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I've decided to become a professional mma fighter.
How do?
like, where do I go to fight?
If youre over 6' go to ur local wrestling gym and become a pro wrestler instead.
>>1373237
I am not, and also I already know how to fight. I just want to know where I go to become a professional, like how do I sign up?
>>1373251
Well if ur under 6' i guess you could do flippy shit. Thats what all the internet kiddies seem to like nowadays
What is /wwe/'s dream match and why is it Tanahashi vs. Cena?
>>1372759
Cena v Nakamura
Nakamura v Taker
Reigns v Taker
Wyatt v Styles
Cena v Reigns
Dean Ambrose vs Stone Cold
John Cena vs Roman Reigns
Undertaker vs Sting
Seth Rollins vs Shawn Michaels
Brock Lesnar vs Vader
>Dean Ambrose vs. Stone Cold
That sounds terrible.
Is there any other cuter female wrestler than her? Everyone else seems oversexed
>>1372026
She's ancient
>>1372026
Bliss
>>1372030
How underage do you have to be to find a 34 year old ancient?
Vince has called on you to be the creative writer in charge of a storyline, what do you do and how?
I'll start, with Chris Jericho.
>Money In The Bank
>Jericho actually looks like he may win the briefcase
>Del Rio costs him the match at the last second, before getting caught in Owens and Zayn brawling
>Neither Jericho or Del Rio win (Maybe Ambrose does to set up a triple threat at Mania)
>Earlier in the...
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>>1371505
>Hold up there playa, 6 Man tag match, Social Outcasts vs Del Rio, Jericho and Rusev, if Social Outcasts win, Heath will be added to the Title match at SS
>Del Rio, Rusev and Jericho start arguing during the match, and during the confusion Slater grabs Jericho in a roll up for the win
>Feud continues for the rest of the month, Jericho gets to say "Stupid Idiot" a lot, JBL can get his fill of "MEXICO'S GREATEST EXPORT" Heath says "BAY BAY" a bunch
>Summerslam
>Everyone gets their spots in, Heath isn't actually doing a bad job even though we all know he's there to take the loss
>During the match Del Rio and Rusev get into a brawl with Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel outside the ring
>Jericho gets Heath in a Liontamer and Heath taps in the middle of the ring
>He finally wins the US title, the final championship for his collection since he's already won every other title that matters in some way at least once in his career
From here on, Jericho can carry the belt through Night of Champions, and drop it to Rusev at Survivor Series, that could then lead to a League of Nations feud for the belt while Jericho can go on to a new feud heading towards Mania, maybe with Bray Wyatt, who goes over Jericho, possibly even leading to Jerichos retirement and inevitable Hall Of Fame induction
What do you guys think? Good? Shit?
I've probably not accounted for a lot of stuff but I would just love to see Jericho win the US Title to have the full set, plus I feel that having Jericho in contention for the belt along with a few other guys will raise the value of the belt a little, make it seem important enough that more than one guy wants to go after it at once, and at no point does Rusev lose a match clean, so we can build his stock back up as a monster.
Good idea. Jericho would elevate the US championship nicely
>>1371505
So you would give the last heat of jericho to... Del Rio ? Make him job to Zayn/Crews instead
Old thread: >>1364181
Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
Please do NOT spam random airsoft images you found on google image results as it eats up the image limit too fast.
>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd
>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>International...
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>>1371351
>How do you upgrade your guns?
Shim, hop rubber/nub, barrel, motor, spring (usually downgrade), wiring, some form of mounting for optic if required.
It's best to wait until you know what needs replacing before tinkering though, a lot of decent guns develop problems when people 'upgrade' just for the sake of it.
Rate my CQC gear
>>1371502
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Your favourite wrestling body?
Mine is Shawn Michaels (circa 97)
Shawns Physique in the mid/late 90's was very impressive. He has a naturally lean frame and his ample muscle mass really complemented this. Great defined abs and body shape that could make any girl blush. An aspect i loved of his body was the rugged coating of body hair. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find my self watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any dance move he performed really showcased his pristine...
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I think we may have different standards.
>>1370179
based AUS
Why does Dean Ambrose attract the worst fans on Earth? Is it their inferiority complex to the fact Roman Reigns is superior in every way possible?
>>1378523
God u r stupid
and like clockwork the autist is here in less than a minute to shitpost. Kek he must just sit refreshing the catalogue 24/7
>>1378573
Shut it dweeb
>le new owner of TNA man
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
>>1377984
WHAT'S WILLY CORBIN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
InfoWars/TNA invasion angle when?
>Alex Jones wins the TNA title
would mark tbqh
will Leeann mcadoo become a knockout?
He's never coming back to WWE, is he? ;_;
>>1377816
Nope; not as long as HHH has a pulse.
nigga hes like 100 years old get over it.
>people honestly think we'll never see Angle in a WWE ring again
WWE are just waiting for him to get over his suicidal desire to wrestle. After which point they'll be much more likely to bring him in to do some quick business and sell some merch.
BROTHER NERO SHALL FALL
>outlel wrestling
>>1377436
>outlel
>>1377439
Shut it dweeb
Will you actually watch it?
>go to tna show to witness brother neros end
>get shot
>>1377354
brother nero is actually joker sting
>TNA
>in 2016
Good God no, you can all follow the reddit bullshit memes of "brother nero", but that still doesnt excuse that its actually dumb as all fuck, and i want nothing to do with it.
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Is Darren Young okay?
What about AJ?
>>1377053
havent heard from y2justicho, is he safe?
What is this?
This faggot has been ROH World Champion for fucking 358 fucking days and has gone over fucking EVERYONE
Literally fucking EVERYONE! To give you guys an example as to whose next up the list as to whom is going to facing this fucker its either Jay Briscoe or Roderick Strong...two people Jay has defeated multiple fucking times by now
Why is ROH's roster paperthin?
Did he have a rematch with Cabana?
B A S E D
LETHAL
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>>1376792
He's not getting a rematch. Cabana is shilling GFW now
Lethal is a Tweener right now feuding a one man war against The Young Bucks while Roderick Strong whose bitching about how Bobby Fish and Dalton Castle fucked him out of the ROH TV Championship is getting his ROH World Championship back hell or high water
When will he debut?
When Roman gets hungry for ramen.
>>1376759
From what I remember hearing 2-3 weeks ago he's getting fed to Ce- err, I mean, debuting, in July.
>night after Battleground
>Roman has finished feud with Seff and has walked away with the title
>"I told all yall that I am The Guy"
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>http://youtu.be/-cZ7ndjhhps
How hard do you mark?
How hard does the crowd mark?
I would keep on sitting in my seat, while making fun of Ambro on my smart phone.
>implying cena wont put him over
>>1376317
kill yourself
