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HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
First for Pokemon.
Roy/a/l Rumble
I ATE YOU
Is triple H gonna win? Pic related.
>>901896
Also, who betting here? I'm not but just curious could a 40/1 shot like The Rock actually win? I haven't watched in over a year.
>>901896
Triple H is 1/18 on betfair...
>>901896
Why is Charlotte on there?
non-/asp/erger edition
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First for Panthers
I wish John Cena were here
(Non-2Old Weirdo Edition)
>Go to https://rolz.org/
>Type "1d30" in Dice Code
>Whatever number lands, *that's* your guy for the entire Rumble
POST 'EM.
first for /a/
/csgog/ was here
>>901190
Fuck you moe
How will they ruin it this year?
They already have.
Is Royal RUmble tonight? Haven't watched since August. What do I need to know?
>>901183
>"The odds are stacked against Roman Reigns"
>Smarks are crying out for AJ Styles to debut
That's probably enough.
>See boards I haven't looked investigated much yet
>Alternative sports and Wrestling
>4 year folkstyle wrestler
>get to board
>these people think WWE is wrestling
>never again
>>899662
Cucked off your own board ehh?
>>899668
OP here. The worst part is these people actually believe WWE is real. Goodbye cruel board
>>899678
noone over the age 12 believes WWE is real, you thinking that is just as retarded as if people did think it was real
![9c8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IzzsFM6.jpg "9c8[1].jpg")
I just went though and hid all of the WWE threads. My /asp/ experience just got 100x better.
One day hiroshimoot will actually get rid of those gay threads but I still have hope...
WWE is the only reason this board is relevant
This thread has WWE mentioned in it though. That must mean you must hide this thread as well.
This is now a Young Bucks thread
BRIE MODE
streams where
4th for Bray
>The crowd will be chill!
>No one is going to shit on the Rumble this year!
>This Rumble will be no where near as bad as 2014 and 2015!
ahahaha
If Reigns or Triple H wins over Lesnar or Styles, or if Styles doesn't even show up, the crowd are going to be fucking nuclear. Reigns got booed loudly just for spearing Lesnar, so what's going to happen when Reigns and Lesnar are going at it in the ring this Sunday? And what's going to happen when either Reigns...
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>>893655
>waaaaaah they didn't handle last year's rumble to danyul boring on a silver platter
Dirtsheets already confirmed styles will enter but will not win. Hopefully that is enough to scratch your outlaw vanilla midget itch you smark faggot. Get worked. Also saged.
>>893655
>>893669
>Dirtsheets confirmed it
those are hardly ever right. though that is the out come I'd hope for.
Nobody ACTUALLY expects AJ Styles to debut and Win the WHC in the royal rumble, right? It'd be cool as fuck but it isn't happening. Also, since H is such a heel, wouldn't the extreme boos be a good thing? I imagine that makes Reigns look good.
>>893655
>Reigns got booed loudly
stop exaggerating things
>Check catalog
>No gear thread
Let's change that. Post your gear/supplements/etc., shoot the shit, ask questions, make fun of Everlast.
>>890435
I also take the bcaa you have. I no longer take the Protien shakes tho. I just created a new meal plan that requires no proton shakes.
Locksport:
>pic related is my main kit
>I have my first kit in storage
>some other self-crafted kicks (in storage)
>some assorted Peterson picks (in storage)
>some assorted thin Peterson picks (in storage)
Parkour (don't feel like raiding laundry machine to get my clothes to take a picture):
>I have a pair of sweat pants 1 size too big
>a technical...
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> What is /asp/ Rumble Bet?
It's exactly what you think, you put your name in a get assigned a random number between 1-30. That number is the entrant that will be your representative for the Royal Rumble.
> How this will work?
Every 30 names, I will assign numbers and post results. Similar to the /asp/ Predicts thread. You might get someone likely like Brock Lesnar, or you might get Heath Slater, how lucky are you?
> Follow this link to deposit your name:
https://derpy.me/sezsY
Please...
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> 00:00:00
NAILED IT!
Here's a reminder of last year's one.
And the year before.
Why does anyone even care about the Royal Rumble at this point?
Unless you turn it into a drinking game, it will be a bore fest. What happens there won't matter the day after WM anyway. Nobody interesting will debut or return.
-OFFICIAL ROYAL RUMBLE THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Roman Reigns
> Intercontinenal Champion: Dean Ambrose
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
first for roman
ready for brei to win it all
I'm pulling for any Social Outcast to win, but realistically anyone but Roman.
BECKY LYNCH IS IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH (?)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BA7kG9MgFJz/
>>900904
No, anon.
asuka will win the rumble you heard it here first
The Fabulous Moolah has a better chance of winning the rumble than Becky Lynch does.
What the fuck is up with you guys? How do you religiously tune in to watch a 3 hour show twice a week with 2 and a half hours of man-drama and commercials to see thirty minutes of greasy sluts and fake fighting, if that? Not to mention shelling out like 80 bucks for a PPV event with an outcome you deep down have already anticipated weeks beforehand. It's really predictable, the most popular rassler always wins the championship. Like do you just delude yourself until there's some feeling of suspense?
I'm really trying to wrap my head around this. I mean I understand that you need willing suspension of disbelief to enjoy all tv shows but come on, you KNOW it's not real and yet you'll pay to go watch it and make signs and scream your asses off as if it affects the outcome of the "match".
I can't even look at pro rasslers without being grossed out, like do they just lay down a tarp and roll in baby oil and crisco to get that look? And the so-called divas... Like just watch porn if you want to see a skanky chick doing nasty shit, they'll be hotter and fully naked. Not to mention how totally gay it is to watch dudes in colorful speedos grabbing each other and whining about how they got fucked over by whatever funny looking guy in a suit is pissing them off that week.
It's muscle ballet mixed with a bad soap opera, you're no better than an aging Mexican housewife with her telenovelas. You just shit up what could be a great board with dumb threads about your favorite tv shows. The acting is terrible and the plots are always bad. Mexican and Japanese wrestling at least has cool personalities and they actually do stuff. Go take a martial arts class and learn actual fighting, you'll realize what a sham your life was before. Be your own hero and stop worshiping these hillbillies.
>>900326
Notice they have three WWE generals in the first two pages. What does this tell you about the quality of WWE posters?
>>900342
>could contain their autist central general in one thread until it goes to page10
>instead create 15 shit threads
brony-tier creatures
>>900360
exactly, no other group on this board past or present did this shit. They kept to a general and maybe one or two other threads depending on popularity.
Is CM Punk the most overrated wrestler ever?
>crybaby
>vanilla midget
>can't even do a dropkick
>copied tyler breeze's gimmick
>buried bo dallas
>>900126
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
