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> KO being a foot shorter than Lillian Garcia
>>1408391
Is Lillian 7 foot?
Awful thread please neck yourself
JUST
>OP literally cannot do math
Could The Trashman have beaten Undertaker at Wrestlemania kayfabe or not? Is he the GOAT?
>>1408355
In a hardcore match yes. Any other match and I say no.
>>1408355
The whole thing was a work
>Gets suspended for violating the wellness policy
>sucks in general especially on the mic
>"XDXDXD HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED BROS?? SMARKS BTFO"
Autism
he's not utterly awful in the ring to be fair, other than the superman punch
No one *actually* likes Roman, they just pretend to like him just to piss off people like us.
>>1408333
If they're naming him "The Powerhouse" and so on, he should actually do some power moves other than that one arm powerbomb which looks crap in his execution.
Hey guys
I just heard roman reigns got supsended for smoking weed
So is Roman the new DUDE WEED taking the title from RVD?
>>1408203
If they gave Roman a stoner gimmick when he came back I honestly think he could get over
>>1408203
No that's still Canada's shit president
>Overweight losers hate him so much they are in denial about the the suspension work
Why are they so pathetic bros? Does the Big Dog triggers their autism?
>>1408169
So it's a work?
>>1408169
You were made a fool of in the other thread, you don't need to make another one for everyone to point and laugh at you. Unless you are just really insecure and need the attention.
Couple questions.
1) Why do you think WWE's lawyers would let them use the Wellness Policy as a work when it's a very, very important part of WWE's structure in relation to their transparency. Using it as part of a work would instantly and irrevocably damage its ability to protect WWE legally.
2) Why would they do a suspension work for drugs when they're trying to push him as a babyface? If they want him off TV for a while, why not use a fake concussion angle since him spearing himself into the barricade makes more sense.
3) Why have him lose...
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How do you rate Randy the Ram?
>>1408162
I don't watch much indies. Whats a good match to judge him?
>>1408170
His ROH match with Ayatolah
>>1408162
I asked for a half pound of shaved turkey and he gave me 5 really thick slices.
Fuck him.
Yes.
Your mother is buried underneath that hump of grass behind Stephanie's left ear.
>>1408124
They camped out in a tent and Steph got cold so she told Vince to snuggle with her so their bodies could keep each other warm. As they were spooning Vinces old veiny cock got hard and he started pushing it up her ass
I wish I had a rich dad too
>It was five months ago when Daniel Bryan said his goodbyes to the WWE Universe, but now, the leader of the “Yes!” Movement is making his return to WWE television. The former WWE World Heavyweight Champion will be joining Mauro Ranallo to host the Cruiserweight Classic this summer on WWE Network.
>Ranallo brings a wealth of combat sports experience to the announcers’ table. In addition to serving as the voice of SmackDown, the Canadian has been one of the top play-by-play men in mixed martial arts, boxing and sports-entertainment.
>Joining him as the color commentator is Bryan. As a Superstar who neared the 205 lbs. weight limit of the CWC throughout his career, Bryan made it his goal to defy those who deemed him too small to succeed on sports-entertainment’s biggest platform. The leader of the “Yes!” Movement did just that by capturing the hearts of the WWE Universe on his way to winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 30.
>Bryan also brings a unique perspective to the announcers’ table, just months removed from his retirement as an active in-ring competitor. Not only does he know what it takes to make it with the WWE Universe watching, but Bryan is a contemporary of several CWC competitors. During his illustrious 16-year career, he trained with and competed against the likes of Brian Kendrick, Zack Sabre Jr., TJ Perkins, Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gargano.
>Don’t miss Daniel Bryan’s return to WWE television when the Cruiserweight Classic kicks off on Wednesday, July 13 at 9/8 C, only on WWE Network. And be sure to tune into WWE Network on Wednesday, July 6 at 9/8 C for Cruiserweight Classic: Bracketology, a special look at the 32-man, 10-week tournament.
>>1408049
>DBry and Mauro hosting the CWC
This is some best-case scenario shit
Hype.
GOAT commentary duo
This is going to be unbearable.
How do you book Ambrose now that there's no more Authority?
Rollins doesn't feel like a heel anymore despite them giving him heel promos. He is definitely a tweener now.
So where do you go from here? There's so much wasted potential on trying to get Reigns over by beating the Authority that Ambrose could have easily taken that spot and made it at least watchable.
They have some solid guys they can feed him if they want to get him really over
triple h still can claim a rematch clause
lesnars beaten him before so can claim he deserves a match
and his shield brothers
Like a champion.
...the exact opposite of what they did with Bryan & Seth.
>>1408009
>Rollins doesn't feel like a heel anymore despite them giving him heel promos. He is definitely a tweener now.
No, he's a Heel.
Just because you want something doesn't make it real. He's a heel through-and-through, just a well-received one because nobody liked the babyface he was up against.
Main roster when?
they need to put the strap on him tbqfhf so he can make some more distance between himself and Cena
He's a champion on the main roster already
>>1407988
That young kid Ric Flair
>has never roided
>has never done drugs
>swole as fuck
>charismatic as fuck
>has suffered many potentially career ending injuries and always come back quicker than thought possible and better than before
>fought through countless matches with really bad injuries
>put more butts in seats than any wrestler ever
>sold more merchandise...
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That match was NOT 5 stars. 4 at best.
>has never roided
They could actually build the audience instead of merely just slowing the decline?
HOLY SHIT
dubya E has never cited their top guy for a WV.
Have they officially lost faith in him? Is the 10 year Empire finished 9.5 years too soon?
more like 1.5 years too late
Because Cena is clean you fucking retard
>Randy Orton
>Rey Mysterio
If anything that will send Roman and the boyz a message not to take random pills and supplements that contain banned substances.
is there a ppv promo in the past decade that can even compare to the GOAT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srhd2fZyDB4
https://youtu.be/rsX1ATcyQxU
>>1407790
this
Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker - WrestleMania XXVI
tell me this is fake...
Fuck off
oh my god
how can anyone be a sasha fan after seeing this?
>>1407746
One bad apple doesn't spoil the bunch you windowlicker. SashA+ fans are generally intelligent and enlightened people with top tier taste
Where was he in the mid 90s when Bret, Diesel and HBK nearly killed the company as the top guys?
Being a midcarder with a midcard gimmick. Hes always been way over but he wasn't pushed as the final boss of wwe until like 10 years ago.
Bret rescued a dying federation three times in a row.
Undertaker was a one dimensional character whose shelf life would have ended sooner had he been pushed to the top spot. If you have the belt, eventually you have to get beaten in a resounding way to end the current feud.That would have killed the relentless Jason/Myers horror movie bad guy that 90s Undertaker was supposed to be.
>>1407737
Headlining ppvs against himself, Mankind, Yokozuna and Gold dust
