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>>1270284
AJ Lee
Thiccki Best Bella
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shit, old thread:
>>1242213
>>1266343
> helpful and non-autistic OP strikes again
BASED
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Suck my dick le early le burly autist OP guy
>>1266360
oh yes
skatepark etiquette: go early or go burly
any chance of seeing Balor tonight or will he debut at extreme rules?
>>1278672
Night after Extreme Rules. Balor has a signing in Canada about an hour from RAW.
>>1278683
damn, hopefully its worth the wait
>>1278672
He's booked next month for a Takeover so not till June 9th
>music hits
>this fat piece shit waddles out
>tears up your wife's son's AJ Styles poster
how do you respond?
>your wife's son's
thats oddly specific.
yell "KILL OWENS KILL!' and throw the child at him to finish the job
>"Tag me in, bitch!"
That's why they suck now:
Blah, blah for 3 weeks. PPV, end. Or 2 PPVs at best.
Let's look at successful wrestling storylines:
NWO taking over WCW.
Hall debuts in early June 1996
Hogan takes the title in August (that's 3 months already)
Bischoff is revealed in November
1997 NWO completely takes over
Sting meanwhile doesn't wrestle for the whole year, appears in the rafters
28 Dec 1997, Sting first match in a year, vs Hogan for the title, huge hype.
1 year and half of storyline
similarily
Stone...
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>>1276846
You need to be striaghter
Wrestling always fucked up long storyline.
>NWO
Fucked up with to many member
>sting return
Fucked up with the way he win
>For the rock
They fucked up a very over uppercard like rikishi and Steph can't write for shit.
>Daniel bryan
Like hogan heel turn wasn't set up is like togashi or kubo writing.
Seriously, forshadow in wrestling is the worst
>>1276846
God damn that Sting angle was awesome
>when's this mo fucka gonna wrestle
Then he'd come down to make a save and I'd mark out
Anyone remember the army of like 100 stings?
Why is the level of banter and discussion on this board so dreadful? Is it because all wrestling fans are underaged or man children?
It's just Carter
>>1276606
Most of it comes from the three same people day-in day-out. Please try to ignore them and just talk about wrestling
Or is it because it's only populated by 5 different people using 20 different trips?
I'm really very disappointed in this guy. He goes around talking about how he's a "A Certified G and A Bona-Fide Stud". Well, i happen to know that's total bullshit. Know how? Because I'm "A Certified G and A Bona-Fide Stud" and he's never at any of the meetings.
See, back about 10 years ago, I taught G 101 and Advanced Stud 102 and 103 at P.S. 231 in Brooklyn. I'm a M.A. in G and did post graduate work towards my Doctorate at the Juan Bonatzio - Arnold Fidel School of Stud. As soon as i've completed my dissertation...
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>>1276538
I'm sure you thought this was gonna be real funny when you thought it up in your head
>>1276546
Eh
It's more entertaining than reading Carter replying to himself with 3 different trips
>>1276546
ahh, did the 8 year old get pissed off when someone questioned his fantasy world?
or did the 38 year old get pissed off when mom called him up from the basement to empty the garbage.
if you treated this crap like most of the viewers do, as a live action daffy duck cartoon, you might be happier.
So I've been thinking over a few ideas and wanted to know what you guys think.
What kind of impact do you think it would have if the WWE decided to either:
Add a Women's Tag Team division/belt
A secondary belt *like the us/intercontinental/etc) so that there could be more than one story at a time
Or the last thing I was thinking was what would happen if they were to give them their own show? Surely this would free up some time on RAW and SD even if it was only RAW and you kept both genders on SD which would also make SD mean something because...
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>>1276322
>Or the last thing I was thinking was what would happen if they were to give them their own show
No. Will NEVER be sustainable. While womans wrestling has gotten better over the last three years there is not nearly enough talent to make that work. I would be down with adding a tag belt tho.
>Add a Women's Tag Team division/belt
Totally fine.
>A secondary belt *like the us/intercontinental/etc) so that there could be more than one story at a time
I think the NXT Women's Title serves that purpose well enough.
> Surely this would free up some time on RAW and SD
Those are REALLY long shows. How much more time do they need?
>Add a Women's Tag Team division/belt
useless, not enough good workers to sustain it
>A secondary belt *like the us/intercontinental/etc) so that there could be more than one story at a time
you dont need belts to have stories. also barely anyone gives a fuck about midcard mens titles. midcard womens title might as well not exist.
>Or the last thing I was thinking was what would happen if they were to give them their own show? Surely this would free up some time on RAW...
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So this was kind of cool...
Is it a part of a WWE plan? Since its Evolve it could be. Would /wwe/ like to watch them at NXT or something? Making NXT vs former TNA feud? Since NXT has Roode, Joe, Young already and TNA is dying.
https://youtu.be/NyXPFFOZsG0
>>1276085
> EC3 & Drew
> manlets
So you're dumb AND blind?
>outlaw memestling
wew lad
>>1276103
EC3 is 6'1" and Drew is clearly taller.
> protect this business
Buy a rope.
How would you have enjoyed Rocky 4 if Rocky steamrolled through Drago in one round during the final fight?
How would you have enjoyed Gladiator if Maximus no sold the stab in the side by the Emperor?
How would you have enjoyed Taxi Driver if Bickle smiled through the shoot-out at the end while shucking and jiving?
If any of that happend, in each case the drama and believability of the world the pieces of FAKE fiction created would have been ruined for you.
Why should a fake piece of fiction like wrestling be any different?
The fag looking Young...
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> my post in the general was ignored
> my /woo/ thread is being shit on
> my circlejerk post is irrelevant
Is there any mark who is more cucked than OP?
>>1276039
Smarks preferring puro predates Readit by literally decades.
>>1276037
>I browse /woo/
>CM Punk fans.
>>1275858
At least this guy had the sense to get a tattoo of what Phil will look like when he returns to the WWE.
>cm punk fans
>>1275858
Jesus Christ. Couldn't even get a realistic looking Phil. Getting another person tattooed onto you is sad as fuck either way.
First for me
OP is based
>If that decision was mine, I would have went to the main roster a long time ago. But that decision is currently not on my hands. ... I'm having a lot of fun in NXT. We're building what is one of the most exciting brands in sports entertainment, and I'm very happy to be here and be part of the team and driving the success that is NXT road trips.
I know people love the act, but part of the fun and drama of pro wrestling is when can suspend your disbelief and get into the story. Whenever I see the Young Bucks, I'm just constantly reminded that I'm watching a performance. Takes me out a lot. Thoughts?
>>1275574
They are meme performers. People literally go to watch them because they are a meme, Cornette has only added to the meme. The Young Bucks combined wrestling with memes and made mega dollars.
>The Young Bucks make wrestling seem fake
Wrestling in general makes wrestling seem fake.
>>1275574
>The Young Bucks
>Pro Wrestling
>Fake
That's why it is Sports Entertainment and not fucking Pro Wrestling.
Get some knowledge before you talk. And no, I don't care about those two.
>8 superstars get released for being mediocre
>Cameron's ass literally saved her job
Who else kept their job because of one thing?
>>1275537
Cameron got released, that's Naomi and she's decent other than having a godlike ass.
Darren Young kept his job because he's filling double quotas, Titus because of the minor scandal his suspension caused.
>>1275537
I dont like black people but holy shit I'd colonize that ass
>eyepatch Naomi
Dave Meltzer from Dick Sucking Observer reported that WWE is expected to fire a bit more people today/tomorrow.
PLACE YOUR BETS LADS
>>1275467
Ryback and Adam Rose no doubt. The Ascension also maybe
Sandow
Curtis Axel
>>1275470
>Sandow
