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Two words: workrate. Bitch all you want about vanilla midgets like you think you're Kebin Nash, but at least they can go. Roman Reigns fucking sucks.
>>1388498
Big sexy might have been complete shit as a champ, and almost killed the company. But he was still a more believable champion than Chris "family man" beniot.
>>1388498
Benoit was totally believable as champion. He was jacked and intense as fuck. He definitely seemed like he could rip the average man's head off.
>>1388520
So you never ever watched a benoit match
Good to know
Is it autism?
>>1388339
Why is he so cute bros
>>1388733
Stay triggered, shitlord
Why can't he just wear a helmet?
What kind of SAWFT fugasi wears protective gear to a fistfight?
>>1388243
Helmet + Eugene gimmick, but with Bryan's old moveset.
That's just tasteless enough to work!
>>1388243
Because helmets don't protect you from concussions, ya dumb manlet. Gain height, have sex, read a book.
We might actually have good commentary now. Who do you think should take the pedophile's place?
>>1388108
Byron Saxton.
>We might actually have good commentary now.
Do you seriously think the King was the problem?
Corey Graves
What are some examples of gimmicks you haven’t seen in wrestling yet and would you think they would have a chance of getting over?
Honestly...I want a Serial Killer gimmick. And I don’t mean shit like Marty the Moth or Samuel Shaw who have the potential to be booked like serial killers because of how fucked in the head they pretend to me.
I want a gimmick that is identical to that of Jigsaw Killer of the Saw franchise. A long term angle that starts off small with jobbers who magically start going missing. Stephanie doesn’t care because “LOL i’m above...
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If he took out the jobbers the roster would be smaller, and how would you bring them back if he's a Serial Killer?
Shit idea to be honest lad
>>1387789
We'd have to iron out the kinks
and besides Vince would probably consider the gimmick because only an hr of actual wrestling happens within the 3 hours of Raw and some of the highest rated episodes of Raw have like zero actual wrestling in them
>>1387790
you can't iron out killing someone, and how is this supposed to result in a feud? If nobody knows who the serial killer is how is the person with the gimmick supposed to get heat? this is honestly probably the worst idea I've ever heard of and I've heard some shit
What's the best current gimmick and why is it pic related
>>1387638
That's not Big BASED Matt
>>1387638
Orlando shooter missed the guy in the left. :(
Am I crazy for actually missing this piece of shit? I used to hate it as much as everyone else but something about it just makes it feel prestigious and important, something that the current one is lacking. Don't get me wrong, I think the current one is much more physically appealing but it feels like it just doesn't matter yknow? Could it just be nostalgia or something?
>>1387516
I just like it more because it has a lot more gold
>>1387516
Horrible false flag.
>>1387516
It's bad compared to the 2 designs before it but I miss it too, I associate that belt with Cena and Punk and the product was much better with them on top instead of the Shield shit we have now.
When was the last time you got extremely worked?
When Roman kicked out of styles clash onto a chair. I bought that 3 hard
>>1386978
Probably Mark Henry retiring.
That was genuinely surprising top me.
>>1386978
When Dean pinned Haitch at Roadblock
>tfw we'll never see a trio this great again
Why even be a wrestling fan?
Have you watched any of the Blade Runners' matches on YT? They're just a Road Warriors copy with even less technical skill than H+A.
Cool to see two future top guys tagging, but damn they suck.
>>1385854
Two future legends with zeb
>>1385836
Bump
>i'm going back to catering
What did he mean by this?
He ate the cake off the floor first, before summer or seth.
Look in the camera kev.
He will debut at MITB
>Screencap this
Real talk is Finn Balor a homo
>>1385726
Fine, but I won't like it.
>>1385727
Unlikely, considering he broke in Becky almost 15 years ago
>tfw ambrose will get buried by based fatass on sunday and carter will leave forever
how will you celebrate /wwe/?
i want a cooking show with fat ass
I already cucked him off the site today: >>1385616
>>1385696
I'll make a celebration thread inviting /wwe/ and the rest of /asp/.
KO really wants that cake.
>>1384769
HE'S
>>1384770
FAT
>>1384802
Dean's not just loosing money in the bank.
>>1384611
Because based Kevin Owens was eating cake off the floor and then fucked off to catering.
>>1384611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY0q47TA6o4
It's from this episode. But she was totally checking the fuck out of him.
post the pic where Renee favorited Seth's dick pic tweet
Am I a mark for wearing wrestling apparel in public?
Pic related is what I'm wearing in public
>>1384369
I'd wear that shirt too if it didn't have the retarded back design and WWE logo
It would be fine if it wasn't for the FUCKING SHIT ON THE BACK THAT THEY PUT ON EVERY SHIRT.
>>1384374
I'm ok with shit on the back in most cases. I just hate the authetic wear logo. at least its smaller and better looking than the old one.
