576
>to deafening pop
you mean john cena suuuuuuucks entrance theme right?
>>1337576
>marking out for Cena
Are you twelve? You must be twelve, maybe thirteen at the most.
>there are actually fans of this ugly tranny fat injury-prone botch machine
>>1337574
Nice b8 fag
>>1337574
this looks like a porno screenshot
Raw gets Cena, Reigns, New Day, Miz, Rollins, Zayn, Joe, Crews
Smackdown gets Ambrose, Owens, Bray, AJ, Balor, Orton, Enzo Cass, Corbin
your smackdown would get a 1.0 if they were lucky
>>1337553
I'm just predicting its not my fantasy roster
I hope it sort of ends up this way with most of those faggoty indie wrestlers nxt fans cream themselves over, ending up on the one show and hopefully the show bombs out with ratings and views.
IMO she looks very sexy and beautiful..but am I the only one who likes her??? and im kind of getting sick of people calling her a man.. she's just fit not man-looking...
>>1337532
betas gonna beta.
She's hot af
>>1337532
please leave and come back in a month
I can't think of anyone else
Samoa Joe
Which Pokemon would do the best in WWE? My votes on Blaziken.
>>1337202
>>>/vp/
wrestling and pokemon have enough autism on their own, we don't need a thread for both
>>1337202
Torterra. This lad is almost 700 pounds. He will even crush beeg
>>1337202
Big Match John returns tomorrow lads
Are you excited? What do you think he'll do?
Announce that he is retiring and his last opponent will be Ramen at next years Wrestlemania
>Comes out to massive ovation
>New t-shirt
>Will yell THE CHAMP IS HERE
>Cut a promo about the troops and the value of hard work and work in a few awful jokes
>Heel will interrupt him
>Heel will get berried
Feud with Latino No Heat as a tune up then re-bury Rusev for the US belt. Or enter MitB
>People tell me modern wrestling is better than the attitude era
>mfw the ratings don't back up these claims
Are kids just mad that they'll never have their own attitude era and have to make due with whatever WWE calls their current product?
>>1337101
Probably, I personally liked the early Ruthless Aggression era but I ain't saying it's as good as the Attitude era, shit's gold m8
>>1337101
Ratings arent the only factor to consider, though they arent a factor you can ignore either.
The attitude era was the perfect storm. Several factors combined with Vince finally having the balls to deviate from his comfort zone led to a cultural phenomenon that, despite the wrestling purist having hissyfits, was very entertaining, innovative, and fresh.
However, no matter how much the nostalgia fags might want to scream, you cant deny that there were several things about the attitude era that dont stand the test of time and, whats worse, just werent good wrestling.
I...
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Did we ever find out who he was?
My uncle works at WWE and told me it was Hulk Hogan.
Chris benoit
>>1337091
im not carter
UFC 199
Who do you think is gonna win?
Stone Cold Steve Austin
>>1337074
Didn't he already lose to rockhold once?
>>1337079
Yes.
GOAT
>being that much of a pussy that you got bullied by shawn michaels
GOAT
I'd like to see Lesnar try to F5 Vader's massiveness.
>every time he cuts promo about THE GUY, he looks like he wants to kill himself
>every time he cuts promo against his opponent, he looks like he wants to kill himself
>every time he cocks dis fist right here, he looks like fuck kill me pls this gesture is so gay
>middle fingers exposed to booing fans in live events
hes starting to break down lads, all the interviews about "the one getting rich and shit" he did was just...
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AHHH CMONNN
>>1336864
I'm sure being the top dog and getting paid millions eases the pain
>>1336872
ok cool guy
>Yes, I do believe Kevin Owens is the future of the WWE.
>>1336436
K Y S D E A N M A R K
>>1336428
literally you
praying for you to have sex and go back to wew
>Roman Reigns? Not a fan
Highly doubt a wrestling fan has ever worn a suit
>>1336040
not roman fans anyways because they are 12 or retarded
>>1336040
I highly doubt you have ever had sex.
What the fuck is this shit
You pretending to be a SashA+ fan to make us look bad
>>1335947
Autism
It's a picture of a door to us mobile users
