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ITT: GOAT Entrances
1 Undertaker
2 HHH
3 Finn Balor
4 Batista
5 Randy Orton (Legend killer era)
HOW YOU DOIN'
>>1098227
John Cena anyone else is just a iwc tard
>ctrl + f
>no total divas thread
Time to remedy that!
Just starting the episode. Paige helping this gay dude looks like it's going to be hilarious.
I net NJPW and all other wrestling promotions laugh at WWE for this. No wonder UFC doesn't take mandrama seriously
>>1098170
>I net
LMFAO
Only 8 minutes in and there's been a lot of self boob touching so far.
Fuck Wrestlemania, I'm more excited for RAW the night after, and whatever hackneyed PPV they throw at us the following month
>two womens matches
>two smackdown-tier tag team matches
>30,000 german suplexes from brock
>shitty offence from ambrose
>shane mcmahon's awful punches
>reignswinslol
my hype level for this card could not be any lower
>>1098112
I thought about trying to defend the 8 woman clusterfuck match but it's literally impossible. I don't think theres a way for any of the ones who can wrestle to salvage it.
>>1098109
That's Extreme Rules. Here's the card:
Reigns vs whoever comes back from injury first
Ambrose v Lesnar
Strowman v Big Show
Zayn v Owens
Styles v Wyatt
Ryback v Kalisto
New Day v Dudleyz
Sasha v Charlotte
Christian = GOAT
Why isn't he wrestling anymore
>>1097938
Because he retired
>>1097929
Cage = Charisma
Seth and sheamus thread? I'm in
Oh my god I gonna make porrrrn
>i don't see roman reigns as the face of the company, ambrose is way more obvious a choice
>>1097654
>you just don't have sophisticated tastes in the art of professional WRESTLING, sheeple! s-s-stop calling it s-sports entert-t-t-tainment
>another one of these threads
Are all NXT beta nu males faggots or are they just a loud minority?
I tried to watch a sasha vs some side pony chick go at it in an iron man match but the crowd was extremely annoying. They sounded like a bunch of white knight pole smokers, are all the shows like this?
>>1097650
>look mom, I posted it again
> /wwe/ mark confused by a lively crowd
every fuckin' time
ITT: UFC prohibitions that are stupid and thus need to be repealed:
>hitting the back of the head
>heel to kidney strikes
>abusive language
>timidity
>12 to 6 elbows (not sure about this one)
Thoughts?
Tag team in the UFC when?
>>1097604
>Do you get in trouble for being a pussy?
Basically stalling or avoiding your opponent. It gives an advantage to strikers imho.
>first point
Jesus, that sounds fucking awful
Also, it just occurred to me that you should be allowed to were a gi, and/or go bare knuckles if you want to.
What's the experience here with independent wrestling? Do you guys support your local scene?
>>1097547
My experience:
>November 2015 Bayou la Batre
>card includes Chris Masters, Piggsy from manhunt, high test divas, generic ROH-looking types and a New Jack with Kofi Kingston hair
>Also Tom Prichard, who is/was a coach for Edge and some other midcarders way back when
>probably a botchfest but I was too stupid to know the difference then
>one guy had a Spartan hoplite...
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My local promotions aren't worth going too so sadly not.
I went to see my local minor league promotion once. I saw Nicole Mathews, Veda Scott and a skinny RVD knockoff
This man KEKS the WWE goof and geek circus by getting better ratings than Raw. Nobody cares about wrasslin' anymore. Deal with this fact.
>KEKS
Dumb fucking cuck
Who would want to waste time on Raw when the Factor is on? No sane adult for sure.
will he be a draw when he comes back?
if not what does he have to do to become one?
>>1097498
Doubt it.
Develop a personality. The WWE forced him everywhere and he still didn't display any particular star-power.
It's nothing against him. Not everyone can be a draw across a wider fan-base.
>>1097498
never
>>1097498
> will he be a draw
He kind of already is? A lot of fans who lost hope between summer slam and now might pay attention if crossfit jesus comes back, but other than making smarks happy that won't put too many butts in seats.
> if not what does he have to do to become one?
Stay the fuck away from trips and steph, get a babyface turn (reigns feud, balor feud, another brock feud, whatever). In case of ring work, he doesn't have to change. He's...
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Now is the perfect time to bring him back. Westlemania is right around the corner.
>>1097315
Davari too
>>1097315
>isn't getting booed as much because Americans have become .03% nicer to Muslims over the past decade.
>joins ISIS for cheap heat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAq8d9NDsT0
>>1097315
Imagine an actual ISIS gimmick? Shit would be cash
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/22/11283476/hbo-commentator-ufc-will-never-produce-a-pinnacle-event-like-mayweather-pacquiao-mma-news#comments
He's right actually. UFC/MMA has peaked and been stagnant for a while.
>>1097272
Before mayweather pacman boxing had been stagnant for 10 years at least.
The thing is that this is a pinnacle event in boxing because nothing ever happens in boxing, but if these fights happened six months to a year then would everyone have lost their shit so much? In MMA there are one or two big events per year at least, there are so many that they just don't seem as big time. MMA fans are spoiled compared to boxing fans, who don't get jack shit fucking ever
Hulkamania Return at Wrestlemania 32 confirmed by Edge & Christian Show
Nice photoshop
>>1097108
Actually not a shoop.
But it's probably been edited now.
>>1097116
Yeah, Hogan's getting another $25 million on top of that now.
>'I am the Brock Lesnar'
What did he mean by this?
He's the Brock Lesnar.
>>1097088
that he can fuck your bitch whenever he wants m9
He's the Brock Lesnar
