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Okay asp, you have to choose a theme song current or otherwise that plays whenever you enter a room for at least 25 seconds, can be from any company
>my choice is the GOAT of all heel themes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L_4llf0rsDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmPo9MaGZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0VE_66QM3c
>>1275392
Roman Reigns should have a theme like the Tribal Trouble of Umaga ... once it started you knew the other guy was going to get rekt
> built like a credible threat
> had decent manager
> put on decent matches
> fed to juan dinner and nipple h
the state of umanga
Who was the better unstoppable monster foreign heel? Rusev or Umaga?
So this was probably the most consistent and solid ppv of the year so far.
Bullet Club firmly the most over faction going on right now.
>>1275355
>Outlaw wrestling
>Meme Cabana main eventing
>>1275355
> having colt 'the only guy who thinks i have talent is my boyfriend Semen Spunk' cabana anywhere near your main event
we had a wicked killer el nino, and I figure its a good time to dump general el nino shit from the west coast
So, I rewatched this match the other thay and it's still quite a lot better than the PPV matches you see today. The pacing was perfect, the match was how I remembered but the finish still shocked me as I forgot it only took Orton one RKO. Randy really deserved the title even though his face turn after didn't really do anything for him. The match doesn't drag even though it's slow paced. Everything today is too damn fast. Why is it that today they have to stuff every big move in a five minute match and literally every PPV match is a finisher spam/kickout fest?...
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>Randy really deserved the title
How can somebody be this wrong?
>>1275294
Alot of Indie Darlings in the WWE. Dumb fucks who think Hard Kicks and flips are what sells. I remember the good days of Angle, Eddie and Benoit.
>>1275294
I remember this PPV sucking ass. This was the only good match on the card.
Post themes you would pick for a PPV
Linkin Park - In The End
Motörhead- Ace Of Spades
>>1275171
t. rilpe h
Who are some wrestlers that can see through the façade?
Daily reminder Dean never got his rematch for the Intercontinental Championship and Ryback was never given an Intercontinental Championship shot either.
>>1275141
Fuck that kevin fatass
>>1275145
Kevin cheat he thumbed Ry in the eye and then pinned him with the tights
That deserves a better blow off match
When I was 16 I absolutely loved wrestling. This was around 1998 which was the height of the attitude era. The fun thing about watching wrestling is watching it with company because watching it alone is not as fun. My wrestling buddy at the time was my dad. My dad loved wrestling and we had a routine going on where we would sit in the family room on Mondays and watch RAW every week. This was awesome until things started getting super edgy on RAW. Let me ask you a question: Have you ever gone and seen an R rated movie with your parents and a sex scene comes up and it gets super awkward? Yeah well that was happening a lot with my dad. Super Awkward.
Well, this is where I explain why I am so apposed to attitude era programming. One night me and my dad where watching RAW as per usual when some pretty sexual segment aired. I don't remember what it was since it's been black out of my mind for years but the segment pretty much turned on the flood gates in my panties. Hormones are a bitch.
I can pretty much feel the wetness down there and I started feeling uncomfortable and my dad could tell I was fidgeting a lot. I didn't want to go to the bathroom because I didn't want to miss any matches so I pretty much sat with my juices stirring like soup. The smell was radiating through every layer of clothing below my waist. The smell pretty much filled the room. It wasn't a bad smell. I know some girls vaginas that smell like rotting fish but I was a pretty hygienic person so it smelled like clean pussy if that makes any sense.
My dad pretty much knew what was happening as soon as he got a whiff of my umm, stuff. I don't want to get any further into this so I'll give you the short version.
I sucked my dad off that night during RAW while my mom was upstairs sleeping. We've never talked about it to this day. If it weren't for that stupid Attitude Era style of writing WWE was in during that time I'm sure what happened with me and my dad would have never occurred.
10/10
>I sucked my dad off that night during RAW while my mom was upstairs sleeping. We've never talked about it to this day. If it weren't for that stupid Attitude Era style of writing WWE was in during that time I'm sure what happened with me and my dad would have never occurred.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIdS6UNlxaM
it was this scene wasn't it
>I watch Botchamania
>I watch WhatCulture Wrestling
>I browse r/squaredcircle
>I follow non-WWE wrestling promotions such as IWGP and NJPW
>When the WWE comes to my city, I attend all of the televised shows and exaggerate my reactions by a factor of 10
>I stay up past midnight to watch a children's television programme
>I am a British wrestling fan
how many times are you gonna post this
>>1274934
as many times as i want cunt
>>1274932
>IWGP
Got me there, and it only got better from that point on.
She's getting cheered more with every passing week. She's going to be an extremely over living legend by Summerslam and there's nothing you obese misogynists can do about it.
HEE-HAW!
>liking Sasha
Do your parents know you're gay?
>WE WANT SASHA
>*HOT TAG
>BORING BORING BORING
Why do so many people hate Byron Saxton?
Firstly, the guy is a great commentator, a foil for king and JBL, and he isn't afraid to be laughed at which is great for the kids.
Secondly, he's in great shape and has actually stepped inside the squared circle and thus can get inside the mind of the wrestlers much better than Michael cole ever could.
Thirdly, he is a minority! Who can argue with this? It's incredible to see the strides WWE has made in terms of diversity especially since it has a history of being incredibly racist to all non-white...
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>>1274570
>Because he's a shit commentaor and only starts shits.
>So did JBL that doesn't prove shit
>Who gives a fuck? Why are you judging a man base on his race but on his ability, his ability is shit.
Legit, you should go back to >>>/r/eddit
>Who gives a fuck? Why are you judging a man base on his race but on his ability, his ability is shit.
Go back to /pol/
>>1274654
>said the fag who's using his race as an actual point
Wrestlers that need a new gimmick
Sin Cara needs to drop the spot monkey gimmick and start attacking people on backstage collecting the faces from other wrestlers, if he can't have a face no one will
John Cena
>>1274618
Kalisto and Sin Cara need gimmicks, period. Being "The Masketta Man" was enough 15 or 20 years ago, but not anymore. They need something on top of being luchadores.
Has he ever had a good match where he wasn't carried by someone more talented?
so i just had this idea
reigns vs lesnar vs rollins vs goldberg for the title
reigns pins goldberg/rollins
that gets him over right?
that i can recall, no.
and yes, big show is a better wrestler and seller then reigns. but that was a gimmick match, where reigns' weaknesses were masked.
ITT: underrated matches
I'll start with the Angle vs Lesnar vs Big Show triple threat for the WWE Championship from Vengeance 2003.
the tag match with team angle vs rey and some other guy from the same ppv is pretty good
Lesnar vs Show's stretcher match was pretty great
>>1273966
I liked this match too. Lesnar and Beeg's whole feud was pretty fun.
Main event champion in any other promotion.
>>1273921
Yeah maybe in 2CW
Nah. He's a good midcard act who can be moved into the main event picture when needed. Hes's nowhere world champion material tho.
I'm still kinda bummed they canned him. Dude took all the shit they threw at him and made it work.
>>1273925
> 00:00:00
>Nailed It
