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>go to wrestlezone.com wayback machine archives
>find funny/interesting dirtsheets
>post them here
i'll start
>
John Cena was interviewed in the current issue of hip hop magazine The Source. He told the story of how his gimmick began. Cena stated that Stephanie McMahon heard him freestyling while they were on a WWE tour bus. She did not believe that the rap he was was performing was unrehearsed, so he did a freestyle about a can...
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>>890886
That Eddie snippet is too sad.
>>891000
his merch sold well at least, his underdog story did well too.
He probably left them a decent chunk of money, then vince gave them more and then signed vickie and shaul for a bit too.
>Cena will never make another album
which woman you'd like to enter and why is it Becky Linch
> pic related
>>889151
>which woman you'd like to enter
This thread will go far.
>>889151
HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S A WALKING TOTEM POLE. EVERYBODY LAUGH.
....the Royal Rumble is a kitchen?
Post your favorite jobber
Jobber news
Jobber gossip
Tips for people trying to break into the jobber circuit
Et cetera
>>888039
Nigga looks like Louie Anderson
>>888039
The entire WWE roster.
>>888039
Mike Bell.
LOL he deserved to die like that. Wish I could fuck his pure blonde white wife.
Frank W. Dux
>>883294
ok
Less entertaining than Count Dante and Ashida Kim
Whats with him ?
Who is he ?
>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking at Airsoft guns on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you still play with toys"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out ok
>Look...
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Holy fucking fuck my sides
>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking at WWE videos on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you watch this kid's crap"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out ok
>Look...
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What up climbers?
General Sport Climbing, Bouldering, Trad, Big Wall, Ice, etc. Climbing thread.
Talk gear, favorite crags, recent sends, gym talk, training, etc.
Anyone else hop on the REI 1 year warranty bandwagon. Used to buy my shoes online until I found out about REIs crazy return policy. Burned through a pair of solutions in 5 months, full refund, bought a brand new pair.
Basically buy one pair of shoes and blow through them within a year and automatically get a fresh pair.
Notable Recent Sends:
Gym- 2 V7 and 1 V8
Outdoor- 1 V6, 1 V8, and 1 5.11d
Been climbing under a year but have been at the gym 4 days a week since I started so I'm happy with my progression.
Also looking to get into trad climbing, picked up a set of cams and nuts. Potentially going to Indian Creek with a buddy to climb some cracks soon.
Climb on bros
This is the wrestling board kid
Go climb a tree
Getting psyked for some gym climbing tomorrow. Actually most psyked about climbing outside again once it gets cold/warm enough.
Also trying to break through 1½ year plateau at V7 with some structured campus/lockoff/fingerboard rotation!
>>878900
Nice man, for me, breaking V7 turned out to be a huge amount of hours on my V8 projects.
Eventually, I had every move so wired that it just went one day.
Currently V9 is pretty above me but I'm making a bit of progress on some gym 9s.
Chris Costa In Japan 2 Edition: Electric Boogaloo
Old Thread: >>867250
Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd
>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>Maintenance 101
faggot who made it chimped out. open for takers.
>International...
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Thank you for being my friends.
Any bmx riders here?
Advices for newbies, Discussion about bike parts, Rate each other setups and critics on how to improve.
Have you ever traveled to another city with your BMX? Doesn't seems like the best idea, but i'm planning too.
Ive been meaning to ride central london for ages , do it mate
>>872894
Done it yesterday, planning to go again tomorrow. The worst part is the pain after sitting for a long time, but i just stand on the bike and no worries. 32km in one day seems fine.
Awesome bike bro
>>877335
Oh you meant actually riding into the city from another city. I'm a cyclist not a bmx rider but dang that sounds like riding a long distance on a bike like that would suck. When I used to bmx I always got tired of never having a consistent place to keep my body
Wrestling WebM thread.
>>881090
>over as fuck after that as a face
>pair him up with Hegman
>a heel manager
>fans confused if they should cheer Cesaro or not
>mixed reaction
>suddenly no reaction after a few weeks
>pull Hey man away from him once his momentum was killed off
Why does Vince hates Cesaro again?
>>881092
> he's a foreigner
> better than bbygrrrl
There's 2.
>>881092
hes not a fan of reddit
>>879233
Man-children or gay sex?
Tough choice.
>>879268
>>894142
Mauro Ranallo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauro_Ranallo
>>894140
Fuck off?!
BRIE MODE
So Wyatt's winning the Rumble r-right senpai?
>>893945
No, but Husky Harris is
>>893945
Damn that was good
Does anybody know anything about archery tag?
have any of you ever played it?
just seems like less then paintball to me
>>893895
I went and tried it out because of a cheap groupon.
It's a decent amount of fun, but it depends on who you play with. For me it got a boring after about 30 minutes. I airsoft regularly and I felt it was missing what I love about that kind of play. Sneaking around or taking sniper shots feels great. The problem with archery is low draw bows so its very easy to dodge anything you see coming.
The game I played had a ton of high school girls who were weak as fuck so they took the lowest draw bow available and...
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>>893958
Oh well see that's my problem I have noodle arms
By the looks of things, smarks are already getting ready to ruin another Royal Rumble
Roman is better than Daniel Bryan. Get over it, smarks. He does not look like a filthy, disgusting neckbeard. He is actually handsome, and females love him. He's okay on the mic in short bursts. He has amazing ring presence, and a much more varied moveset than just shitty, fake-looking kicks. I cannot wait until Wrestlemania ends with Roman with the title and smarks all dying and Vince McMahon making a shitzillion dollars.
>Mexican vs. Mexican for the US title
Might as well rename it the Brown Guy Belt desu senpai.
I LIE, I CHEAT, I STEAL!!!
Why were Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero such GOAT wrestlers ??
>>892649
Lowest draw as champ. Get these vanilla midgits out.
They had passion for the business.
They were not popular and they suck.
