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>You see, the fact of the matter is...
>STEPHANIE HAS BEEN BLACKED WITH BBC
Tripel H is so shit yet he's one of my favorites
I can't explain..
>>810675
Because when he wants to be hes good at promos other times its just too drawn out.
After training for a few years, my punches and kicks now go "through" the Thai pads. They hurt the guy holding, he's worrying about his bones and joints and doesn't want to play with me anymore, basically.
What's the next step? I almost broke my fingers on the heavy bag because I punched too hard (fist sunk in too much - ouch). What about wall pads? How to stuff my bag so it becomes harder?
>>810524
Sounds like you're ready to train with King Kai.
>>810524
>What's the next step?
The objective isn't trying to punch as hard as you can it's to try to punch or kick with enough force to accomplish what you are trying to do focus now on speed since it sounds like you are slow as fuck
![tumblr_n3v46nxqfK1qg8i80o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ti9A7ai.jpg "tumblr_n3v46nxqfK1qg8i80o1_1280[1].jpg")
Post any and all wrestling art here. Bonus points for original content.
The UlWar/Goldust "match" was fucking awful. Why bother making fanart of it?
i have a few
>>810389
Just one more match and no not for the world title. How should it be done? I think Jericho and him at Mania would be good considering Christian hasn't had a match at one since 2010.
He should go out putting over the new Canadian sensation
>>810314
Against Rollins at a non-big 4 PPV
How aboot he puts over Baron Crobin in a casket match on Raw? It will help boost ratings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQX_9ZYI3TE
>>809724
I really want to like him because when the fuck DON'T you need a good solid midcard monster-face but holy fuck he's just so bad at everything.
>>809726
maybe if he reads a few more feminist novels
>>809726
remember a few weeks ago when he actually did the fallaway slam finisher left to right of the hardcam so he only had to pin the guy, rather than do that gay ass 3 point k-turn around the body to make sure hes facing the camera like usual
then he stopped an went back to the stupid fall-back from the camera
>marks are nerds
>smarks are dweebs
>2016
>not being a confident attractive popular alpha male casual fan that fucks models
Why aren't you a casual WWE fan? It's better than being some beta male that watches every show and not just the big four PPVs and occasional 90min episode on Hulu
>>809596
here's your one response.
>>809596
>>casual fan
>>that fucks models
>>Implying most casual fans aren't inbred fucktards, children, or fat chicks who ogle the dudes in their underwear
Those are called "Mannequins" son, not "models."
>>810071
>implying smarks aren't objectively all internet addicted r9k tier neckbeard virgins
This is probably my first time posting on /asp/ so forgive me if this sounds like a dumb question. Does anyone have some good leg stretches and exercises to improve flexibility?
Back when I was a kid I used to do Taekwondo and Hapkido classes. Then I grew up and joined the military, so I haven't had a chance to practice at all. It's been over ten years and I can barely get my legs to stretch above my hips. I'd like to get back my old form but first I need to be able to throw a kick without tearing a muscle.
Any ideas? Picture is unrelated.
Do each stretch shown in the following 9 gifs about 5 times each, and then maybe do them 5 more times again.
Follow by kicking a heavy bag or something, and then cool down by walking around for a minute or two.
Do the same stretches again, but hold them for about 15 seconds each.
Hey /asp/ give me a top 10 must watch PPV on wwe network
>>809319
Starcade 97
>>809319
Survivor Series 2015
>>809319
WM19
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cxx6k_roman-reigns-tlc-promo_fun
>>809056
>reigns has been this exposed for a full year
>still going to win the championship at some point this year
>probably after 2 spears
>>809058
>2 diesel jacknifes to make it seem like a really tough match
>2 JACK NIEFS MAGGLE
>BRET HART IS SUCH A FIGHTER BUT NOBODY COULD WITHSTAND 2 JACKNIFES FROM DESUL
>d-d-declare
top kek
>post wrestling
>predict the last 5 matched of TLC
>other wrestling things
>Predict possible Royal Rumble Winners
please try and stick with this one thread guys
>>808808
>please try and stick with this one thread guys
>>808808
> /wwe/ and /asp/ thread
> please try and stick with this one thread guys
Nice try 2Old Weirdo
Kill yourself you sad pathetic cunt
>>808821
>implying I'm steve-o
there is more than one /asp/ tripfag, you know that right?
Or - TKD brah looks like 2-3 years of yoga after 3 classes.
So, everyone knows i'm hypermobile, which is a fancy term for "double jointed", right? You ever wonder what would happen if someone like me did yoga?
Truth me told, i'm more in it for the stability (my ankles need work) - but i want my flexibility to endure past 25- i've allready noticed a mild limiting. I want to remove that.
So yeah, i mean i'm still going to keep going, and eventually i'll hit a plateau, but i'm making mad yoga gains. hopefully that means more stable joints
granted, i'm doing this for free out of a yoga studio IN LA Fitness, it's giving mild benefits.
Pic hopefully not related to my impending suffering from overmobillity. I know it's weird but i want to STOP that from happening, not encourage it.
>>808548
How do i unsubscribe from your cringeworthy homosexual blog m8?
My 3 year old niece is less attention seeking than this shit. Fuck off to reddit, this is the /wwe/ board now
>>808548
>this cringey /asp/ namefag
You don't belong here anymore. You're not welcome.
>>808548
this thread is really of no interest to anyone.
but you do belong here you're a dying breed TKDbrah we need you to fight off the mandrama fags. stick around.
wu an hero-ed
seido is barely around anymore
all the namefags have gone extinct :C
>better spear
>more charisma on the mic
>holds title longer than 5:15
>>808537
Please start at least trying with this b8
You're making us look bad in-front of our new roomies, the /asp/ies
>implying Roman's spear is bad
>implying Charlotte doesn't tie with Edge for worst spear ever
>>808554
still puzzles me why vince hasnt pushed him to the moon
>was born in the U.S.
>native english speaker
>speaks decent spanish
>has a chant thats over
>impressive in the ring.
>has a mask
everything that vince wants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGsmQ2PBzpQ
>Ambrose got CORPUS FUCKING CHRISTI to pop
>still get's put aside for a Reigns push
Is there any logic to this at all or does WWE just hate money?
WWE isn't booked to make money, it's booked to amuse Vince McMahon
>>808250
Sadly this
reminder that reigns is the #2 merch seller
I recently started training at a "striking academy", and on certain days we spare. I have done "points sparing" plenty of times during my tae kwon do and kyuki-do training. Both opponents always wear chest guards. This gym is a bit more geared towards training with the goal of setting up fights. They spar with leg pads, boxing gloves, and probably head gear in a kickboxing style. I have points spared in tournaments before, but I don't really have any interest in getting in a ring with anyone else in a "fight" type of capacity. I like sparing...
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You could just stop being a pussy.
>>808225
do you think taking and dealing with the lasting affects of getting hit makes you a better fighter, or are you just trying to be tough?
>>808238
Rather than have yourself stand out and seem more like an outsider to the pack, which will have lasting effects (as minor as they may be), you could just spar like a sport fighter and gain the benefits of training to actually fight, rather than waste the potential by using the handicap of a chest protector.
What are the reasons to not have an adult themed WCW revolution, hear me out, rather then having talent wasted you could push them in a WCW uprising and if it failed then at least the superstars gained some heat, the adult theme will appeal to the people who have grown up with WCW and people who don't like the PG era.
Feel free to discuss, My writings not the best but im not a fucking poet, #WeWantWCW
>>808060
Off topic but when did WCW use that logo?
>>808068
their reboot on WWF tv/invasion era.
It was pretty solid, very in at that time, I think i even bought a shirt with that logo actually.
>>808068
I'm not sure if wwe invented it or if it was just as the company was going under. One or the other.
