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Does anyone else think Punk's dickishness had a hand in ruining this man's in-ring career potential?
>>1286893
What u mean?
>colt cuckbana
>anything but trash
Colt Cabana was never good
SMACKDOWN is /asp/ general?
smackdown talk goes here
talk about it while its on.talk about based ranallo taking over commentary and king getting btfo. laugh at those who are watching,
spoil shit because who cares, whatever.
Kallisto on commentary makes me smile. Based Ru Ru working stiff with botch cara is what I want and need in life.
>Watching Smackdown
Kallisto is in fully blatant yeah I bought the Ultimo Dragon mask and barely modified it, no fucks given mode. I am so happy Rusev is crushing him and botch cara.
How would you react if your whole life was just a WWE storyline, every person you knew had been picked by Vince and co. to be a heel or face in your life and every achievement or lack thereof was the decision of Vince McMahon?
>>1286548
my life makes too much sense to be booked by the WWE
>>1286548
I would kindly ask to be booked as a 6'5'' billionaire with no worries
I'll ask Vince when am I finally getting much needed heel turn
>Sesugh Uhaa
>>1286545
>Rebecca Quin
These niggers have funny names eh
>Leati AnoaŹ»i
Jamal Kimani Jones
How does WWE survive with the same wrestlers that it's had for the last 20 years? Triple H, the Rock, Jericho, Big Show etc. It's embarrassing watching guys in their mid 40s jumping around the ring
>>1286446
No competition and marks are dumb enough to keep giving WWE money
Wellllllllll
>>1286446
Because they're still better than indy shitters
Why don't people give the Rock shit for selling out? He may be a legend, but what he did was far worse than Batista. At least Batista wrestled more than once a year when he came back, Rocky just doesn't give a shit about the wrestling crowd now that he has mainstream appeal.
I fucking hate Rock on any wrestling show now and wish he would go away from it for good. His movies are decent.
>Why don't people give the Rock shit for selling out?
Cause he worked out peoples anger with Hollywood Rock in 2003
>>1286426
I don't like the Rock and tune out whenever he appears
Who deserves this champion?
>>1286401
Your mum.
>>1286401
Dean Mark or whatever he's trip is now. At least Owens partakes in physical activity even if every day is treat day
>>1286401
Kevin Owens
>mfw BB gun, karate, and skateboard threads on the wrestling board
>toy guns belong on /toy/
>karate belongs on /jp/
>skateboard on /lgbt/
>>1286494
This kek
>>1286494
The stonerplankerd are cool, they dont take themselves too seriously like the rest of the OG /asp/ies
the toygun and virginduelers on the other hand deserve every shitpost they get
YOU CALL YOURSELVES "THE CLUB"
DATS FUNNY
CUZ STANDING OVER HERE U THREE LOOKING MORE LIKE "THE CUNTS"
IM NOT A GOOD GUY
IM NOT A BAD GUY
IM JUST THE GUY
AND AT WWE EXTREME RULES IM FINNA DUN TAKE THIS FIST RIGHT HERE AND PUNCH U STRAIGHT IN DA MOUF
SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH U TATER TOTS GOTTA BELEE DAT
>>1286189
is this what happens when you spend too much time on this shithole? i hope i don't end up like Carter one day
>>1286240
Im not Carter ya manlet nerd
>>1286244
Carter please leave.
Dean is going to win MITB
>I know this to be true
Lose weight chubby
>>1286173
Kys ya manlet nerd
>>1286195
Have sex
>Colt Cabana, the guy who just got fucked outta winning the ROH World Championship because of the Young Bucks, is now gonna be facing pic related where the winner gets a year supply of gold from Jeff Jarrett.
Why does Sandow get to keep his name? Are we getting worked by Vince?
>>1286133
That time that Bryan got fired for the tie thing, went back to ROH and then got called back to the WWE as a surprise return against the Nexus was a work or did Vince legitimately backed down?
>>1286138
Vince sent Bryan back to ROH because Bryan choking one of the announcers by his tie is considered "not PG"
Yet Brock killing JBL and Michael Cole after Seth Rollins got away with the WWE Championship is PERFECTLY FINE
I hate PG so fucking much
YOU'RE LOOKIN AT THE REAL DEAL NOW
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He should have been the next Red Rooster
>>1285822
Why did D'Lo career continue after crippling Droz?
Dude was a phenomenal wrestler, had an extremely wide movepool, great technian, appeal, and was overtly underutilized like a lot of people in the attitude and ruthless aggression era. And that's even before he crippled droz.
Only downside was he had a Huxtable soft voice. So his promos were always gimped despite his efforts.
Soon.
>>1285790
Soon what?
>>1285792
Ratings hit 1.5
>>1285794
fuck off dean mark
So if WWE really wants to pretend that they're into this new era wouldn't this be a good time to finally shake up the announcing situation? I was one of the guys who thought that Cole was underrated back in the day and enjoyed him with both Taz and Bradshaw, but he's regressed over the years and clearly can't keep up with the faster pace of recent matches. Saxton is garbage and the fact that he's working both shows is so pathetic it's painful. Lawler is actively undermining the wrestlers in the ring while pretending to undermine Ranallo, who's...
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>>1285514
>Heyman is too good to be off TV until whenever Brock decides to show up again
doesn't matter, he only wants to be on TV when Brock shows up, the absolute last thing Paul Heyman wants to do is sit and be yelled at by Vince McMahon for three hours straight
He cares more about his family and his outside businesses now
>>1285514
Heyman would never agree to be a full time commentator.
Ranello and Graves are the best commentators in the company. You can shove anyone in with them
>chris benoit
>linda mcmahon politics career
>cm pAnk
>daniel bryan
>pg-13
what will be the last nail in wwe's coffin ?
Romans title reign
>>1285275
This
At some point you will dry up all your real fans when Roman just buries all the talent in the company. It has basically already happened but the few left that arent kids and parents are close to walking.
>>1285268
Adam Rose issue
