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>"it was all part of god's plan for WWE not to sign me originally"
Why would god give a shit about pro wrestling, AJ?
It's just the Bible version of: "Everything happens for a reason."
Questioning god is blasphemy.
>>1407514
God doesn't, but his kid loves AJ
>Hey dude, what style are you practicing?
>Oh... what?
>Dude, that stuff wouldn't work in a street fight... street fighting is MY style, lemme interrupt your workout and show you-
Does anyone else hate these faggots? I mean, clearly styles like boxing or wrestling have their disadvantages, and stuff like aikido is just plain useless. But half the time, these clowns are just stating the abundantly obvious shit you already knew ("Dude, like, I could totally stop your...
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>>1407213
wing chun fag detected
>>1407213
It's called sparring dude.
Just ask him to show his super deadly skills and proceed to clown the ever loving shit out of him.
If you can't even do that then you should kill yourself my man.
>>1407274
Oh don't get me wrong; I try to get them to spar each fucking time, but they always do the stereotypical "i don't wanna hurt you, lol" shit, or you hit them once and they give up and go on about how shitty your punches are
>** SPOILERS ** WWE Main Event Tapings For This Week
>* Zack Ryder defeated WWE United States Champion Rusev in a non title match. Dolph Ziggler was talking to Lana, leading to Rusev getting distracted
>>1407105
>doubt.jpeg
>>1407105
>Zack Ryder defeated WWE United States Champion Rusev
YES RYDER PUSH
> Dolph Ziggler was talking to Lana, leading to Rusev getting distracted
Oh....
>>1407105
I thought it was a Ryder push but it was actually just the return of one of the worst programs of the decade, I hope you're rusing, OP.
>"Y'all niggas, know I got that sherm, and purple sour duper type shit on deck senpai-o."
>"any y'all niggas looking for some white girl, or that Bobby brown?"
What did he mean by this?
>>1406703
Stop. You are making Roman too based.
>>1406703
KEK
>>1406703
Now this is a Ramen I can get behind and cheer for!
Somebody send this to Stamford!
Will they acknowledge it on TV, pham?
>>1406671
"No"
>>1406671
Gotta wait until tomorrow when Smackdown airs or when spoilers are put out.
I haven't watched WWE since I got rid of my cable about a year ago, but now I'm tempted to buy the WWE network. Is the storyline good enough to warrant paying 10 bucks a month at the moment?
right now, it's at the best it's been in a while
i'd say get the free month, watch battleground and the raws and smackdowns, and if you like it enough shell out 10 bucks for summerslam
it's $9.99 retard.
Get hulu if you want to watch current Raws and Smackdowns.
Take refuge here fellow Anti-smarks. We can regroup. We've fended off worse than Diet Pillman.
Who de we turn to now?
Big Cass? Baron Corbin? Mojo Rawley?
>>1406313
You can't turn to Cass because smarks over-rate him.
Corbin and Mojo are viable. Mojo's your better bet because he has ass-based offense and will get a shitty forced push.
>>1406313
The next World Heavyweight Champion, Apollo Crews
>Tall
>Dark
>Handsome
>Muscular
>Plays video games
>Smokes weed
>Millions of girls want his dick
>Woringk the smarks so bad, that they are happy for his suspension
How can one man be so based?
>>1406161
How can one shitpost be so bad?
When you look at Roman you actually think he doesn't do weed unlike Dean Ambrose
>>1406161
ROMAN... REIGNS... THE GUY WHO SMOKES LOTS OF POT
ROMAN... REIGNS... THE FANS HATE HIM A LOT
ROMAN... REIGNS... THE MAN WHO DOES ALL THE ROIDS
ROMAN... REIGNS... HE WILL SOON BE UNEMPLOYED
This is a work you dumb marks. Did you honestly think they would waste a shield triple threat on battleground?
>>1405559
>>1405559
You're delusional.
>>1405559
He's back in time for Battleground though
Did they?
>>1405000
Of course. They all did her.
>>1405000
Them Sunny days!
BTW, just glanced her porno...omg what an abomination. I hope they only gave her pocket change for that.
>>1405000
She was so hot, man I wish she did porn.
>"For all the dudes chanting that I can't wrestle, calm down, relax, take a sip of your bear and shut your mouth"
it was fucking retarded for the idiots to chant that at him, they probably don't even know why they don't like him, just think its cool to shit on him
For that reason was necessary a turn heel for him.
If he is a face, he can't respond the insults lile that people deserve. Now, like heel or tweener, he can naturally call idiots to the crowd
>>1404383
Agreed. Those idiots actually paid for their tickets and most of those money would go to this piece of shit.
I'm hoping against hope that maybe they learned their lesson and next time they'll stay at home.
>not a single unassisted win in literally 8 straight months
I get she is a heel but couldn't they at least try to make her appear to be a real threat?
>le dirtiest player's daughter
what do you expect?
>>1404225
At least Ric Flair would win matches by himself.
>heel champion is chickenshit and never wins clean
where have I seen this
![seth-rollins-wwe-100615-wwe-ftr-oq30m7njcrto1itytik6my342-182297[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vOrV5jf.jpg "seth-rollins-wwe-100615-wwe-ftr-oq30m7njcrto1itytik6my342-182297[1].jpg")
Curbstomp was GOAT but I understand why it was banned. Then he used the pedigree because the authority shitmick but now doesn't make any sense to use it. I always hoped he would come up with something new for his return but nope, pedigree again.
*Desperately needS. Yeah sorry for making your eyes bleed.
>>1400483
Any suggestions/ideas
I actually have no idea
>>1400483
Spear.
ITT: the year 2000
If WCW and ECW join their forces, they could beat WWF
>Benoit world champion
What the fuck is going on with WCW?! Next time they probably gonna make some Hollywood actor champ too.
>>1400324
the rock is overrated and anyone who likes him is a manlet nerd
my mankind is winning the belt off him!
what went wrong?
>>1399451
Other then the "universe" rebelling after having him shoved down our throats?
Nothing.
>>1399451
Everything
Pushed down our throats 24/7 to the point where the fans began to actively resent him.
If they had let him slowly build up a fanbase people wouldn't despise him.
