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First for THE GUY
First for /neet/
Has a wrestler ever got a boner in the ring?
How did Edge avoid getting a stiffy when doing the live sex celebration???
They tape their dicks to the side of their legs before they go out.
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>>1177259
Thanks for the tip friend
Do you guys tell people you still watch this shit or do you hide power level like /a/?
>>1177104
>living paycheck to paycheck
18+
>>1177109
>he hasn't had sex yet
>>1177104
my acquaintances know but i hide it around people i'm not familiar with
W W @ ?
Previous Thread: >>1172382
Reminder to ignore and report Rhynofags.
Picnic next saturday.
Contact Admin if you're coming.
Gerald is barred from bringing potato salad again haha.
>>1176941
>3 replies
S I D E S
>>1176941
So is this OP legitimately autistic?
btw Rhyno is God
I always look forward to posting in this thread
I'M CHASING
>>1176912
THE DEMONS I'VE CREATED
>>1176914
BABY DONT HURT ME
>>1176914
WITH EVERY LAST PART OF MEH
TO PEH
FOR MEH
AND I'LL GO
ON
AND ON
AND ON
AND ON
Watch some teenagers box with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcY2AfsEMiw
heyump
>>1176898
are these guys just afraid to throw a body blow to try to get the other guy to lower his hands?
Will he win midcard belts?
>>1176831
I certainly hope so, he could be the John Cena of the lower/mid card until BMJ bows out
when new day recruits him he'll be part of the freebird so yeah.
Well he's black, so I wouldn't imagine him winning any major ones.
>It's an I should've signed with the WWF 25 years ago episode
Nah. They would have ran the surfer stinger gimmick into the ground. Crow Sting would never have happened.
he did way better stuff in TNA than he would have done getting buried in WWE.
how does one get into wrestling? its like a soap opera right? how far back have the storylines and characters been going on for?
i actually wrestle
As a kid, usually, but I know people who started watching it much later. I think they just did it to be like me though.
ITT: we post favorite matches
Here's Joe vs. Necro Butcher
https://youtu.be/mMU5S9VHhJM
>>1176575
That's a great match OP, but /asp/ hates wrestling.
Be prepared to get smothered in the fedoras of a dozen triggered fanboys.
>Necro Butcher
>>1176575
> outlaw wrestling
Was Smackdown under Heyman the qualitative high point of WWE?
>>1176524
>TFW get up early on a Saturday and then watch Smackdown at 10 in the morning
That early millenium Britbong feel.
Yes. That's one of the reasons him and Vincent had a falling out. Smackdown was beating raw at one point in time in the ratings
>>1176524
Yes. WWE will never be that good again.
>Pink tights
What the hell is that all about, Bret? This ain't no ballet class.
>Sunglasses and sparklers
What a load of crap.
Shawn pls
>>1176520
>implying
Bret is just quite open about his homosexuality while Shawn was a closet homo
>tfw lose every big match
fuckin why?
>>1176432
No worries his moment is coming. Hes just paying his dues.
>>1176433
I hope so, hes funny to watch
B-but he's looking strong in defeat.
>I go online and relentlessly whiteknight WWE no matter how bad the product is
>I unironically use the term "smark", "indie darling" or "vanilla midget"
>Size=Talent
>I prefer poorly written man drama to wrestling matches
good luck not drowning in all the fedoras your about to get smothered in. not that you're wrong
>>1176401
I only whiteknight for the WWE WHC and no one else
>I enjoy Divas wrestling
how many weeks do you give them before they start jobbing on Superstars/Main Event
>>1176246
Three weeks of a shit feud, mainly matches on smackdown, payback pre show match, loss, eternal jobbers
This is going to be the cringiest shit in years. Main roster crowd will laugh this shit outta arenas.
>>1176258
Isn't Deuce and Domino were the first?
