HELLO, LADIES
BRIE MODE
>When the Royal Rumble sucks yet again
>>897704
BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK
>can't sell
>zero psychology
>absolute shit tier moveset
>le zany "I squirt mustard on you" gimmick
Remind me why people unironically like this turd again?
Lets not forget his meme clothesline which he isn't smooth at doing
Because his promos are good and he has Piper levels of charisma when he gives a shit.
>>897591
It's the worst move in wrestling. Especially when he's outside the ring and he does it on the apron.
What do people like about this? It's literally just a one hour WWE show with a shitty crowd and less story
>>897554
it's competent
>>897554
>less story
compared to what Raw? are you joking?
> Better wrestlers
> Doesn't start with 25 minutes of Authority... talking
> People are actually over, not overly forced down people's throats
> A cool / clean hour long, not 3 hours of "me'h"
> Number one contender matches that actually mean something
> Takeovers are consistantly the best shows on the Network
This nigga
>working the smarks
fucking based
Some of you get worked too easily
>>897528
His wife is a whore
You gonna be mad when he wins the rumble?
I would be OK with Jericho winning the Rumble as a cowardly heel.
>>897425
If that guy in the pic did then I'd be delighted.
Shame that it's JUSTicho wrestling and not him.
>>897425
Chris Jericho should be in the Hall of Fame.
In your opinion who are your top 3 WWE commentators.
1. Jim Ross
2. Jesse Ventura
3.Heel Lawler
anime is for pedophile
wrestling is for children
>mfw I see a wrestler with long hair and it's got that wet and greasy look
Why the fuck do they still do this look? It's disgusting as fuck. And you see the stains on the back of their shirt.
So they don't get hot in the ring fampai
Also to look cool
>>897260
> Look
It's just to weigh down the hair so that it's not always flying in their face.
GET A HAIRCUT YOU HIPPY
The ultimate /asp/ question...Renee or Paige?
>Date Renee
>cuck Dean
>Date Paige
>get cucked 24/7
Made your choice easy
Paige is a slut with a great body. Renee is a skinny jump-cut fake nerd YouTube vlogger.
>>897132
>he's talking about relationships because casual sex isn't a thing to him
kukkity kek
>>897140
Take that back fucker.
/asp/, I'm going go-karting tomorrow with friends, and we're all pretty competitive
I'm always 2nd or 3rd (out of 7), and always lose time at the hairpin bend. I just can't figure it out
Any tips?
The track is around 3-4 karts wide
>>897015
sonr bw fY
>>897015
Do your jump skid a few seconds before you turn into the corner
Also leave plenty of banana skins and green shells on the corner itself
>>897015
As a former go-kart racer, hold the inside with everything you've got. Your average joe can't finish an outside pass most of the time. If you've got a cart length or two to spare swing out and hit the apex of the turn, carrying enough speed to all but hit the outside wall on exit. Otherwise hold the inside and pray you can get the inside on the next corner.
>tna claims they had a deal with aj, anderson, and gallows
>shitpost their claim like jilted ex
>wew lad
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0122/606928/tna-claims-they-had-aj-styles-agreed-to-a-deal/
>>896993
>w-we had a deal with him
>even though he's been killing it in Japan and making way more money that he would have with us he totally agreed to come back
>th-that fucker ditched out on us!
This is genuinely pitiful.
WWE are hyping the fuck out of the bullet club and this guy in particular with all these leaked stories.
I could actually see them making a big impakt at Royal Rumball.
>tna trying to be relevant in the wrestling world
Name a better feud
Protip, you literally cannot
Your top 3 RR winner picks?
1. Miz
2. Lesnar
3. Bryan
>>897061
>Miz
>>897059
Roman Reigns vs The Authority
Can someone give me an unbiased opinion about Kevin Owens? I'd like to hear the pros and cons about him
>>896722
Good mic skills. Good athlete despise his looks, something that makes him interesting. Reliable worker but his offensive is sometimes an incoherent spotfest
>>896722
Bad mic skills, fat as shit, cannot stop,eating sandwiches
Fat Owens fat
>>896777
> WWE marks get literally this ass-blasted from the existence of Kev
BRIE MODE
>>896504
Redditers out
>>896509
WH-WH-WH-WH-WH-WH-WHAT THAT STINKS
The greatest wrestler of this decade. Prove me wrong.
>Vince... I think it's time
Will they do it?
I'd rather a Big Guy thread than a Big Dog thread tbqh
>>896113
Are you implying that there is anything wrong with either of them?
Who is the greatest wrestler of the last decade and why is it Randy Orton?
John Cena is the most elite. He has had better ppv and tv matches than Orton has, and plus he has taught me to never give up.
GOAT
>>895901
[spoiler] Cody is better than him in every way [/spoiler]
