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ITT: It's 2002 in wrestling
Did you guys hear about the NWA's new show? I think its called Total Nonstop Action. I'm pretty hyped
WCW > WWE
Oh you wanted 2002? Ok...
WCW > WWF
I wish they'd just give up on the ECW and WCW fags, they'll never catch on.
Who's the biggest asshole in the business? My vote goes to this guy.
>Bullies new guys
>Shoots on whoever he likes
>Still gets a cushy commentator gig
Fuck JBL DESU
>>1336155
A good pick. Batista and Goldberg are close seconds.
>Batista literally was such a cocksucker that he got his ass beat by Booker T.
>Continued to be a cunt and threatened chicks to feel good about himself until the Undertaker has to threaten to whoop his ass.
>Goldberg gets it in his head he's great, goes around talking shit about anybody who isn't him or apart of his tough guy club
>Tried...
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>>1336165
I'd say he's less of an asshole and more of a mental case
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>>1335174
What the hell, there's more than one Decenzo??
>>1335178
Yes, Scott and Ryan.
Ryan is currently pro for Darkstar and Scott is am for Plan B.
Canadian shredders.
Anyone know where to download lots of skate movies? I have lots but I also am missing some essentials like Flip Extremely Sorry, can't find some of the with good quality anywhere.
ITT: We get hyped for the best thing this brand split will cause: the return of GM Mode
GM mode was for the kids with actual lives that didn't know EWR existed
>>1331176
At least you could play the matches in GM Mode
2k16 was at least a step up from 15
But I kind of want a better career mode too for my autistic purposes. And DELETE THE FUCKING BACKSTAGE INTERVIEWS WITH RENEE, THEY SUCK DICK
Is the anti CM Punk sentiment merely a meme at this point or is it actually genuine?
Be honest, you would mark the fuck out if he returned, and lets be honest, ratings would skyrocket to 2011 numbers.
>inb4 hi phil
The only people who hate Phil are the same people who hated him when he was around despite the majority loving him, they're hipster cunts who think they're cool for going against the majority.
>>1329366
I like him but I'm getting tired of him not fighting in the Octagon
>>1329366
He's going to do what Brock did, but intentionally. Fight in the UFC a bit, increase his clout, and become a part timer to finally get that WM main event. It will be very meta.
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It's amazing watching Steiner promos as time progressed
In the beginning, people ignored him
Then they started chanting steroids
Then out of no where he was he most over thing in the company
>>1327379
Someone post the Sacrifice promo.
>>1327379
Steiner is the GOAT, I could listen to his promos and shoots all day. He was Big Poppa Pump 24/7 both in and out of the ring.
SETH
YOU CALL YOURSELF THE MAN?
AT LEAST I'M POPULAR ON 4CHAN
BELIEVE THAT
>>1345796
I CAN. I WILL. RAPE YOU! AND YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT BABY GURL! OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING SETH.
>MAYBE YOU'RE THE MAN BUT I'M THE GUY.
>AND LIKE I SAID, I'M NOT A GOOD GUY, I'M NOT A BAD GUY, I'M THE GUY.
>AND IF YOU WANT THIS TITLE AT MONEY IN THE BANK ON THE WWE NETWORK, LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING.
>IMMA COCK THIS HERE FIST, AND SUPERMAN PUNCH YA OUT OF THE RING.
>AND YOU CAN BALEE DAT.
I'M NOT THE ARCHITECT
I'M NOT THE LUNATIC
I'M THE BEST BAIT ON /ASP/
>It's gonna be a slobber knocker
what did he mean by this?
>>1345790
can you stop with these
>>1345793
>he can't handle the bantz
kys
>>1345790
he meant that bells palsy was KICKING JR'S ASS LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE
>THE FUTURE HAS TO GO THROUGH ME
Does anyone else like the idea of a Cena that can't take that times are changing? It could work as a heel turn that feels natural for someone whose been face for this long, instead of him just coming out and randomly attacking faces or something
I mean, I doubt they'll do it, with AJ being the heel now and all, but I think its a pretty good idea fitting for the face of the company
>>1345565
Not accepting of the new era? Sounds like he and Sheamus need to team up, playa.
It would go like this.
>Huwahn turns heel.
>Fans cheer him more than when he was a face
>internet bitches about how he was turned heel and how it was wrong timing
I hope this means John becomes an evil dick.
His ability to be a heel is so natural
If they split up Jericho and Kevin Owens the brand split is officially dead to me
>>1345332
Kek who cares dweeb. You don't matter
>>1345343
How many trips you got carter?
>>1345343
>Dweeb
>Indeed, Becky Lynch and Dean Ambrose are my favourite wrestlers.
OP here wrong pic
>>1345243
PLEASE kys
You live paycheck to paycheck OP
Stop being trailer trash
So who's side you on? I love AJ but Gallows and Anderson are garbage imo those jobbers need to go back Japan and leave AJ and Cena to the big leagues.
With that said Team Cena or Team Alan Jackson?
>>1345141
I like Anderson, he is a funny dude and is a great talker, shame that WWE won't let him spitball ideas
Team Alan Jackson desu even tho Cena will go over clean no questions there
No matter who wins the AJ/Cena feud (spoiler: [spoiler/]it will be Cena[/spoiler]), the fans win.
They're two of the top 5 wrestlers in the world right now.
Reminder: Gallows and Anderson have only ever been mid tier talent. Nobody ever argued any different, especially people who watch NJPW. You obviously didn't watch them in Japan if you expected any different. They're not garbage, they're just ok. People are just excited about the Bullet Club in general coming to WWE because it has been a hot faction. They're fine in the spot they're in.
>>1345141
Both
Be honest: how swerved were you?
literally the most embarrassing shit i saw on raw baron needs to bury that loser already ziggler is garbage
I laughed, I liked it.
I am easily entertained.
>>1345116
They spent a few minutes building up how Ziggler used to be a great amateur wrestler and about how well he did in college. This was supposed to be a "technical wrestling" match (hence the head gear I suppose), but Ziggles just kicked Big Black Corbin in the nuts right away.
Has everyone here already accepted the fact that SmackDown is going live to give Triple H more experience at being a wrestling promoter while Vince McMahon is still alive? NXT was just the first step, especially the small tours, and now he's being promoted to running a live television show IRL while Raw will still be run by Vince McMahon but Shane McMahon will be the pretend figure-head for storyline purposes.
https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/735636638487957504
>Guys I'm pulling nonsense out of my ass
>implying more experience being a complete fuck up
Triple H doesn't know what's best for business
Rate my airsoft.
What's his gimmick and how will it work in WWE?
>>1344952
didn't paint the tip black 0/10
>>1345006
It's there to protect the barrel threads. I don't have a muzzle device yet.
