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>You see your father over there? He's a LOSER. Happy father's day!
What was the implication here?
>be black
>touch vince mcmahons arm
>60 day vacation for being an uppity nigger
>a welcome back asswhooping from Rusev in front of your own children on Father's day
>?????
>profitnotfound.exe
>>1410958
Based Rusev saved a kid by putting away his creepy kissing father.
>>1410997
He probably would've diddled his asshole had Titus won.
I am the best in the world at what I do do you understand what I am saying to you right now?
>>1410816
>>1410823
you STUPID idiot
>>1410940
I am fully reminded of who he sounds like whenever he says that.
So, this is still going to happen?
Seems pretty obvious that they knew about Roman's discrepancies beforehand, yet still booked it; they wouldn't book it just to call it rescind it.
RoRo gets a 30 day rest-up and cushy re-entry into the Main Event?
Seems disconnected, even by their standards. They have to know he'll get shit on MASSIVELY by that PPV crowd.
"Yes"
Dean will retain though
>>1410811
Dean is dropping it at SummerSlam. The summer of Ambrose is upon us.
>>1410815
Is it really you??? Call me a dweeb, call me a dweeb, please please call me a manlet dweeb!!! :) :) :)
What are your thoughts on going to shows alone?
I haven't been to a live show in a really long time, and I would love to go especially since I'm much smarkier than I was in the past, but none of my friends watch wrestling and they'd probably roast the fuck out of me if I even suggested that they come.
Wat do? Would it be creepy if I went by myself?
nah man it's cool just make sure you don't smell bad
It's no different than going to a movie alone, sure people might make fun of you for it, but fuck it go and enjoy it, it's better than not going at all
>>1410779
>Americans are so cucked that going to a movie or wrestling event alone is seen as 'creepy'
There is absolutely nothing wrong with it
SEPTEMBER 10, 2016
Mark the date on your calendars!
UFC 203, the day haters and anti-smarks will be btfo for all eternity!
>Mark the date
that is of course until it inevitably gets pushed back, over and over again
It's also in the same arena he walked out on WWE in
>>1410741
Fucking poetic. The same arena where he retired at the top of the WWE is where he'll start his run to the top of the UFC.
Absolutely based. CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!
How do you feel about the world champion and women's champion appearing on tv every week?
Personally I prefer the way NXT does it. Joe and Asuka only appear like once a month. It makes them seem like a big deal and truly the top people in their division. It makes me more exicted to see them when they do show up. I liked Brock's reign for this very reason. The world champ should almost never wrestle on free TV.
I want fewer belts and fighting champions
>>1410717
I hate it. Brock's reign made me want to stop watching.
>>1410717
They should appear regularly (not necessarily weekly) for brief interviews and segments. She shouldn't be massively involved or have too many matches. As it happens now, they wrestle every week and appear in several more segments. It's too much exposure, which leads to people getting bored with their reign.
Why overweight betas hate him so much?
>>1410408
Has nobody shooped "steroids" onto that cup yet
>>1410414
why would they? Is a work
>>1410417
>i-its a work
State of romarks
When was the last time someone gave consistently great heel work since Chris Jericho circa 2008-2009?
Adam Cole from like a few years back up to right now
The Revival.
Roman Reigns
What did he mean by this?
Genital warts
boi he thicc
ripped anus
ARE YOU READY MARKS?
Why was this deleted and reuploaded
>>1410231
Definitely ready to see fil get smashed.
>>1410231
YEAH!!!! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM ugh..............
What's your favorite version of the belt? Pic related
>>1410118
The current one or the one that spins.
I didn't know they were different until a short while ago but I prefer the new one too.
Winged Eagle.
![sienna[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MULfcQ8.jpg "sienna[1].png")
Apparently she is a legit badass. She won an MMA fight with an injured eye.
But for someone who is 28 she looks 40. I swear when I saw her infamous 0 crowd reaction debut I thought she was a soccer mom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDP1_pbaOAI
I want her to fuck me with a strap-on.
Was her entrance music made with Fruity Loops?
why do a debut like that if nobody has heard of the person youre debuting?
oh my god...what happened???
Main roster touring?
Party girls get fat from all the booze
shes so....revolting...oh god...
Is Kevin Dunn the reason why smackdown and raw are so stale now? A lot of people that have worked under him have told horror stories, specifically about him burying NXT talent that get called up just to be spiteful to triple H
I have no doubt that Kevin Dunn will be the first one gone once stephanie and triple h take over
>>1409946
How does he bury NXT talent, he has nothing to do with booking and is just a guy who works on production?
>>1410493
That doesn't mean he doesn't have an influence on vince when it comes to pushing or burying talent
Is he right?
Yes
I'm a mudslime and I pissed off plenty of neckbeards here by fucking my white girlfriend
Just goes to show that I am better at picking up white chicks than some white emo neckbeard
>>1409937
I am with this guy. I am white and I don't give a shit what Tyrone thinks he is doing to one up me, I ain't even mad, yet he can't stop thinking about me while he's fucking a fat landwhale trailer trash bitch.
>>1409925
I know for sure that Paul believes it.
I would rather eat my grandpa's inflamed hemorrhoids than watch 2003 RAW
