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>authority order: win the match without dropping to the second bar of stamina
>get attacked before the match
>start on red health and pink stamina
>>1244827
Please have sex
Why is it so slow?
I remember playing the one with cmskunk on the cover and it was alot faster
>>1244827
>surprised at 2k shit programming
Thoughts about Renee joining Total Divas?
>>1244699
i hope for good feet shots
Do they wrestle on Total Divas?
>>1244699
her farts probably smells good
>Muay Thai
Or
>Krav Maga
Primarily for Self Defense IF I ever happen to need it, this would include protecting my wife.
Currently leaning towards Muay Thai as Krav Maga is almost double the price in my area.... But think Krav Maga might be bettter suited for practical self defense purposes?
>>1244698
Muay Thai, the majority of krav is shit, and while some aspects of it make it fine for a supplemental martial art, it's not a good foundational style.
>>1244698
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FW0ZDByFvneBA-IsD-udfVzQZUJi27TY4sk7Fxw-TgQ/edit?usp=sharing
Here, I wrote this thing a while ago, it was received fairly well on here when I shared it.
>>1244698
Muay Thai, easy choice.
When will she ever wrestle and win the women's title?
With the heat she has? Never.
>>1244661
She already wrestles.
>win the women's title
fuck off
>>1244661
>when will she ever do dogfart and get blacked
FTFY
Remember when the tag team division was awesome?
Yeah! Remember when 2 Cool defended the SmackDown tag titles at Wrestlemania XX?
Oh wait, you don't. Nobody remembers that match at all. Bummer.
>>1244301
remember when sweaty anoa'i savages weren't forced down our throats and we actually found them entertaining?
Remember when you were a kid and you would roll your eyes when your parents talked about how much better things were in their day?
>if ya smell what the Rock is cooking!
What did he mean by this?
He meant the smell of the dead jews under the ring
>>1244243
New thread>>1244243
>>1244229
Farts.
HHH without a doubt, all his promos these days are replies to internet smarks, it isn't coincidental
>>1244011
He browses reddit. Reddit literally sends him fruit baskets after every Takeover and he thanked them on twitter.
>>1244011
>Triple H writes his promos
Get worked mark
I wish trips browses /asp/
Will he return? He's much better than Shane'O in literally everything. He's not just phoning it in, for one. I don't give a shit about Steph she can be eye-candy, but we need the COO, the King of Kings, the Cerebral Assassin, the Game back.
If they brand split and give Smackdown to Haitch/Authority, then at least his presence would make it less fucking shit.
nice bait
everyone is happy with out the 20 minute authority promos that open raw.
>>1243854
This
>>1243854
You see anon the thing is your opinion doesn't matter, as at the end of the day Triple H does what's best for business.
And quite frankly we need The Cerebral Assassin on RAW. He's The Game.
Hey, guyz, plz stop levin TNA an goin 2 nxt, k? Ur making me look bad 2 dady pandabux. Plz resin wit me an I gives you free TNA merchs to wares. U has take paykut, but iz ok, u get good deal on TNA merch, like 50% off. If u work ppv and don mind not get paid, u get discount of 25% instead. And if you no mind bouncie bouncie cheeks u get 5% discount! And better news, if u gud employee you get 2 pay full price for merch! Plz stay for auntie Dixie! No want have get reel job, I iz too old to go to unemployment office!
I feel bad for her.
So tell me some things about her to make her seem less sympathetic.
>>1243806
Why do u feel bad for her?
why doesn't he use his legend killer entrance ?
>>1243726
Killer =not pg
>>1243790
What's andersons and gallows finisher again?
>>1243822
Magic Benoit
Don't know if this is the right board for this.
I wan't to try unicycling.
What unicycle would be best to start out with? A 20" or a 24"?
I wan't a bike that is good for learning, but also capable to do tricks and jumping (not drops).
I am 170 cm (about 5.6 feet) and my inseams are about 30 inches.
>>1243675
MANLEEEEEEEEEET
>>1243675
>5' 6"
>I am 170 cm (about 5.6 feet) and my inseams are about 30 inches.
Will his return get a Conway pop?
Steve Austin pop
Yfw they don't want him to be over so they pipe in old Justin Bieber chants over the cheers
>>1243651
Yes. The average fan has already forgotten him.
>Dirtsheets this week report for the 15th year in a row that WWE is looking into doing a Wargames Match
Shield vs Bullet Club
Cena's Squadron vs Roman Empire
Team Shane vs The Authority
Wyatts vs Social Outcasts
at Summerslam or Survivor Series
do you want to see? should they do? what's the match you want to see?
Never liked the match, thought it was a clusterfuck. Also Reigns would go up against Wyatts whilst Team Cena vs Orton
>wyatts vs social outcasts
>>1243565
>Never liked the match, thought it was a clusterfuck
this is one of those matches, where the announcers have to do an above average job at explaining the rules and the concept, the spectacle of 2 rings and 2 cages is enough for the live crowd, they probably need a better way of signaling the finish tho
Payback predictions
>jericho beats ambrose clean
>roman beats styles clean
>miz beats cesaro clean
>ryback beats calisto clean
>>1243534
>Jericho beats Ambrose clean
>>1243534
sasha farts on charlie to cost her the match
>jerishill beats dean
Because dean is winning mitb
>roman beats aj
Aj face feud with gay boyz and le flippy demon
>vesaro beats miz
Cesaro winning th belt
>ryback beats kalisto
Ryback makes us title good again
FEED
>>1243415
Whats so good about ryback?
Please no phil me...
>>1243420
YOU MUST BE A MANLET NERD.
ONLY MANLET NERDS WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE RYBACKS GREATNESS
>>1243432
Please no bully man.
I just want to know the hype for ryback
