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dean ambrose son of basterd bich crazy lunatic asshole
seth roller small lula
roman reign the super man of india 100x wwe champion
>>1399262
hahahaha...meme.
>>1399262
PAJEET
MY SON
>>1399262
poo in loo
![MITB-2016-Ladder-Match-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bH8DQ5a.jpg "MITB-2016-Ladder-Match-Photo[1].jpg")
>the most high-flying spot in this year's MITB match was a shitty-looking axe handle
>the three-ladder setup went absolutely nowhere
>no climax whatsoever, the match felt like it was just getting started and then simply ended abruptly
>no broken ladders, no crazy high spots, no real good bumps apart from Owens'
>the literal garbage fucking meme wrestler took up five whole minutes of the match with his contrived,...
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PG happened
Also, the match was way too short and I expected way more extreme spots. Sadly, fucking nothing happened.
>>1399236
Considering the caliber of guys in the match, it did kinda underwhelm.
Just WWE being watered-down in general, I guess.
>>1399236
Ladder matches are generally shit now due to the talent not taking as many bumps. The Mania match and that tag match at TLC were exceptions to the rule, unfortunately.
so we were watching that shitty match the onther night and me and this snark started arguing over the Bork Lazer entrance somg.
i said the lyrics goes like this
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
but he said no no (he thinks he noes everything), the lyrics goes like this
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
so who's right?...
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Wut
>>1399133
Fucking this guy again
>gets pinned clean and drops the title to jasetty
>smarks still hate him
Why do overweight manchild hate him so much bros? He was 10/10 in the ring yesterday
>gets pinned clean and drops the title to jasetty
until next ppv
>He was 10/10 in the ring yesterday
10/10 for Roman is a 5/10 in normal standards, Seth carried him well.
>>1399015
Oh wow a contrarian comment.
Why im not surprised
>>1399002
>Pinned clean
He got a 5 count on Rollins but a ref bump happened
Does anyone else honestly want to die reading through the endless whining and autistic fits that are on show in this board.
JUST FUCKING ENJOY THE PRODUCT FOR ONCE ITS FUCKING IMPROVING AND NOT 100% BAD FUCKWITS
>its fucking improving
>deanetty is champion
>cena lost for no reason and it made no one look good
>new gay
>brand split coming without proper rosters, old RA talents coming back old and fat as fuck
Kill yourself.
>>1398990
>It is improving
>deanetty meme doesnt count anymore neckbeard
>Did you even watch the match
>New day*
>Time will tell for that one aspy
>>1398990
See, here's the problem with current wrestling fans: they can't decide if they want to be a mark for it, or if they want to watch it as a scripted show. So you get criticisms of the meta, like "Cen'a loss put nobody over", but then also "boohoo, I don't like the new champ!"
It's honestly like watching Game of Thrones and saying:
>Fucking hell the cinematography was great
>Holy shit, the pacing of the character...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxO8sNqeEYQ
Who /American Alpha/ here?
Hope they are drafted on the brand split.
team angle 2.0 imminent
i'm pumped
Rumour has it Angle might come back to manage/lead them on
>>1398686
God I hope so but I really doubt it
This is the average Roman hater.
>people actually believe that booing will make the WWE change their plans
Shows you how smart smarks are
Speaks for itself.
these are your average Roman marks
Why is he so based, bros?
I like Dean but he cashed in way too early. He should have done it at Battleground IMO
>>1398538
Where do all these pictures of current Champs holding the old version of the titles come from?
>>1398588
http://www.wwe.com/gallery/current-superstars-classic-championships-photos
LMAO LOOK AT THIS MARK
Should of warn an Ambrose t shirt senpai
>had a steve austin WHC belt in the locker room
>did the beer chugging shit as well
K-love is the biggest Austin mark man
Post yfw Reigns lost 100% clean
>>1398181
I'm happy because smarks can't use that "never loses clean" card anymore.
He didn't because there was a knocked out ref
good booking desu
>wrestle a 4.5 stars match MOTY contender
>put the title on deanetty
The state of this company
>>1397954
This is 3 great matches that Reigns has had in a row.
Is he a good wrestler?
>That
>Moty
Get some fucking standards mark.
Be happy Rollins got the clean pin man.
RIP Renee's pussy tonight
>>1397927
Ambrose will be too busy holding up his end of the bargain guzzling Vince's wrinkly cock to be of any use to her.
>>1397927
>you will never cuck dean
>Dean is probably cumming on the championship as we speak
>RECORD LOW RATINGS
BETTER PUSH THE SHIELD
>RECORD LOW RATINGS
BETTER PUSH THE SHIELD
>RECORD LOW RATINGS
BETTER PUSH THE SHIELD
>RECORD LOW RATINGS
BETTER PUSH THE SHIELD
>RECORD LOW RATINGS
BETTER PUSH THE SHIELD
DEANETTY
ROMANETTY
SETHETTY
THE ERA
OF LOW RATINGS
IS UPON US
Welp, I'm through with WWE for a while, I just hope it doesn't take as long for Dean to drop the title as it took to Roman, and I sure as fuck hope it's not another Shieldetty.
It's going to fall into 1.XX any day now.
What went wrong?
Going backwards and appealing to the kiddies again. Fuck WWE. Not one likeable wrestler these days besides Jericho. Boring as fuck.
Based Roman working the marks.
So why do Meltzer fanboys think Dave's opinion matters at all? His stars are retarded. If you cite his stars as a reference for a match being good I will instantly lose respect for you. He only likes little guys doing highly choreographed dances. The vanilla midgets he loved basically turned WWE from a global phenomenon to a kiddy dance recital in a year. Then he goes and says wrestling is better today when fewer wrestlers are making a living than ever before. Watch his interview with Ole Anderson, an actual legend of wrestling, Ole tears him apart and shows the world what...
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>>1392086
His opinion doesn't matter really. His only matters for his insider knowledge on news in wrestling.
Why does OP think his opinion matters?
>If you cite his stars as a reference for a match being good I will instantly lose respect for you.
give_a_shit
>>1392091
Oh look, a triggered WON fanboy. Let's see how he reacts to this.
IF YOU'VE NEVER WRESTLED YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WRESTLING.
