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>>1384104
Goats, not horses
>>1384104
actually sasha is pretty GOAT at botching
Rollins and Cena returns did not do shit and Reigns as champs has been a failure. I don't know if things would randomly get better if he drops it, though.
How would you make the ratings go up asp???
>>1383990
Firing the Hollywood writers for starts.
>>1383990
>Rollins and Cena returns did not do shit
Did you expect them to?
I mean, Cena, MAYBE, but Rollins? He's had a short and very poor track record himself.
Either way, Roman's the focus, so I don't see how they're supposed to make a monumental impact.
>>1384000
Fuck off beaner.
Polite reminder that any given talent is never responsible for a decline in the product/ratings. Its the lazy writing and piss poor booking that are to blame. If the product is shit overall, people tune out.
>>1383904
Not entirely true.
You could have the best writers and bookers in the world but if the talent are botching retards with no mic skills and look like shit it's still going to fail.
Polite reminder that the current downswing in ratings directly coincides with the beginning of Reigns's main event push.
Polite reminder that last year's RAWafterMania was the highest-rated episode in almost FIVE years.
Polite reminder that this year's didn't even outdraw the post-Royal Rumble show.
>Romarks BTFO
>>1383907
Yes but the problem WWE has is the opposite. They have great in ring talent and a handfull of excellent talkers. But the creative team either doesnt know how to book a wrestling show ir refuses to put effort into it.
Ramen is a perfect example.
Vince has pushed him harder than even Diesel or Lex Luger. And on his best day he gets mild cheers overshadowed by BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
There were a dozen other ways to build him up that could have made him number 1 to marks and smarks alike. But creative...
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What is that move called?
>>1383773
The Booty-hole
IT'S THE BOOTY STRETCH MAGGLE HAHA THEYRE JUST HAVING FUN
>>1383773
The Bend Over by random gay nigger wearing pink and rainbows on LGBT attack victims appreciation night showing how homosexuals touch boys so that america can truly appreciate faggot culture of homos pretending to hit each other
Post The Bo$$'s sexy pics, gifs, and videos.
>>1383685
I found a good looking image of Sasha
JJJAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNNN CEEEENNNNNAAAAAAAA
Championshiiiaaaaaaaaaaap
The measuring stick: Michael Buffer
>The next contest is scheduled for
>ONE FALL!
>mmmmMAKING his way to the ring,
>weighing in at THREE HUNDRED and
>TWENTY
>TWO
>POUNDS
>from VENICE BEACH,
>CA-LI-FORNIA......
>(Hulk)
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-GAN!
GOAT 2bh, fem.
Are submission finishers dead?
no, just out of fashion because they don't look REALLY STRONG on video games.
>>1383514
This, you guys played ufc 2 but? that's how you make a submission look strong.
>>1383512
They might as well be. It's disappointing, because most of my favourite finishing moves are submission holds, but these days, tap outs never feel exciting enough. Compare when Jack Swagger puts in the Patriot Lock to when Kurt Angle held the World Heavyweight Championship. Only Based Rusev can make it look painful like with what he did with Kalisto but c'mon, a camel clutch? Not the most glamorous finisher.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGpqUK9gG7p/
Thoughts /asp/? No memes
Thoughts /asp/? No memes
>>1383475
See ya
>>1383475
R.i.p and I hope everyone can find new jobs. That's about it.
>>1383475
I blame one man...
BROTHER NEEROOOOOO
http://www.cagesideseats.com/2016/6/14/11937510/wwe-raw-ratings-june-13-2016-viewers-fall-below-3-million-against-nba-playoffs
>shieldettys in charge of being draws
1.) Basketball finals were happening
2.) E3 was happening
With such a weak product I had no interest in watching Raw on Monday. If something else is on i'll watch it
>>1383006
>If something else is on i'll watch it
This. just wait till football starts. I know I am gone.
Last time I checked out early, right after fucking Shemus won MITB I was done till RR.
Seriously, wtf were they thinking having Shemus win mitb?
>>1383026
>Seriously, wtf were they thinking having Shemus win mitb?
I think they're just stuck in a liquidity trap of sorts. They want to build new stars, but the product is shit so they have to rely on old stars. Hence, when you give the new stars the ball, people immediately lose interest and they have to quickly go back to the old stars.
Not saying Sheamus is "new" by any means, but he's also not a hardened veteran
When was the last time you guys BOLIEVED?
I've always believed! One day hell inspire us all by winning a world championship.
That one social outcasts segment where Bo is really uncharacteristically pissed and I thought he was gonna betray them and go on a solo run
>>1382972
hi carter
KINSHASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>steeples fingers thoughtfully
That was well scouted by X!
>implying based Graves isn't the best heel commentator in the world right now
|S|T|A|Y|. .|W|R|K|D|
How do you go from one of the greatest heels of all time to the worst commentator of all time?
>>1382808
Senility
Having Vince and company screaming in your ear can fuck up your mind
BALLGAME! OBSCURE SPORTS REFERENCE. THIS CROWD SURE DOES HAVE AN OPINION ON ROMAN REIGNS.
thoughts of this guy?
he's pretty good overall imo, good mic skills, great finisher but boy did he just blew eveything up in tna slammiversary
>le slipped twice
>le promo botch
THATS JUST A SLICE OF LIFE!
>>1382672
LITERALLY FUCKING WHO?!?
>>1382681
Eli Drake
dummy
>>1382682
I'll say it again
LITERALLY FUCKING WHO!?!
How can Sami survive in water?
>ywn bury your head in between his thighs while he whispers sweet geordie nothings
why even live
>>1382572
>it's husbando
Also Baron Corbin
![cf2e4a86241a6b41c3dc37410746004f_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wi37WWy.jpg "cf2e4a86241a6b41c3dc37410746004f_crop_north[1].jpg")
>shit in the ring
>shit in the mic
>shit look
>can't count
Why is this guy still employed?
>shit in the ring
>shit look
>>1382553
>bald
>massive nipples
>>1382549
To appease reddit
