If dubs he comes back wins the rumble and starts a new invasion. He takes over Raw with the help of Austin and Raw is no longer PG while steph and Haich rule of PG-Raw
>>894373
Vince and steph dying and Triple H remaining in charge
steph is a carbon copy and will push his ideals even after he dies
they need a clean break and to go in another direction as opposed to creating the world's greatest mid and lower card roster
Still real to you OP?
>>894377
>dubs
The board has spoken. Vince & Steph die this year.
Would you agree that this is accurate?
Apples tastes like apples and oranges tastes like oranges
good thread op
>too out of shape to execute properly
You mean
>too stupid to execute properly
>has a 6-pack
I hear Knockdown Karate practitioners like to have a little chub to work as blunt force trauma armor, along with their Japanese iron body training.
Any truth to this movie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMW8RjyF_U4 If you have not seen it a Chinese man has been married to a Japanese woman since birth. Once they are married culture shock kicks in. They both practice fighting styles of their countries. The movie goes on to show that Chinese style / weapons / training are far superior. Is there any truth to that?
>>893037
Both are shit
Pro Wrestling is the best fighting style
>>893041
I am exposed as not being an /asp/ie but instead a wrestling fan! I am still curious to the truth of this movie.
I think you're just memeing but no. Japanese training methods, by and large, tend to focus on rigorous training between two individuals. Constantly testing out and refining techniques in a realistic environment.
Kung fu by contrast uses a lot of forms and static, one man training. It's shit.
That doesn't mean Japanese martial arts don't contain bullshit, like aikido or whatever that ninjer shit is called. But when you compare Seido karate or Judo to Shaolin kung fu the difference in methodology is obvious.
Of note is that when the Chinese drop the flowery hokum and spar, like they do in Sanshou, you get a realistic and practical art. Go figure.
>btfo jobbers
>makes smarks cry
>vanilla midget destroyer
>next face of the company
Based Big Josh is here to stay, baby.
AWOOOTHGHHHHHHHHHH
Early favorite for the 2017 Rumble
Big Match Josh will eliminate Reigns.
GURRRRRRRRRRT
If it's not too /tg/, lets have an /asp/ movie thread. Not just martial arts but other alt sports welcome. Wrasslefags GTFIH too because I liked The Wrestler. Alright, keep it clean, touch gloves ,let's go. If you haven't seen the Raid or the Raid 2, get out from under your rock. Merantau's a film Uwais did prior, but pretty cool as well.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru-4GxTmhbY
>>892891
Bumping
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COD6GG7WE60
Great documentary.
>>892891
I liked neverback down
How do you keep your boxing gloves from smelling like sweat?
I always remove them from my bag and try to leave them wide open until they dry but there's a faint smell that is really bothering me.
Nobody wants their glove to smell like rank feet, so what do?
I know using anti-bacterial spray is an option but what kind? As I'm afraid of ruining the insides. Thank you and stay fresh, /asp/.
Different companies make deoderizing sprays. You could also buy a pair of glove dogs. Ringside and Title sell them.
>>892713
Let them air out in the sun as well.
I've heard of people freezing their gloves because apparently the freezing kills the bacteria which makes them stink .. but I've never tried it myself so can't tell you if it works or not.
Based Asuka Thread
> when will she take over NXT?
> WWE when?
>>892627
>>/r9k/
>>/wizchan/
hnng
is this a proper fighting stance?
>>892574
Everything is a proper fighting stance if you know how to use it.
As a beginner you want to protect yourself the whole time (hands tight), if you are better you can open you arms, i.e. to bait the other guy into striking you and to strike faster yourself.
>>892672
I got it, thanks.
I'm asking because the few times that I've fight in my life I used a fight stance like the one on the pic, and since will smith appeared on a capeshit movie trailer I really thought that it wasn't a good fight stance and the actor just made it to look cool and badass, wich do not work in real life.
>>892574
1900s style with you fists straight ahead of you.
On, Please excuse me. Just the best fighting style coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPNoGhdhKyw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaowBGf-j50
>>892048
At what degree does your sensei teach how to scam people out of money while touching their children?
Does anyone else here always find it really weird how much of a family business WWE is? I'm not talking about the McMahons. Every wrestlers kids, cousins, grandkids etc etc always seem to wrestle and always seem to make it to WWE. Also, a good number of Divas or female staff members are dating or are married to a wrestler.
It's just bizarre to me that everyone in the WWE is married to family to someone else.
What is nepotism
>>891801
If you ever make it out to the real world, you will find it isn't bizarre at all. Hence one of the many reasons it's such a shit product.
>>891801
same with the gracies.
Sup /asp/, I'm wondering if anyone here practices parkour? I've really like the idea and was wondering how you start ?
A lot of people learn from YouTube videos, but gyms have been becoming more popular recently.
>>891763
>how you start ?
It doesn't matter.
There're a few fundamentals that are very good to learn, though.
>wall-up
>roll
>vaults
Not to mention the good old
>standing long jump
>long jump
>sprint
>>891763
To supplement, join a judo gym and learn how to fall properly. Helped me out a ton. This parkour rolling tutorial is just a judo forward-rolling breakfall:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBs4NABgR6U
Falling properly is super important because when you fuck up, you don't want to get fucked up and have to miss out on training.
was he autistic?
>>891595
ok
>>891591
Imagine if cena did what benoit done
blandy boretons stale gimmick isn't his fault because it is just that: a gimmick. it's not his fault he's boring, he's following orders! my reasoning being, he was one of the greatest heels of all time both as the legend killer and the sadistic viper. this thread is dedicated to the most under appreciated and greatest wrestlers of all time, randall keith orton!!!
>implying that getting a bland gimmick is the worst thing that can happen
>tfw Hogan wouldn't let Orton go over him
>>891709
yeah but i just feel they had too much creative control over his gimmick. because he went from being sick on the mic and a great actor to some bland absent character. not to conspire but it's almost as if they said to him "don't say anything that captivates the audience". even his physique fgs. he had an immense physique as the legend killer, then they made him lose weight to get super shredded for the viper (along with a skinhead, a great tan and oiling himself up more). then made him look like some average gym goer by making him lose his shred and grow a beard (and also drop the tan + oil).
>inb4 ageing does that to you
it happened quickly.
and no i'm not all about the physique, i'm just using it as another example that the powers that be had something to play in randy ortons demise. to me he will always be the greatest of all time, call it far fetched if you will, but that's my opinion.
p.s. daniel bryan sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q95ELsOg23w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np51c3TpvEM
Post 'em faggots
1. Unless you plan on actually competing or your gym actually provides consistent sparring sessions, then dont bother with boxing, One could only learn so much until they hit a plateau which can only be broken with a live opponent, consistently. sorry boxfags
2. When in doubt, punch the neck
3. Tae kwondo is actually a good place to leave your kids for an hour
>>891153
Actually, do boxing, but only for a few weeks.
It's always useful to train with the fisting specialists and learn from them.
In general, don't limit yourself to one art. Always look at other arts, try them out, see if you can integrate something into your style.
This also keeps your own art fresh.
>>891497
This
Spread out, knowledge is power
4. Don't be a vanilla midget.
5. Grab the brass ring.
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
It gets the marks pumped
>I will bury you Dean !
>>891102
just a general representation of his mic skills
