First for THE GUY
First for /neet/
>>1177290
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>>1177291
No problem friend ;)
>>1177293
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>>1177288
Does Roman even have a passion for pro wrestling?
Based Reigns tbhfamlia.
His promo on Smackdown was GOAT and you cunts can't argue with it.
>>1177296
He's got a passion for his bank account. No different than Brock, famalama. You dont need to have a passion for what you do to do it well.
>>1177293
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>>1177296
Nope. Hes a failed football player who took up wrestling for dat dank $$$
Vince is a billionaire yet his top guys salary is only like $2 million. In NFL guys make like $200 million.
>>1177305
this.
Same with Big E and rocky malvia
>>1177308
Dont forget
Usos, Titus o neil, Brock, Goldberg, Corbin who else am I missing?
>>1177293
So you're going to drop the act once Seff returns, right?
>>1177301
>Implying either Brock or Roman do it particularly well.
Brock has not been a particularly special worker since his return, he's just had particularly special booking, and has The Look more than anyone in recorded history.
Roman is not particularly good in any respect. If Vince structured the card based on talent or charisma more than his delusional boners, Roman would be a solid midcarder.
>>1177314
Whaf act?
>>1177312
Eventually that one black weeb in the NFL who had to quit because of a leg injury or something
>>1177317
kys
>>1177305
>>1177307
>>1177312
>>1177317
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>>1177332
No, not the "this" guy. Just here to make friendly reminders, that's all.
Anyway, wonder when Kalisto will drop the title and if they are gonna keep going with the Ryback feud or move him onto to someone else. He's obviously just keeping it warm for Cena, like ADR was until John hurt himself.
>>1177296
No, and he doesn't necessarily have to if he's good at his job. Brock doesn't give a fuck about wrestling but he's a professional that gives it his all regardless.
>>1177319
MOOSE
>>1177315
He hasn't but that's because that's the way WWE want him. Bork can still put on a damn good show when he's allowed to be a bit more varied. Now he's just le epin suplex man
Apollo Crews is BASED.
Big E is BASED.
This is what a "10" looks like.
Titus O Neil is BASED
>>1177352
b a s e d
best heel in the company
>>1177352
Fuck shes hot. Unlike that horse transgender Charlotte
>>1177357
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>>1177352
I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp elbows. She is way below my standard.
Does /pol/ know that there's a wrestler that fights ISIS?
>>1177360
>I'm sorry Eva but you'll have to go back home to your husband. I cant satisfy you the way you desire...your elbows...they are far too sharp
>>1177358
Enjoy your ban for spamming/flooding
>>1177362
Now Vince just has to place her in the Wyatt Family and he can call her Edgelord Eva Marie
>>1177367
Pretty sure you're the only one getting replied to with the copypasta. That's not flooding, thats just people tired of your fucking trip. I mean, that's how /pol/ pushed off it's obnoxious trip fag.
>>1177379
How is that flooding? That's the fucking /int/ easter thing they had yesterday. That was a fucking flood. Or the old colored boxes /b/ used to get. This is people trying to piss off an attention whore by not bantering with him.
>43 posts
>17 IPs
>>1177382
Posting the same thing over and over again is flooding retard, doesn't matter if you think you're being a superhero by trying to drive off a tripshit doing it.
>>1177375
>"I-its only bad when y-you do it.."
Kys fag
>>1177352
Disgusting. She looks like a fucking doll.
>>1177391
Seths moment was last year, Romans was this year, now 2017 will be Deans year
>Dean is winning the MITB
I know this to be true
>>1177394
kys sperg
>>1177392
Oh please like she would even allow you to be within 10ft of her. Kys fat neckbeard.
>''Do you miss it? No, I don't miss it. What's on TV now isn't what I used to do. So it's easy not to miss''
Based Shawn btfoing WWE.
>I get what those hardcore fans say and they don't like it (the WWE product), but at the same time, and I'm gonna get a ton of heat for this, but it is true: You DO keep watching. The ratings may go down, but we're not losing you."
>>1177352
>>1177398
I'm glad. She is utterly rancid. Total trash, even lower than Paige.
>the copypasta spammer is already disheartened.
Wew lad, you won't make it far, or are you actually afraid of a ban? Lmao its not flooding bro, seriously keep going, i wont hit the report button ;^)
>>1177398
>i'm a thirsty virgin with no standards so that means everyone is!
I would literally turn her down if she asked
>>1177402
Mod ban this retard
>>1177405
They always give up
They don't have the fortitude to keep it up like us tripfags
>>1177352
>0 hips
>fucked face
Eva Marie is shit
>>1177406
>I would literally turn her down if she asked
t. guy posting on an anonymous anime imageboard on the mandrama discussion page on a Friday night
Don't worry, she never would
>a deanetty fag killed /wwe/
Kek
>>1177407
>He's given up, and now just pleds to the mods to get his way
Top kek, i bet you'd literally suck a cock to get dean mark banned, lmao you're pathetic, have sex and the last thing on your mind will be dean mark
>>>/v/333681531
I made the general in the wrong board lads
>>1177413
Trip on retard
>>1177411
You act as if I'm supposed to be upset by any of that
>>1177415
>It's a Roman hate general
So Roman haters outing themselves as having autism?
>>1177417
thx for making me a meme. youre my idol desu this is such an honour
>>1177419
You act as if you'd ever get any offers from women for sex...let alone one from a super model.
>>1177422
>super model
18+ please
>>1177426
Sethfags already killed wwe so this isn't a surprise
>sethfags unite
>>1177425
Eva Marie is a super model who has appeared on magazine covers. That's her literal job description and a fact whether your neckbeard self wants to believe it or not.
>I would literally turn her down if she asked
Beggars can't be choosers kek
>Eva Marie is hot
>>1177431
>import model
>supermodel
1+
>>1177399
Why is Shawn right about everything? Is it his based English-Texan breeding?
>>1177431
>Beggars can't be choosers
Indeed you can't. That explains your 12 year old boy tier taste in women
>>1177434
>This mad I made fun of him
Wew lad calm down, didn't mean to shine the light so hard on your miserable life kek
>>1177437
>he is one payment away from partially owning his ps3
>>1177433
>implying she would even spit on you if you were on fire
>Roman Reigns (c) Vs Braun Strowman Vs Big Cass Vs Ryback at Wrestlemania 33 for the WWEWHC
thoughts?
>>1177441
Again, I don't get how this is supposed to be an insult if i prefer that she wouldn't
>>1177436
>He thinks me making fun of him for saying he would turn Eva Marie down, means I'm defending Eva and not just making fun of you and the irony of saying you'd turn down sex while posting on a mandrama board on a Friday night
>knees too pointy
>please post feet and armpits
Back to jacking off in the "high test" Kana and Rebecca thread you smelly weeb
>>1177444
vince would get an erection that would last more than 4 hours and he'd die
>>1177446
You gay bro?
>>1177447
>while posting on a mandrama board on a Friday night
>le normal people can't use 4chan meme
18+ kid. This isn't the big bad boogeyman of the web like you autists think it is
>>1177446
Your acting as if shes beneath you meanwhile you look like pic related
>there are people who thinks asgooka and Red mare is more attractive than Eva Marie
>>1177453
>It's a Dean Mark pretends he's over 6 feet tall thread
zzzz
>>1177450
>I would literally turn her down if she asked
>Implying she'd even maintain eye contact for more than 2 seconds with a smelly weeb like you
>>1177457
>le weeb boogeyman
Anime and Japanese culture in general is for faggots.
>>1177459
>I would literally turn her down if she asked
>Implying she'd ever ask
enzo ans cass will be ascension tier by summerslam
>>1177459
Don't talk down about your hobby like that!
>>1177456
But I am. How short are you that you think someone is lying when they say they're over 6'. Top fucking kek.
>three threads up and none are on page 8
janny is actually dead. /wwe/ wins
>>1177460
if only this guy wasnt a glass man he would have got a whc about a year or 2 ago
>>1177461
*Simon Gotch and Aiden English
FTFY
>>1177465
try 5 years ago. he was done after nexus. he should have beaten orton
>>1177463
Dean Mark, you have what it takes to get into the /wwe/ hall of fame.
But what would truly ascend you to greatness and getting into it is posting a pic to prove you're tall to shut these faggot manlets up.
>>1177463
>I-i'm tall, I promise!
Sure
>>1177471
Ill timestamp my drivers license
>>1177473
That works m8, gload to see someone else here can drive.
P{robably just me and you drive tbH
>>1177471
Stop flirting with him you faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXe6vOzT_GQ
You can't find a normal weight person anywhere in this video except for Tom
>NXT fans confirm to be fat fucks
>>1177471
You're even more autistic
>>1177361
that was a really good episode in general
is Mil a tweener now?
>>1177476
You can say that about any crowd anywhere in America. They're all fat disgusting
>>1177480
Found the brit who stays up till 5 am on a Friday night watch...discussing children's mandrama on an anonymous anime imageboard
>>1177480
>Yuropoor being this upset he doesn't get to eat all the cheeseburgers in the world xD
>he stays up to watch a kid's show KeK
There isn't a single diva who doesnt have at least some attractiveness to her. it's all from them being /fit/ as fuck.
>>1177482
>butthurt fatty fat fat is triggered
I'm surprised you can see the keyboard past your enourmous gut
>>1177296
I bet you he hates prowrestling and thinks its nerdy. This is what brock thinks also. All they care about is getting paid.
>>1177484
>I'm proud of being an obese waste of resources who can't wash his own arse
K, whatever floats your boat
>>1177486
This isnt about wrestling. Please stay ontopic
>>1177488
>i stay up to watch a kid's show
LOL
>>1177485
>Who is Nia Jax
>>1177492
...i mean...she got a fat ass...
>>1177486
Why are you still awake? Are you confused about the time? It's 3 days from now when you're supposed to be awake at 5 am watching three black men talk about booty and twerking not Friday
>>1177490
post your license dean mark
>>1177488
dont get your knickers in a twist Nigel
>>1177491
I don't, actually, but keep grasping at those straws fatty. Maybe one day you'll get that soda into your mouth.
>>1177487
You got worked by Brock
>>1177392
Thats why shes a 10.
>>1177496
This has absolutely nothing to do with wrestling.
>>1177501
Would you knock it on the head
>>1177498
>I don't, actually,
>while saying that in a wwe general
LOL
>Mfw Deanetty unironically had the worst match at mania
>>1177496
Dean Mark confirmed 6' 2" perfect height Chad
Manlets on suicide watch
>>1177496
Of course you're fucking Canadian. No shitposter in the US would be able to manage.
>>1177496
>he rented a driving licence from his boyfriend
>>1177496
kek, how do we know you didnt take your daddies license?
>>1177463
Nigga we all know your autistic beta ass is below 5foot8.
>>1177507
Trip on retard
what is the logic in not booking in response to fan reaction? legitimately curious.
>>1177506
It was a really sad showing. Personally i was dissapointed. He could have had a much better match with Brock if he had put some effort into his spots. Hopefully his match with Jericho at Payback is better.
>>1177496
>hey dad let me see your drivers license
LMAOOOO
>>1177513
Because the fans dont run the show
>>1177516
>I skim highlights on the youtube channel during my lunch
POO
>>1177513
The logic is that WWE rolls in money no matter what they do. Fatty smarks are the only ones who bitch about the booking and they make no impact at all on the finances
>>1177513
Fans are fickle. Imagine if you were reading a story, but every time you came to something you didn't like., the author had to change it to something you did like.
1. You have no idea where the story is going, so playing to your whims ruins the stories progression.
2. If you are given everything you want, whewre is the pay offs, the climaxes, the delayed gratification? No one would ever get over, theyd just have good matches, do moves, and go home.
>>1177521
>wit shoes on
>>1177521
Again, this has nothing to do with wrestling.
>>1177496
>so butthurt he actually borrowed a friend's driving licence to prove he isn't under 6'0''
Autism at it's most concentrated
>>1177524
>wit shoes on
Wasn't this retard banned before? Is it Devitt with a new trip?
>>1177521
Post more images nigga, devitt became legend status by posting his lips.
You're not quite there yet
>>1177528
"this"
>>1177529
Ban evading is the easiest thing in the world. A child can do it
>>1177529
What are you talking about?
>>1177528
Still has nothing to do with wrestling
>>1177530
>Le idolize trip fags man
You're more autistic
>>1177533
>I literally have zero friends IRL so uhhh
>trash talks a manlet
>had a mental breakdown because he never had sex
Dean mark is the best autistic poster xD
>>1177533
Just do it m8
>>1177533
>Kissless virgin with no friends, manlet AND a newfag
Nice
>>1177537
You have nothing to do with wrestling
>>1177533
>I literally have zero friends IRL so uhhh....
Christ, this isnt R9K
Does anyone wanna talk about matches? Or storylines? Fucking anything? Why do the general have to be your fucking livejournal?
>>1177533
How did you know I was referring to you? Do you answer to "retard"?
>>1177352
Below the neck - hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
Someone has to fire the make up artists over there since she can look pretty qt without it.
>I literally have zero friends IRL so uhhh
>at least i'm a lanklet fuck!
>>1177543
(You) need to stop treating this board like it's your own personal therapy group.
>I literally have zero friends IRL
>Also a manlet who overcompensates by wearing lifts
Tell us more
>>1177552
Posting a stolen or rented driving licence is not proof of shit you autistic shorty
>>1177552
>im not a manlet
>is under 6'4'' without his precious lifts
top kek
>I literally have zero friends IRL and is a manlet
Just end it
>>1177555
>How the fuck is 6' 3" lanklet
Post weight and timestamp
Remember when we had a janny to sweep up off topic tripfag shitposting?
Fuck me...Almost 200 posts in all about an attention whore trip faggot.
let dean mark shit post.
without /wwe/ he would've probably been an hero already
>>1177560
Use a filter
>>1177561
>calling others short
>literally wears lift to achieve the next step down from being tall
>The tripfag is a manlet who wears lifts and has no friends
Well just color me surprised! What else? They've never had sex and have worse cardio than Batista?
>>1177563
I shouldn't have to use a filter to get rid of off topic shitposting. Besides which how is that gonna help in this thread? It's a fucking wrestling general talking about nothing but a tripfags height.
>>1177560
This is the designated shitposting thread
>>1177566
If everyone just filtered him, we wouldn't have this problem.
>>1177565
>insulting batista
its not 2014 anymore, Bryan got his mania moment you can stop now.
lmao dean mark got B&
Janny here to save the day or like The Rock would say, back from his hotpocket eating frenzy
>>1177560
>Janny BTOFing manlets
>>1177570
kek, i baited him into posting something stupid like his license so he would get banned.
You're welcome everyone.
>>1177569
>Implying I'm not a huge Batista mark cause he actually looks like a wrestler
>Dean Mark is ded
Press F5 to pay respects
F5
just marathoned a bunch of stone cold podcasts
I will never get tired of him saying "history of the business"
truly the GOAT
>>1177577
WEll okay then, we're good fAm
THANK YOU JANNY
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
THANK YOU JANNY
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>Dean Manlet will now be left alone in his cum stained room that smells of cheap beer, with nobody to interact with
>>1177579
All that man wants is for some to sell a fucking DDT
OHHHHHHH MY
IT'S JANNY
JANNY'S HERE
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE??
>>1177576
>implying I didn't know that
>implying i wasnt just waiting for my daily ban so i could go fap
>implying you didnt just get worked by the smart, tall and handsome Dean Mark
Brb gunna go fap to some Amia Miley, will be back to shitpost in a bit ;^)
OHHHH JANNYYY WONT YOU BE MY GIRLLL
i miss dean mark
>>1177579
The one with Vampiro is my favorite because Austin kept thinking that Vampiro's crazy stories were a work
>>1177576
Thank you based anon.
>>1177586
>pretending to be an autistic manlet with no friends
pathetic
>>1177587
xD so funny +1
AYYYYYYYY WE WANT SOME JANNAY
>>1177586
BASED FUCKING DEAN MARK
AWWWWWWWW /WWE/ GENERAL
DONT YOU DARE BE SOWAH
CLAP FOR YOUR SHITPOST CLEANING JANITOR
AND FEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE POWAAAAAAAAAH
ITS A GOOD THREAD, YES IT IS
Dean mark come back please
Look at this John, it's Janny! He was big on /sp/!
>>1177595
stop stealing my gimmick
>>1177593
Wish you'd lose weight
>>1177592
You got worked son
>our last general for ten hours was wasted giving a manlet upvotes
nice
>>1177586
BASED AS FUCK
I miss Dean Mark :'(
>the whole thread is full of Dean Mark shitposting what are we..
>wait a second...is that...could it be...
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ITS...ITS THE JANNY!
>>1177605
>implying he can afford phones
my man lives the old fashioned way
What would Janny's entrance music be?
>>1177586
Is Dean Mark the best heel in /wwe/ history?
When we first emigrated here from /sp/, the original /asp/ies said there was some autist who used to plague their threads posting with 10 different personalities
Is this that guy? Is he fan of Deanetty cause he can relate with someone whose gimmick is literally being a mental patient? Are any original aspies actually left or is it just bottom of the barrel cross boarders who came here from /b/ and /trash/?
>>1177612
Samoa Joe's fat guy walk music
>>1177613
Devshitt and Bretchad were way better.
>>1177613
>le idolize mental patients on an anonymous anime imageboard
kys pls
>>1177586
>fap to some Amia Miley
Muh nigga
>>1177613
no he's the greatest face poster in /wwe/ history
>i know this to be true
*double thumbs up
>>1177612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq6zbj3kXJw
>Autist has 5 trips from which to switch to
How do you let your life get this awful and out of control?
>>1177611
This.
Our boy dean mark is classy as fuck fambam
WE GOT A WILD CROWD IN HERE TONIGHT MAGGLE
It's the post Wrestlemania shitposting thread, where sometimes they cheer the janny and boo the gimmickfags
>>1177617
>le point things out by putting le before it
le kys pls
:)
>>1177622
>he's mad he doesn't have any fans
kys jasethy
>>1177622
>Not having a couple of trips
I have 2 and 1 I retired.
>>1177627
B A S E D A S F U C K
WE WANT DEVITT
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
WE WANT DEVITT
>>1177627
BAH GAWD IT CANT BE, IS IT? HES BACK
>>1177625
>He has spent the better part of his youth keeping track of online personas on an anonymous anime imageboard
Hey guys, what's going on here? Oh....
>>1177627
Oh shit
>>1177627
So, you got warned by the Janny and the first thing you do is come back and off topic shitpost?
This general belongs here: >>>/trash/
>>1177634
>He spends his time projecting and greentexting on 4chan
lelelelelelelelelelelele
>>1177627
Based
>>1177640
You didn't put sage in your post you lying cunt.
>>1177641
When you're 65 and alone in your cabin? Will you be reminiscing the good times you had keeping track of le epin autistic trips?
I bet you go to /vp/ too and roleplay with sweaty men on there too eh berto?
>>1177513
because wrestling never ends, you have to invest decades of your time to get the payoff you want
Look at JBL or Mick Foley's careers for instance
AJ Styles, Bray Wyatt, Dean, KO will all have the success the fans want them to have one day
I don't know about Cesaro though, he's getting old and I don't think Vince can see what he has
also reminder that this is a children's show directed at an audience with no critical thinking skills who will like who they are told to like/the guy who always wins
>>1177642
You are the greatest fambam.
no one can stop you
>>1177638
Shut up lil guy
>>1177646
yaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn
*farts*
Reply to this post if you don't want Dean Mark to die tonight
>The manlet who has no friends sat out his ban just so he could come back to the only forum that gives him his daily fix of attention
Wish they'd take you out back and just put you out of your misery
>>1177655
Pls don't die Dean Mark :'(
>>1177653
>Literally from /b/
Don't you have some tumblr blog to raid you pimple faced little teenage twink?
>>1177660
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>1177655
stay pls
>>1177661
Oh you're that brit who stays up till 4 am watching a kids' show huh?
>>1177665
-_- zzz
Dean Mark is so fucking based and lives a simple classy life.
Hey guys what I missed, I was gone for a while?
