ITT: Athletes/Wrestlers That You Can't Believe Really Exist
>After losing six straight fights between December 2001 and February 2003, Datsik pursued a career in kickboxing and appeared in his final MMA bout on August 23, 2006. He later seemingly disappeared completely, leading to widespread rumors that he had died in a train wreck. These rumors, however, were set to rest, when it was reported in March 2007 he was alive and well, after being detained for his part in the armed robbery of various mobile phone shops in St. Petersburg.
>Datsik reportedly had obsessive antisemitic and anti-Christian views, while exalting Slavic paganism. The official expert analysis on his mental sanity asserted that he claimed Jesus Christ was a Mossad agent, whereas Datsik believing himself to be “Red Tarzan,” the son of Slavic god Perun. In the analysis he was concluded to suffer from schizophrenia and avoided criminal charges. He was first locked in a high-security mental institution for therapy but he was transferred to a low-security psychiatric clinic in July 2010.
>>895819
>In August 2010 he escaped, by tearing a hole in the wire fence around the low security clinic, apparently using his bare hands. He then illegally crossed the border to Norway in a boat and met with Norwegian reporters. While wearing Nazi symbols, he told the reporters that he was "not a nationalist, but a racist". Joined by two neo-Nazis from "an ex-Soviet Baltic state" living in Norway, he appeared at the International Police Immigration Service in Oslo on September 21, 2010, where he handed in a loaded weapon, declared himself a "white warrior" and requested political asylum. As a result, the police searched their tattoo shop where they found five illegal handguns and an entrance card stolen from the Norwegian Armed Forces. Nazi paraphernalia including a large doll dressed up as a Nazi was found near the front entrance of the shop. The newspaper interviewed residents near the tattoo shop who claimed they 'often heard loud noise, screaming and banging'. The neighbors also stated they would occasionally see the occupants of the tattoo shop 'practicing fighting and boxing while completely naked'. All three were then jailed, while the case is being investigated. On October 18 Russian authorities sent an extradition request to Norwegian authorities.
>>895827
>In the week of October 29, a Norwegian police physician submitted a report based on conversations with Datsik and review of available documents which concluded that he did not have a serious mental disease. Datsik's lawyers are of the opinion that Russian authorities made up the psychiatric diagnosis and that Norwegian authorities on that ground must allow Datsik to remain in Norway. Datsik also claims that he was tortured by Russian authorities. The torture included the application of electrodes to his genitals and placing him in an iron cage for eight months, naked and handcuffed. He has twice attempted suicide in Norwegian detainment due to being isolated from the other prisoners, but he was again isolated after shouting racist remarks from his cell window. Datsik had been placed in solitary confinement for four weeks despite the court's order being limited to one week. Norwegian police blamed capacity issues for this. The Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet writes that Datsik has allegedly told the police that he wants his girlfriend to come to Norway for family reunification.
>He has since asked the court to give him the maximum sentence, as he has said that it would help him live a healthier life, while announcing that he is "too raw for humanity". He has told the Norwegian media that he wants to compete in mixed martial arts under the flag of Norway. Russia has sought the extradition of Datsik. On December 22, 2010, a demonstration was held by his followers in Oslo. Viacheslav Datsik was deported from Norway on March 18, 2011. In December 2011, rumours surfaced from Russia, that Datsik had been killed in a prison fight. However Alexander Zubov, Head of Press Service of the Federal Penitentiary Service management for the St. Petersburg and Leningrad region, dismissed the reports, claiming that Datsik is well and healthy. Datsik has been imprisoned for the past six years, apart from a one-month stint of freedom, following his escape.
>>895836
Plus before all this he was (in)famous among MMA fandom for attempting to start fights with referees during matches. He might be the single reason why most MMA refs now are picked from guys with enough training to defend themselves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koOiumlAWiI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWbfXh8eni4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvaNG91gegA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDDUaDrb0WY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nidBpl7EsDA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zR3vNwl_cs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8EiIi-jyMo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCcjRbIfAvQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgb5Qy1NZeg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdBOSn1udIk
So is the "Iron Shirt" training a bunch of Chinese bullshit? Or is there actually something to this? Google seems to have a distinct lack of skepticism.
Obviously there's some truth to mentally conditioning yourself to pain. And that Qigong stuff is bullshit. But I've read some "scientific" explanations that claim you genuinely condition your body to become more durable that normal.
1) Wolff's law suggests routine stress on bones will increase bone density.
2) I've had Astym therapy prescribed by legitimate doctors. The idea is micro-abrasion stimulates healing in excess to the damage caused, thus producing more tissue and stronger joints.
3) I read on some dubious website that bruising yourself repeatedly would inrease the blood cell proliferation in your muscle, stimulating "more densely packed muscle growth". Is that complete bullshit?
If there is any truth to this, exactly how much of a difference would this make?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7gnB31NnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4
>>895914
If neither of those links is Penn and Teller's Bullshit! season 1 episode 9 where they show how to do all the iron shirt magic tricks, you're not telling the whole story.
OP, you can build calluses. You can strengthen your bones a bit by loading them, but not by whacking them on things. You can get tougher by taking hits, sure.
You can't do Chinese magic that's going to make you so tough you won't even need to defend yourself though. If a strong dude hits you it's going to hurt, and that is never going to change.
You also definitely can't bruise yourself stronger.
Just join a boxing gym, lift some weights, spar regularly, and don't skimp on your roadwork. You'll get as tough as you need to be. Or waste years chasing ching chong magic. Your choice.
>>895914
Basically,
>you can develop pain tolerance by taking pain
>Wolff's Law: Taking hits creates microfractures, and they heal back stronger
Also, as the title suggests, he held (maybe he still holds it) the world record for strongest kick to the balls.
>tfw you will never get to lick his arms and bury your face in his torso while he whispers sweet geordie nothings
Why even live
Imagine going down between these thighs
>>895663
Why aye man what tha fuck ah you doin' like?
To be fair he's jacked as hell.
Who /Botchamania/ here ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny-y4LnDQQI
>>895590
FAACKIN BULLSHAAT
>>895590
>late as fuck
check the catalog faggot
>>895590
HULK HOGAN! WE COMIN' FOR YOU, NIGGA!
1. go to deviant art
2. search your favorite wrestler
3. share your findings with the /wwe/ universe
>>895208
If dubs, Ryback wins the rumble and holds on to the title for an entire year.
Kevin obese owens dies after 14th trip to wendys the day after
>Favorite is KO
>Favorite animal is a shark
Based Owens fanart based.
WOO
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Trips winning the rumble
Is Dean right about Mick?
In4 for the GOAT.
>>895201
>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time tag team champion, 2 time european champion, 13 time wwe world champion, star of the hollywood box office smash hit "The Chaperone", the co-founder of Connor's Cure, the executive vice president of talent, live Events and Creative, the creator and booker of NXT, Vince Mcmahon's favorite son, the father of 3 happy well nourished children who love their father more than their mother, the man who slayed the boss's daughters hellacious pussy, the greatest wrestler of all time THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAYYYYYAAAATTTCCCHHHH
(it's all about the game and how you play it, its all about control and if you can take it. etc.)
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xth for Fat is Jericho
BRIE MODE!
W W @ ?
Corbin-sama! <3
cant stand this untalented 3-move hack.
>>896798
If you're not a club member then fuck off faggot.
Since this meme wrestler is coming to WWE are there any good matches of his that I should watch?
Nakamura vs Kevin Steen (Owens)
https://www.youtube /com/ watch?v=fbMdcYDUL2E
Nakamura vs Kota Ibushi
http://www.dailymotion /com/ video/x2qnx33
>>895084
the styles vs nakamura match this month is great
>>895111
>posting the links like that
Useless /asp/ie cunt
What are the chances we see the Olympic God run down that ramp at the rumble? Would you shit marks?
No one else wants this?
I'd go crazy, imagine him angle-slamming Reigns or Lesnar over the top rope to win, that'd be the best moment in WWE for years.
None.
He's retiring in a TNA tour or some shit like that.
>Have little mexican friend, "Ramirez"
>5'8", 135 lbs ottermode long distance runner
>Gets challenged to fight by "street fighter" faggit 5'9" 160 lbs of what could be bulk or fat
>Ramirez keeps insisting he doesn't want to fight, then gets spit on by Faggit
>Fight is in one week because you never spit at a Mexican and get away with it
>Ramirez asked me to train him in "kung fu"
>Nobody has the heart to tell Ramirez that he's a huge pussy
Basically my problem is this; I have to turn my sweet little Ramirez into an Aztec Jaguar Warrior who can win a fight in the next five days. I have some ideas, but what techniques should I focus on to make sure he has the best chance? The guy he's fighting isn't tough at all, he just picked on literally the only person on my floor whose ass was weaker than him.
It's not like I can do all the cryptic "you learn when you ready" Mr. Miyagi shit I do with kids, I simply don't have the time and I'm literally encouraging him to use violence as the answer. Preferably nothing too vile like nut grabs and eye gouges because it's going to be fairly public, people are showing up to watch, but I really don't care if that's what needs to happen. I was thinking boxing, wing chun, a thai clinch, and some basic goju shit because it's easy to learn basics and it's designed for small people (women). Not sure what I'll do about grappling, maybe the rousey hip throw-arm bar combo. He just needs to learn to kick untrained ass as soon as possible.
tl;dr: You need to turn a complete wuss into a badass in one week, training three or so hours a day. What techniques or style do you teach him?
>>894898
>What techniques or style do you teach him?
How to use a gun.
>>894898
>people are showing up to watch
How's senior year of high school going? You guys meeting up at the park or what?
>>894914
They're literally fighting at night at a baseball field.
We thought it was pretty funny too.
Found this spot and it looks like a decent ledge but the only thing is the bricks it's made of. How would I be able to make this ledge buttery as fuck.
>>894882
You should be studying for that math test instead. 8th grade's important.
>>894882
le plastic pegs meme, thats how :^)
Xavier Woods is the most overrated person in WWE.
Y/N?
No.
/thread
>>894815
How exactly is he over rated? He has charisma. He's actually solid in the ring. Most people say he's decent and not much more. Over rated is probably a guy like Ziggler.
I think he's annoying as fuck but I would like to see more of him beyond "le happy trombone negro". Move Big E to singles competition and let him and Kofi handle tag-team.
WHEN YOU ATTACKED ME LAST NIGHT YOU PISSED ME OFF, BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM SO I UNDERSTOOD YOUR ACTIONS ROMAN. QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T BLAME YOU, BUT ROMAN THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS YOU ATTACKED MY FATHER IN LAW...
BRIE MODE
First for the Miz
Best wrestler and talker in the company right now. Really hope he wins the rumble, he deserves it.
>>894686
>mfw I'd actually really like Miz to win because he's more entertaining than Haitch
westling related filename thread
>>894412
>that pose at the end
>not a filename related to jjba
you fucked up bruh
