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So does anyone from /asp/ know anything about this sport? It's called jai alai and I have watched a little bit of it and I think it looks fun as fuck to play. Other than seeing a couple of clips, I know absolutely nothing about it.
Read this fambulance
http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2013/2/28/4036934/jai-alai-sport-in-america-miami
>>1435398
I could totally see this as a field day for cocaine kingpins in 1980's Miami. I bet Tony Montana had his own private jai alai court or "fronton"
I've heard that people died from playing this. It would suck to be hit with that ball, holy fuck. I saw the thing on jackass where they hurled oranges at johnny and steve o, imagine if that was the actual ball they used.
![coolest_tattoos_642_randy_orton[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BCPszOy.jpg "coolest_tattoos_642_randy_orton[1].jpg")
Is having shitty tattoos a prerequisite to becoming a professional wrestler? And it's usually stupid middle school shit like skulls, flames, or tribal designs. Why do they do this?
all tattoos are stupid
>>1435385
to hide their flab
Randy tatoos were the cool thing in the 00s.
Also, Cena doesnt have any tats. Or Rollins. Or Ambrose. Kane. Harper
Dump any wrestling webms/gifs you have they can be insane spots, botches, comedy moments, stiff as fuck shots, based moments and anything else you have
The reason I enjoyed Stardust is because in an era of mostly normal looking wrestlers, he was the one that reminded me of the pre 2000 era of wrestling. The gimmick and the ab libbing reminded me of what I missed about wrestling, and Cody was the star of this. Him and Goldust are so underrated and are probably the only ones who were able to write their own stuff. They even make the old guys like Kane look like a scripted mess.
>>1435250
I'd agree.
>>1435250
It was Cody's gimmick, I believe he always has a spot in WWE if he decides to come back, he might in the future.
>>1435250
You've summed up my own thoughts regarding Stardust perfectly.
Okay guys, I have a legit question. No shitposting.
What would wrestling in 2016 be if kayfabe had never been broken and we were all 100% invested in the product as real, legitimate competition?
Given the current WWE roster, how would the atmosphere be different if kayfabe was intact?
>Who would be champion?
>Who would be most popular with fans?
>Who would be the legitimate GOAT?
>Who would have the longest losing streak?
considering wrestling was most popular during the monday night wars, and they broke kayfabe weekly. It does not matter.
If kayfabe had never been broken, most over would be Kevin Owens probably as he would get booed to shit along with Jericho.
Most over face would be Ambrose, doesn't show his body, looks like a normal guy with shit hair, so relatable to the audience, (if Owens was a face would be the most relatable). Champion would obviously be Trips
begging you to have sex
>Smark & Mark
>[name]etty
>hi phil
>muh Carter
>fedora meme
>SashA+, B+ecky, C+harles
>MemeXT
>Cuck
>BASED
>RECORD LOW
>BROTHER NERO
>much more...
Can we please put an end to using...
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All you're going to get in response to this thread is just people spouting memes, so I don't even know why you posted this.
>>1435214
I applaud you for trying to stand against the wave of shitposting but it's futile, this place is lost
get worked
Pick A Hand
I would hit this pothead with so many lefts he'd beg for a right
>>1435166
ur skinny
>>1435168
No im an athlete
ITT: Wrestlers that browse /asp/
>>1435066
inb4 phil
>>1435066
Definitely Haitch
I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually Carter
>>1435097
Dean is Carter
Without looking it up or scrolling down, how many of these wrestlers do you know from their real names?
1. Eltore Ewen
2. Mark LoMonaco
3. Jonathan Good
4. Benjamin Satterly
5. Remi Sebei
6. Colby Lopez
7. Stephen Farrelly
8. Victoria Crawford
9. Stephanie Garcia-Colace
10. Darren Matthews
>>1435023
Only 6. Seth Rollins
It's Rami not Remi
3 is Dean
Only one I know
>mac daddy "money bags" mcmahon speaking the truth to a bunch of degenerate hicks about life not being fair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2PHCGCT41I
>>1435015
The patricians choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezqGdDbKlj4
>>1435015
Dusty Rhodes-Hard Times
https://youtu.be/M4MmynUrze8
>>1435015
Gary Hart promo
https://youtu.be/TjkhZG-g0C8
Wrestling related OC, let's make /asp/ straight again!
>Hi, I'm here for the job interview
>>1434980
Sorry. We're not that desperate.
>>1434980
>History of unsafe work habits and arguing with management
Yeah, I think we'll pass
>>1434980
Oh yes you must be Ryan, why don't you take a seat by any of the tables at the lobby and I'll be there in a minute
The difference between WWE and /asp/ is that that WWE is merely watched. Airsoft, martial arts, swordfighting, longboarding, and all other stuff that's posted here was discussed by practitioners.
If anything, WWE threads should be on /tv/.
I wrestle for outlaw promotions and I post here too, arsehole. Your argument is invalid.
>>1434844
/tv/ thinks we're a sport. They'll want us out also
>>1434844
Agreed but this is where they put us. Take it up with the admins.
Where has he been?
China.
Growing out his hair for his return
Jacking off new age smarks in the parking lot
![WWE.Main.Event.2016.07.01.720p.HDTV.x264-Ebi.mp4_snapshot_15.40_[2016.07.02_10.49.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QLkiMh7.jpg "WWE.Main.Event.2016.07.01.720p.HDTV.x264-Ebi.mp4_snapshot_15.40_[2016.07.02_10.49.41].jpg")
Guys I found them! They were hiding on Main Event!
Current Shining Star victims:
NXT jobbers
Jack Swagger and Zack Ryder
Literally the only tag team on the main roster that is undefeated. So come to Main Event! The Shining Star...of Hulu?
Primo is actually really good in ring and fine on mic.
I guess he's loyal to Epico due to being cousins or whatnot but he'd be better off going on his own.
>>1434762
>Former Mr. Money in the Bank Jack Swagger
>Former US Champion Jack Swagger
>Former World Heavyweight Champion Jack Swagger
>The best character on WWECW Jack Swagger
>Jobbing to the third repackaging of professional jobbers on Main Event
He was fined only 500 bucks for his DUI, but that cost him his career anyway.
>>1434762
U-S-Territories! U-S-Territories!
