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>>1359594
>ywn honk Becky's nose
Think she'll be on the MiTB card? I can see a tag match
>>1359594
God I love her
I'm actually kinda rooting for Chris Jericho to win at MITB. I know it doesn't make much sense for him to win but I feel like he might have just one last title run in him, until he fucks off back to whatever else he does for good. He's probably the most entertaining guy on the roster right now and he's never even won a MITB match, a match that he created. As much as I'd like to see KO win, I just don't ever see them pulling the trigger on him or him actually winning anything other than the IC belt. Dean would be fucking awful as champion, Cesaro...
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Please have sex
>>1389414
This picture would be a thousand times better if it was AJ Styles on the chair
>>1389433
Kek
>This is considered a "WWE Superstar" in 2016
>>1388903
The boom era is over. WWE have to take what they can get.
It was considered a superstar through every era you underaged cunt
So...is he just a big fake in everything he does?
>>1388827
HOLY SHIT
CM PUNK BTFO
ILMANITI CONFIRMED
>>1388827
She's holding it in her left hand
>>1388836
Her left arm is straight down. Unless shes fucking elastic women its clearly finna cm punk holding it dweeb
Why is this match happening again?
>>1388704
cuz ziggles says he is a real technical wrestler and the other guy is like it don't matter I'm gone beat u up and they have been doing it for like 3 months
The writers have nothing else for them.
>>1388704
They'll stop wrestling when you stop posting carter
Post your favs
>>1388567
>>1388567
I miss this finisher. I'd like to see Dana use it if she improves but right now she's not worthy.
>>1388584
Poor guy
How do you guys feel about this?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/wwe-letting-brock-lesnar-wwe-180328744.html
>>1388558
Nice. His theme is great.
>>1388558
That's awesome. Hope he beats Hunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM9j-s5fcXg
>post yfw
>Seth beats Roman by Club interference
>The end of MITB is The new ace of The Club Is the WWEWH Champion Sef Rollins beside the new WWE Tag champs Gun & Gallows standing over a passed out Reigns
>>1388382
>more 20 minute long promos from seth
>more of the champ getting pinned clean every week
Fuck off. I'd rather have Roman. Seth was one of the worst champions of all time.
>>1388382
AJ and Seth are two main eventers so it would never happen. Balor is probably going to be in because he could easily be the midcard guy of the group.
>>1388389
+18
You'll miss ol' fisty yet?
Yes. I even miss the 3 oval thing from the AE. Why did Smackdown have the better venues?
>>1388198
>First episode of live Smackdown
>Pyro going off as the show starts, looks like a regular set
>The fist then bursts through the wall
Do you mark?
Yeah it was pretty based
So what's Kevin Owens excuse for still being a fatass.
Even based Bray is going full bearmode.
>excuse
Working your marky ass.
I've seen people wearing KO "Fight Owens Fight" shirts in public on two occasions and both times the guys were morbidly obese. The first guy was in a rascal and missing a foot.
>>1388190
>Implying it's not a part of his look now.
It'd be like if Samoa Joe or Mark Henry slimmed down. They've looked like that too long for it to look right.
What went wrong?
Randy Orton being fragile
Made of glass
>>1387817
He was a terrible worker, many people even Cena complained about him.
You can see that Vince had high expectations for him but he doing drugs during such an important feud and the complains killed him.
>wrestling fans are contemptuous pieces of shit. they've never been in the ring, taken a bump, or worked a match that wasn't on their mattress, and that anyone would bother to pay seeing. they get on the internet and write all this shit like they know everything, but they don't know crap because they've never been in the buisness
Is he right?
And yet we're the reason he put food on his table for his family for a good portion of his life.
>>1387682
I love how much marks and people getting heat hate the iwc. But the wwe has no problem shilling their shit online.
>buy wwe network sub plox xD
Get used to it, Vince, nobody wants your pet Samoan. We know youre a closet homosexual.
>>1387682
A movie critic doesn't need to make movie to critique a movie.
A food reviewer doesn't need to be a professional chef to critique the food.
To that regard its just a bunch old pro wrestlers who are marks for themselves that don't want people to comment on their fuck ups and short comings.
I don't need to take a bump to know you botched a fucking suplex.
There are people out there that consider people who due pure hardcore matches i.e like majority CZW as actual wrestling and not just idiots hitting each other with random objects to make up for their lack of wrestling ability.
Remember any retard can stiff another person with a chair.
Unless you're Shean Michael and can actually wrestle a ladder/foreign object then you can't wrestle.
That means you New Jack.
This post sounded like it was written by an escaped lunatic but I agree with it.
I've tried watching blood and guts stuff and it's just stupid. It's mostly for while trash and other degenerates.
Any idiot can punchkicky their way to a dull brawl as well.
>>1387678
Thats why i for one disliked the osprey vs ricochet match.
Sure it was a good show of athleticism but, then what? Was i at a circus or a wrestling match?
Ospery's next match where he sold the leg the entire match was amazing on the other hand.
Notice how Tyler Breeze and Seth Rollins look at the camera but Kevin Owens can't stop looking at the cake.
He seriously can't control himself
What a disgusting pig
>>1387641
Literally the only time he ate any cake in the entire video, divas ate the thing off the floor ffs
the board name will stay the same, but NBA threads will be directed here.
college basketball, WNBA and int'l basketball will remain on /sp/.
This move was forced by the repeated rigging and scripting of NBA events. It is not longer a true sport.
Sorry for any confusion.
Ayyy
we /apehoop/ now
watch out for Carter though
>>1387594
>scripting of NBA events
How?
>>1387594
Explain yourself
