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ITT: match graphics
:-( RIP in peace
>>1084797
Back when CM Punk was a jobber
this is supposed to be pretty good. have any of you seen it?
>>1084742
>Pretty good
If you like octagenarian has-beens shuffling around a ring, then...sure
>>1084742
Grandmasters of jobbers from an era where wrestling was PAINFUL to watch
If you are going to watch 80s wrestlers, they better have some kind of personality.
MIGHTY MACABEE
>TV show has a wrestling segment
>500 pound dudes in masks doing body slams and headlocks
>>1084402
SAUCE PLEASE
>>1084416
>diantha rule 34
just
>wrestling segment
>crowd is all overweight rednecks in flannel shirts
Why was he so awesome?
>can't wrestle
>gassed out after 5 minutes with a fucking cruiserweight
>mic skills amount to "you're next"
>used tights that put all the attention to his huge dick instead of his slightly above average muscles
>bald
>weird face
I don't understand.
>>1084388
probably the D
>>1084388
>Why was he so awesome?
because WCW fans were jealous of Stone Cold and then this guy came along who kind of looks like Stone Cold except more angry
"HE'S TOUGHER THAN STONE COLD WCW FOR LIFE"
>>1084391
But that doesn't explain why I thought he was awesome when I watched him as a kid in 2003-2004. I had no idea what WCW was.
What's your favorite Rumble match? Least favorite? Who would you like to see win the Rumble in 2017?
>>1084386
>What's your favorite Rumble match?
2005 was pretty good
>Least favourite
2015 was an awful match from start to finish
>Rumble 2017
Dean
>>>1084386 (OP)
>>What's your favorite Rumble match?
>2007
>>Least favourite
>2016
>>Rumble 2017
>Seth
>>1084386
>Favourite
2004
>Least favourite
2015 and 2016
>Rumble 2017
Bray
Everything he touches turns to gold
RuRu
>>1084280
Rusev
Dean Ambrose
Daily reminder that if you get upset over your favorite wrestler not winning a fake champion you should probably stop watching it or stop acting like a man-child
>>1084217
But my favorite wrestler is winning the title at WM
Indeed
If you think the IWC is bad now have a look at these threads
>If Hogan turns heel - 1996
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/Y4GlSh0NJLY
>The Rock Sucks - 2000
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.pro-wrestling.wwf/x0cIlJrXFaQ
>DX is Dead - 2000
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.pro-wrestling.wwf/6TLLMBi0770
>Is stone Cold dying out - 1999
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.pro-wrestling.wwf/sRE-AS1Blc8
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>No, the fact of the matter is still that he is a two move person.
>(Big Ol' Boot, Big Ol' Leg) If he starts to job >some, and he develops
>some wrestling skills, then maybe. I don' >think I have to worry about
>that though.
"what's the point of asking this question? Hogan will never ever become a
heel....it's concievably possible, but that would be financial suicide to
WCW ......they would have lost most if not all of the mark market"
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.pro-wrestling.wwf/8-fc9phCACY
>I can just imagine that ...
>
>Stone Cold "Give me a beer"
>Girlfriend "Get your own beer!"
>Stone Cold "WHAT?"
>*glass shatters*
>STUNNER !
>Ctrl+F
>no Pyceb appreciation thread
>foreign scum shitting up the WWE
fuck off. take him, sheamus, del rio, barrett, cesaro, balor and becky lynch and fucking decapitate the faggot scum. none of them fucking rats deserve to breathe, let alone shit up the wwe
>>1083643
Why are trump supporters so autistic?
>>1083686
Probably a falseflag, an accurate one though
fuck off
>>1083554
kys
>>1083552
dat foreshadowing
3: People Say she has a Good Ass and Boobs while she is Flat as Hell and has a RatFace
2 :she is Average in The Ring Besides to or 3 submissions nothing special. Alexa Bliss is way Better Atleast she has Highflying moves
1:She Only Gets pushed Because she Is Related To Snoop dogg.
WAITING FOR BUTTHURT SMARKS .
>Blissfags
Not falling for your rat trap
>>1083461
Nice b8, you rustled my anus.
One reason you're huge faggot.
1: This Post.
What did they mean by this?
Jesus christ CM Punk is such a skinnyfat nerd
You think this fucker could lift a weight or two and put in a little effort?
My Wreddit response:
>Are they really trying to get the IWC to like Roman Reigns by highlighting the fact he once fought our King CM Punk? This is a poor attempt at trying to make Roman look strong.
My normal response:
>This is literally just a status about 2 wrestlers who once fought.
>>1083458
>This is literally just a status about 2 wrestlers who once fought.
This is true. WWE doesn't autistically hate Punk. It's the other way round.
Is Pokken /asp/ related?
Asp isn't furry,try /b/ or /co/
>>1083368
If you can get Beato and his pokefag pals here, then sure.
![WWE.NXT.2016.03.16..mp4_snapshot_31.37_[2016.03.17_00.56.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FWxa7vw.jpg "WWE.NXT.2016.03.16..mp4_snapshot_31.37_[2016.03.17_00.56.20].jpg")
M-m-m-muh dick
>>1083118
1+1 vs 0+2
Seems like a fair fight.
>>1083120
I hope your referring to kayfabe strength over there buddy
>>1083125
I was referring to ass size, but I guess kayfabe power levels works too.
Is There Any Chance Triple H Wins At Mania?
Or Will He Just End Up Living Paycheck To Paycheck
>>1082981
>Is There Any Chance Triple H Wins At Mania?
No
>>1082981
He is not going over at Mania. Even as a swere it would not be considered.I think they are going to some shenanigans and interference but he's not walking out with the belt.
>>1083147
Is there any conceivable way to get the belt on reigns without him being booed into oblivion
