Is Kairi Hojo the best female wrestler in the world right now?
>>766027
Kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>766037
Nikki Bella wouldn't crack the top 50 female wrestlers.
She has the best elbow drop since Macho Man
whose you guys favorite wrassler? mine is Silky Smooth Steve San Antonio.
pic related, it's Silky Smooth Steve Dallas
mine is hulk hogan, he's so cool!
Favorite tag team. The bull and cactus combo
Daniel Bryan!
what is the best self defense weapon that can be concealed legally without a permit?
One's own edginess.
a roll of coins
>>758379
pipebomb.
what's the best fighting stance?
>>754691
Horse of course
>>754692
But no one can talk to a horse, of course
>>754691
Probably just general western boxing or muay thai for bare hands
If you're using a weapon it depends on the weapon
So how many of you have copped a feel while rolling around?
Be honest /asp/
http://www.strawpoll.me/5842020
I got a dude's dick shoved in my face while being pinned. Does that count? They say wrestling is the hardest sport, but this was probably the softest moment of my life.
>>752674
You are lucky that you didn't face creepy gay grappler yet.
>>752674
I don't think that counts unless you were trying to get pinned with a dick in your face.
DOJO HAPPENINGS AND SPAZ/FREAK OUTS
>be in judo class at my Uni
>There's a weird "alpha" guy in our class, lets call him sperglord
>Sperglord is the kinda guy who just can't into martial arts at all. Always stiff, just naturally shitty.
>The kinda guy that wears a polo under his gi
>The kinda guy you dont want to randori or roll with because when you win, he freaks out or starts playing very dirty
>Be in class today
>Today we drilled tai otoshi
>Sperglord in all his glory picks a white belt (who's actually half decent IMO) to drill with
>it becomes time to finish, and its sperglords time as uke
>In a whirlwind of red faced, spitting-while-swearing, donald trump hair, he crashes to the ground and screams in agony
Now here, when I say scream, I don't mean kiai... I don't mean AAARRRGGHHH, I mean a fucking wilhelm scream.
>Sperg stands up with his face so fucking red, I thought he was about to have an aneurysm
>Raises his hands in the air like a black woman at church
>drops to seza and SLAMS his hands into the mats screaming "OH GOD DAMNIT, FUCK THIS"
>Everyone just freezes and goes completely silent
>Our sensei (who's been training for 49 years, mind you), stops mid technique explanation, walks over to him, and says as cold as a fucking iceberg:
>get your shit and leave
>The rest of class acts like nothing ever happened
>before we bow out, says he won't teach someone like that, and he's not welcome back
thank. fucking. god.
Lol
Did u tak him 2 da bar???
>>737701
#tbt
>>737156
Wait wait wait...
Wearing a polo shirt under your gi is an option?
Bbl...
-OFFICIAL SURVIVOR SERIES PART 2 THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: VACANT
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
bump
>still no cum on my hands yet
This match is fine. Why do you guys hate women?
first for diva's piss break being extended
http://www.cagesideseats.com/2015/11/22/9772166/cesaro-injury-shoulder-torn-rotator-cuff-surgery
Get rekt Cesaro keks.
One of the few people on the main roster I bother to watch. What a shame considering he's in their top three in terms of talent.
>>782989
Lol goodbye reddit memesaro
Any chance of momentum he had is gone
-OFFICIAL SURVIVOR SERIES THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: VACANT
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
Requesting sticky from mods, to help prevent 5 different threads. If we do need more than one, PLEASE wait until image limit, not bump limit, it splits the threads up way too much.
Who /RomanReigns/ in the house?
inb4 butthurt redditors cancel wwe network because my boy wins
>>782939
I agree with these words.
Has this waste man ever actually won a feud?
Pugs are more threatening them him at this point.
Bryan
Jericho
Ambrose
gotta keep Cena & Reigns strong
>>779285
He beat Ryback that one time
>>779285
He can't win if it isn't in the script, anon.
You don't believe this stuff is real, do you?
Post that one Superstar or Diva that you miss the most and hope returns one day
>>779281
^:(
>>779290
>1621
I MEANT 1652
>WWE basically gets its own board
>No smack down thread
>are you fucking kidding me.
>thread for non fags who dont watch spoilers but know what happens anyway cuz fucking shittiest wrestler on roster roman cant lose.
>thread made 50 mins after start
good shit GOOD shit
>Ryder
>jobbing for Breeze
>>778426
smackdown isn't a "oh boy let's watch it right as it happens" show
it's more of a "it's 3 AM and i'm too drunk to keep up with an episode of family guy, i wonder what else is on the DVR" show
especially before a PPV, they don't want anyone getting hurt, it's all promos and card updates
Can she do it bros? Can she finally beat Bayley for the title next week>
Where my /Evangelicals/ at?
>>777591
She can and she will
We'll find out when they tape the show tonight.
If they have her win taped though, that's pretty hilarious.
>wwe
>"wrestling"
Kill me
REAL wresling thread please
REAL wresling doesn't draw fampai
Won that fucking gold medal with a broken freakin' neck.
I'm a lifelong practitioner of goju karate. As supplementation, I've developed an interest in drunken fist now that I've finished learning the basics of american boxing.
Redpill me on the basics of wushu/drunking boxing because I don't get it
>>775315
Chinks at the shaolin stated It's a meme art for entertainment purpose along with monkey style.
Any dojang advertising it for self defence/fighting is 100% mcdojo.
>>775319
That is a major disappointment
>>775315
Well you're obviously prepared to swallow any nonsense the supposed "master" spews so it sounds like you'll fit in great.
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